Man Swallowed By Sink Hole in Own Home
As if we don't have enough to worry about. You're in your house, you hear a noise, and you go into your living room, and a giant whole opens up in the floor. This poor ******* just falls from his living room 20 feet underground and dies. That must have been terrifying. Life is weirder than fiction sometimes.
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“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Yikes! That's scary. I live on a fault line so supposedly in the next 10 years my house will drop 20 feet in less than 3 minutes or something like that.
I ain't afraid of no stinkin earthquake...
I ain't afraid of no stinkin earthquake...
That's what I call a baaad day. 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I really do worry about stupid crap all the time. I was contemplating making a special trip to the store last night when I realized that I didn't have any bottled water and that we might be in trouble if quarantined for bird flu. At least I live in a state where most of the ground is granite.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I live in Utah and I believe alot of our underground is granite. Atleast the mormans say there is, there's alot of temples built with Granite.
Nexa wrote:
I really do worry about stupid crap all the time. I was contemplating making a special trip to the store last night when I realized that I didn't have any bottled water and that we might be in trouble if quarantined for bird flu.
My mom didn't cook a turkey for Thanksgiving last year because she was afraid of bird flu.
That's Karma for you right there.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
Wow, his floor opened up and ate him. Thats awful and a bit hilarious all at the same time.
He was probably gay.
What a way to go. And think of the house repairs his wifes going to have to worry about
And lo, the Lord did openeth the gaping maw of the Earth and he did swallow unto the Earth the sinnerest of sinners.
Praise to the Lord almightly.
Praise to the Lord almightly.
Nexa wrote:
Man Swallowed By Sink Hole in Own Home
As if we don't have enough to worry about. You're in your house, you hear a noise, and you go into your living room, and a giant whole opens up in the floor. This poor ******* just falls from his living room 20 feet underground and dies. That must have been terrifying. Life is weirder than fiction sometimes.
As if we don't have enough to worry about. You're in your house, you hear a noise, and you go into your living room, and a giant whole opens up in the floor. This poor ******* just falls from his living room 20 feet underground and dies. That must have been terrifying. Life is weirder than fiction sometimes.
A giant whole what?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Look at the bright side, with that hole and the life insurance money, his wife can surely get that indoor, inground pool she wanted. 
Debalic wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Man Swallowed By Sink Hole in Own Home
As if we don't have enough to worry about. You're in your house, you hear a noise, and you go into your living room, and a giant whole opens up in the floor. This poor ******* just falls from his living room 20 feet underground and dies. That must have been terrifying. Life is weirder than fiction sometimes.
As if we don't have enough to worry about. You're in your house, you hear a noise, and you go into your living room, and a giant whole opens up in the floor. This poor ******* just falls from his living room 20 feet underground and dies. That must have been terrifying. Life is weirder than fiction sometimes.
A giant whole what?
haha, I hate you! You know, I totally typed that as the headline, then fixed it, then turned around and did the same ******* thing in the paragraph. What can I say, I'm bad at life.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
He was probably gay.
Duh. Like a poofter could clime his way out of a 20 foot hole.
Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:
In the early part of the century, most people died within the first 90 days. Not just the first 3 or 7 or even 14 or 30, 90.
Now, there's no data to say it's because they weren't quarentining themselves, but that's an awefully long time to be prepared for.
Now, there's no data to say it's because they weren't quarentining themselves, but that's an awefully long time to be prepared for.
I'm really struggling to find the context for this statement. Most people died within the first 90 days of - what?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I was just hoping it was posted in the wrong thread. Otherwise, I need alot more coffee.
Samira wrote:
I'm really struggling to find the context for this statement. Most people died within the first 90 days of - what?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Samira wrote:
I'm really struggling to find the context for this statement. Most people died within the first 90 days of - what?
My guess in the Spanish Flu. What connection he finds there might be between gaping holes and the Spanish Flu is not clear.
Though I might add, I only guessed Spanish Flu because Lion Attack was already taken.
Edited, Mon Apr 24 14:18:21 2006 by fhrugby
fhrugby wrote:
My guess in the Spanish Flu. What connection he finds there might be between gaping holes and the Spanish Flu is not clear.
I think he was replying to the thing about the bird flu.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Wait, I know! It was in reply to the flu thing!
Reminds me of a scene from The Money Pit.
Bird flu?
As for worrying about stuff, I eat expired food all the time, plus I work at a hospital and rely on plain soap and water to kill the germies. I handle raw chicken and I eat sushi. I suspect that when Judgement Day comes, my antibodies will be nails, and I'll outlive all you pansies.
As for worrying about stuff, I eat expired food all the time, plus I work at a hospital and rely on plain soap and water to kill the germies. I handle raw chicken and I eat sushi. I suspect that when Judgement Day comes, my antibodies will be nails, and I'll outlive all you pansies.
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
Wait, I know! It was in reply to the flu thing!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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