Ooh, I have a cat story from my childhood! As an only child, I was into the imaginary friend thing, and would create physical representations of them. In particular, I had a robot made of boxes, who's name eludes me at the moment, but needless to say he was hollow.
I must've been seven or eight when we found our first Hustler, and after splitting it with the neighborhood kids I claimed the centerfold as my own. I can still remember the caption: "Come take a trip down my Hollywood Tunnel". Is there a famous Hollywood Tunnel or was this purely a quotation based on her ******? Doesn't really matter.
Anyway, thoroughly lost on what to do with the centerfold but certain that it wasn't to be found by the parents, I naturally hid it inside my robot buddy. At some point, my cat got at it, and tore the naked woman to shreds. Well, I kept the shreds, still in my robot buddy.
Maybe a year or two passes, and one night I return home from baseball practice to see my parents have company. Upon entering the house I am horrified to see the visitors have brought a small child with them, maybe three or four years old, and that the little thing is playing with Robbie the Robot (whattya know, I remembered his name)! Robbie's only been kept around this long because he is still holding the little shreds of pornstar; I was totally over the imaginary friend thing at this point, but had a couple years yet 'til I moved on to destroying evidence.
Needless to say, really, I wasn't in the house for more than five minutes before the little twerp knocked my robot over and sent confetti pus[red][/red]sy and tits showering about the livingroom. It took a moment, but soon the adults realizeed what they were looking at, and boy was I embarrassed. I don't remember what happened next.
The end.