Kakar the Vile wrote:
Hey Nobby, is that avatar a picture of you? And if so, did anyone ever tell you that you look like a skinny Eric Clapton?
Fu[/Azure]cking Tw[Azure]at.
Feel da leurv in da room
Edited, Thu Apr 27 18:01:17 2006 by Nobby
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I hope your ******** turn square and rust at the corners.
Fu[/Azure]cking Tw[Azure]at.
Feel da leurv in da room
Edited, Thu Apr 27 18:01:17 2006 by Nobby
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Nobby and Flea'lo should get together and make beautiful babies.
Nobby wrote:
TwiceTwice
I am SOOO glad I have this back:
Women think men care more about a tan than a gorgeous as$...when will they learn?
NobbyRoller the Charming wrote:
Women think men care more about a tan than a gorgeous as$...when will they learn?
Not my woman.
I suppose it might be weird- but what strikes me (turns me on) about this girl is her voice, and facial expression.
She's so happy on stage, but there are little expressions that appear, especially after a line....so powerful.
And the voice...my god.
I think I'm in love.
Edited, Fri Apr 28 01:01:13 2006 by Monkeylope
She's so happy on stage, but there are little expressions that appear, especially after a line....so powerful.
And the voice...my god.
I think I'm in love.
Edited, Fri Apr 28 01:01:13 2006 by Monkeylope
Hi, I'm Katie with your daily sock traffic report. And in the visitors section there seems to be a steady flow. Wait! Whats this? a scholar with only 20 odd posts? Do we smell stinky feet? Could be the raging stank of the gaping Niovagina permeating the whole forums today or it might be genuine sock! What do the Admins say?
Edited, Fri Apr 28 01:06:28 2006 by Katie
Edited, Fri Apr 28 01:06:28 2006 by Katie
I think just the noise of those juicy cheeks bouncing around would make a blind man weep.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
I think just the noise of those juicy cheeks bouncing around would make a blind man weep.
Eh? Are we looking at the same thing? She looks pretty tight to me. I'm just impressed by the range of motion that she can achieve with that end of her body.
EDIT: Why does every one of my 100th posts suck so much?
Edited, Fri Apr 28 01:16:57 2006 by Eske
It's a plot. Ok find.. not jiggling but the swish.. those things arent exactly aerodynamic...
her ass makes me hate french people less.
still, I'd wait and buy her **** tape before I bought her album, music blows. but then again, who's actually listening to it?
still, I'd wait and buy her **** tape before I bought her album, music blows. but then again, who's actually listening to it?
The One and Only Katie wrote:
It's a plot. Ok find.. not jiggling but the swish.. those things arent exactly aerodynamic...
Tsk tsk...green isn't a good color for you, Katie.
Luckily for me, Mr.Katie likes my ***, or seems to scince he always seems to grab it or slap it every chance he gets. Oh! Or another one what up with guys coming up behind their women and making thrusting motion with their hips when the woman is bent over digging something out from underneath a counter or out of the dishwasher? Silly boys!
Katie wrote:
Oh! Or another one what up with guys coming up behind their women and making thrusting motion with their hips when the woman is bent over digging something out from underneath a counter or out of the dishwasher? Silly boys!
All better.
Generally, when I see a man randomly smacking a woman's behind (such as in a bar setting), I consider him a redneck, womanizing as$hole, but as long as you're with him...I guess it's okay.
Monkeylope wrote:
I suppose it might be weird- but what strikes me (turns me on) about this girl is her voice, and facial expression.
She's so happy on stage, but there are little expressions that appear, especially after a line....so powerful.
And the voice...my god.
I think I'm in love.
Edited, Fri Apr 28 01:01:13 2006 by Monkeylope
She's so happy on stage, but there are little expressions that appear, especially after a line....so powerful.
And the voice...my god.
I think I'm in love.
Edited, Fri Apr 28 01:01:13 2006 by Monkeylope
Quote:
All better.
Generally, when I see a man randomly smacking a woman's behind (such as in a bar setting), I consider him a redneck, womanizing as$hole, but as long as you're with him...I guess it's ok.
Generally, when I see a man randomly smacking a woman's behind (such as in a bar setting), I consider him a redneck, womanizing as$hole, but as long as you're with him...I guess it's ok.
It's a dominance/spanking thing. It's also better than ok if you don't have the wrong issues driving the desire to do it.
I usually end up flat on my back within the next 30 minutes.. soo the issue is FINE with me. Then again he's maintnance in the air force and he's got those hands and those arms.. that OMFG *** in the uniform. Actually all he has to do is walk in to the house with his uniform on give me "that" look and its all over. I go all weak at the knees.
Roller the Charming wrote:
Nobby wrote:
TwiceTwice
I am SOOO glad I have this back:
Women think men care more about a tan than a gorgeous as$...when will they learn?
NobbyI actually prefer a little bit of column A and a jiggly amount of column B.
I'm more of an "overall" type of guy. She can have a big ole'booty, but if she's flat...I'll pass. Same goes visa versa.
Little tan never hurt nobody.
Jesus, am I so wrong about that. I turn into a tomatoe every time I've tried.Sun block is your friend for tanning when your pasty white. Only spend about 30 minutes outside and rotate every 5 minutes the first couple of times you try to tan.
The One and Only Katie wrote:
Sun block is your friend for tanning when your pasty white. Only spend about 30 minutes outside and rotate every 5 minutes the first couple of times you try to tan.
Yeah that could be a problem. I'd tell you to move south but I wouldnt wish that torture on anyone.
Miami sunlight can sometimes tear through even name-brand sunblocks. Specially on a bright bright cloudless day at the beach.
All I have to say is: ow
All I have to say is: ow
That place has tons of tanning salons.. just go there.
I'm kinda shy, actually. 
I've never actually been to a tanning salon, and from what I've seen in some movies, it doesn't seem like a comfortable enviroment.
That, and with all the body hair I have, I don't think a tanning salon would even make me look right. I'll end up having some sort of Zebra effect.
I've never actually been to a tanning salon, and from what I've seen in some movies, it doesn't seem like a comfortable enviroment.
That, and with all the body hair I have, I don't think a tanning salon would even make me look right. I'll end up having some sort of Zebra effect.
Nair to the rescue! Quit being such a puss[Antiquewhite][/Antiquewhite]y! Other guys do it! I'm sure Totem is one of them!
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