Hey oldtimers!Follow

Who are you again?

didnt you knock someone up?

What's kept you? I need a foot massage.

Nexa

sup there goal. hope all is well in your little corner of the world.

Plat plz

Who the f'uck cares how nice his ties are, you f'ucking moron?

Yeah, I -obviously- meant to write nice [i]************

How you doin' dirty girl.

Hey windmill boy! Had your finger in any nice dykes lately?

Ooh. Ooh. While you're here, I bought a dutch **** mag in Eendhoven a week or so back. Any chance you could translate the personal columns for me?

And yeah. . . where's mini-goalkeeper?

Lummel!


Hiya Goalkeeper, Welcome back!

Hello Rooster

hehe.

I shall now excrete an antecdote.

I used to work with a fellow from Rotterdam.. whom I always bugged to teach me Dutch. Just to be a **** he always refused (at which I responded by getting the German that I worked with to teach me German insults to hurl at him). So finally I decided to go onto the internets and print out several copies of Dutch insults and bring them into work with me.. of which I passed out and before you know it the place was full of people trying to pronounce these ridiculous Dutch insults. (The work environment was similar to that of a highschool lockeroom/cafeteria). So in walks Dutch boy who I am sitting on a table just staring and grinning at as he realizes that the 7 or 8 people in the room are all saying these Dutch insults at him. He tried to act like he was pissed in his Viking way but in a few seconds of me grinning at him he turned red a beat and started laughing and then unleashed a barrage of verbal assaults that I'm sure would have made a sailor weep.
It was very fun and very easy to make that man turn red.

I must say the last physical altercation that I had was with this man. He threw me across the room like a rag doll He was just so fun to **** off.. haha


anyway.. blablabla

Haha, nice to see so many of you in this thread.

Life is great in cloggyland. After a 6 month period working for the Dutch version of American Idol I'm back in sports journalism again, thanks to an old colleague who gave me a ring like 30 minutes before I was going to sign a new contract at my former job, hehe. Packed my bags and plunged into the world of football again. World Cup's coming up (Pat, where's that write-up!) so I'm one happy man.

Mini goal is still on the bench, so to speak. However, I'm still with the same 'ol bin (7+ years, damn). I'll translate any **** you send my way, of course, Nob ;p

Sam, still have a weak spot for you. Don't ask.
Nexs: I'll rub anything you offer me. How's little Nex?
Aady/Smog/Aegis/Joph: my rogue will still beat up your gimp druid, dorf, goat and SK. Sup :)
Pat: Holland, chop chop
Taco: come online you dirty schmuck. Tennis is for sissies. Torm says hello.
Jen: /hug!
Kao: eikel!
Kelv: I'm Dutch. Used to be belittled. =)

Hope you guys are rocking it.