I want real stories from you people of funny things your kids have done or if childless, something you remember a kid ( or yourself as a kid) did. If you try and tell me to post this ***** in the OOT you can fuc[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]k off. There's no way in hell Im setting foot in there. Besides, what do I care about the sandbox babies?
Yesterday evening my son had gotten into everything. I was about to stat losing my cool, so I decided it would be best if I stepped out of his vision for a couple and have my own "time out". So I popped into the garage, lit a cig, and relaxed for a moment. Once I felt a little bit better I opened the door and stepped into my kitchen/dining room. Now, normally we have the kitty litter box in our downstairs bathroom, but it had just been worked on and I was gearing up to paint it so we moved it into the dining room for the time being. I turn the corner and all I can see is the top half of my 4 yr old, sticking halfway out the the litter box. I froze, watching him, and as he felt the weight of Mothers stare, he slowly turned to me and froze as well. We stared at each other for about 5 seconds, not speaking, not moving. Then very quietly he says "I'm sorry Mommy. I was just pretending to be a cat." All Im thinking at this point was when the last time it had been cleaned. FORTUNATELY, I had just cleaned it the day before. Still I was completely grossed out.
Very quietly I ask him to please get out of the litter box. He nods, says he's sorry again, and I turn away trying hard to figure out if I want to burst out laughing or kill the kid. As I've turned away for the moment I hear his little quavering voice behind me say the one thng that undid me: "Mommy...... I'm stuck"
I'm proud that I held it in until I got him unstuck, his hands washed, and sent him upstairs to change out of those clothes, but once he turned the corner, dashing upstairs, I laughed so hard I cried.
This is so going down as one of the stories I tell potential GF's of his when hes older