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#27 Apr 24 2006 at 12:52 PM Rating: Good
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Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:
You know, I have tried, and succeeded if only for a handful of minutes of respiration stopping, and most days I wish I would'
ve staid gone.


But then who would host our guild website??
#28 Apr 24 2006 at 12:57 PM Rating: Decent
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Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Samira wrote:
Better not use a shotgun if you want to avoid a mess.


There's actually a guy in this area that survived a suicide attempt when he tried to shoot himself in the head. I didn't even know that was possible. But his face is a total mess, the side of his face where the exit wound was is basically just skin with lots of scarring. No eye, no external part of his ear. Never knew why he decided not to try again.


Probably from fear of failing again only to have the other part of his face mutilated.
#29 Apr 24 2006 at 2:44 PM Rating: Good
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Suicide is for pussies.
#30 Apr 24 2006 at 3:11 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Suicide is for pussies.

Actually, even though I'm chronically depressed, I'm too much of a pu[black][/black]ssy to even consider suicide.

Edited, Mon Apr 24 16:17:45 2006 by Debalic
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#31 Apr 24 2006 at 4:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Suicide is for pussies.
In which case Bi-Polar sniper-kitty's holding the rifle back-to front.

Just sayin'
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#32 Apr 24 2006 at 4:41 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Suicide is for pussies.
In which case Bi-Polar sniper-kitty's holding the rifle back-to front.

Just sayin'

Homicidal doesn't necessairly mean bi-polar.

Just sayin'
#33 Apr 24 2006 at 4:52 PM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:

Homicidal doesn't necessairly mean bi-polar.

Just sayin'
Aww now you've got my grasshopper brain randomly conjuring a pun about a Bi-Polar Bear.

Joke please, someone? Make it subtle.

Better than "What lives at the North Pole and says "I love snow, I hate snow, I love snow, I hate snow, I love snow, I hate snow, I love snow, I hate snow"

K-thx-la

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#35 Apr 24 2006 at 8:24 PM Rating: Good
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fenderputy the Shady wrote:
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Samira wrote:
Better not use a shotgun if you want to avoid a mess.


There's actually a guy in this area that survived a suicide attempt when he tried to shoot himself in the head. I didn't even know that was possible. But his face is a total mess, the side of his face where the exit wound was is basically just skin with lots of scarring. No eye, no external part of his ear. Never knew why he decided not to try again.


Probably from fear of failing again only to have the other part of his face mutilated.


The hole in his head probably just released the demons inside him that were making him go insane.
#36 Apr 25 2006 at 4:43 PM Rating: Decent
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major attempt to end my own life


Failed at that too huh? Dude, that is pretty pathetic.
#37 Apr 25 2006 at 4:50 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:

Homicidal doesn't necessairly mean bi-polar.

Just sayin'
Aww now you've got my grasshopper brain randomly conjuring a pun about a Bi-Polar Bear.

Joke please, someone? Make it subtle.

Better than "What lives at the North Pole and says "I love snow, I hate snow, I love snow, I hate snow, I love snow, I hate snow, I love snow, I hate snow"

K-thx-la



"Waht lives at the North Pole and swings both ways?"

eh.. Curse you my Germanic funny-bone!! Smiley: banghead
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