Bottom 3 (not including obvious dreck like "Achy Breaky Heart"):
"Why Don't We Do It In The Road" by the Beatles. Repetitive crap - and if you're in the damn road, you can be damn sure there's gonna be people watching you. Like Barkingturtle.
Anything by 50 Cent, but especially "Many Men". Yes, Mr. Jackson, many men DO wish death upon you. For making this song.
"Red Red Wine" by UB40. No particular reason for hating this song; I just do.
And now, for a few songs to counteract these three:
"Bark At The Moon" by Ozzy Osbourne. It amazes me that a man who is so incoherent in normal speech is one of the clearest-singing people out there (you can pretty easily transcribe the lyrics on the first time listening to the song). Plus, unlike "Crazy Train", it's not semi-crap uplifting lyrics. :-)
"Locomotive Breath" by Jethro Tull. Hell, anything from Aqualung, for the most part. Jethro Tull > anything, because nobody has the balls to do covers of their music (at least, that I've ever seen).
"Blow My Whistle Bi[red][/red]tch" by the DJ Aligator Project. Catchy, techno, and, if the Asylum were a country, this song would be in the front-running for national anthem, simply because of how the lyrics are.
"Pigs (Three Different Ones)" by Pink Floyd. A band that does exhibit a wide range, from sheer crap (quite a bit of The Wall) to great music (roughly one song per album).
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