Anything and everything by ABBA
Majority of songs by Nerdvana.
Sex pistols - ughh, famous and renowned for being utterly ***** and i'm sorry no amount of angst or attitude can make up for a colossal lack of talent.
"*****" hip hop artists that refer to the word every other word but would shoot you if you ever called it them.
Any Pop Idol karaoke bands.
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I despise the song Ball & Chain by Social Distortion.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
On the radio today, Roxette.
I hate those ********
I hate those ********
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Ambrya wrote:
Oh, that "I Touch Myself" song? That woman's voice makes me want to eat razor blades.
You take that back right this instant.
I hate that purple dinosaur song.
"Tiny Bubbles" or "Me and My Arrow" are both pretty terrible. As for recent songs..I don't like that one where they spell out "bananas" but I can't remember anything else about it. Oh, and there's this horrifying country song that's sung from the standpoint of a guy who's sleeping with this married woman and people call into the radio and request it for their significant other. Am I the only one who listens to lyrics for the love of god? It's as bad as all the couples who choose "Every Breath I Take" as their friggin wedding song, gah.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Purely for the way it falls on the ear, I'd give a big vote to anything where Yoko actually sang, as well. She is the musical equivalent of lobotomization.
Nexa wrote:
..As for recent songs..I don't like that one where they spell out "bananas" but I can't remember anything else about it.
Hollaback Girl?
The Great Sockpuppette wrote:
Hollaback Girl?
That would be the one.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Achy Breaky Heart.
Anything by Simple Plan kills me.
Will Smith: Will 2k
Celine Dion: My heart will go on
That relatively new U2 one where it starts in spanish counting... or whatever.
Clay Aiken: Invisible
Ice Ice Baby.
Oh say can you see. . .
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Any hip-hop song that kids commonly listen to that refer to "My Humps" "My Milkshake" "Dat ***" or "Taking off all your clothes".
God.. wehn I went to my aunts on Thanksgiving and heard my 10 year old cousins listening to that my aunts sure got an ear full from me.
God.. wehn I went to my aunts on Thanksgiving and heard my 10 year old cousins listening to that my aunts sure got an ear full from me.
Yes. Oh my god. Words can't describe my hatred of those...things*
*because they're not music
Edited, Sat Apr 22 15:49:30 2006 by Eske
Anything by Phil Collins just grates my nerves.
I nominate anything that eminem "sings".
Barkingturtle wrote:
You take that back right this instant.
I'll listen to a thousand plays of We Built This City (On Rock & Roll) or any other song thus far mentioned before agreeing to a single spin of Leonard Cohen's Jazz Police.
Anyone who disagrees with me has never heard Jazz Police. It's really that simple.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
But, but, I love Leonard! 
So long, Marianne...
So long, Marianne...
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
That's the shame of it!
Perfectly good album, some quintessential Cohen tunes, you just finish up "Take This Waltz" and...
BAM!!! JAZZ POLICE SH[Aqua][/Aqua]IT NUKE!!!!
I need to burn myself a new copy of that album without that track and try to expunge it from my memory.
Edited, Sat Apr 22 18:15:37 2006 by Jophiel
Perfectly good album, some quintessential Cohen tunes, you just finish up "Take This Waltz" and...
BAM!!! JAZZ POLICE SH[Aqua][/Aqua]IT NUKE!!!!
I need to burn myself a new copy of that album without that track and try to expunge it from my memory.
Edited, Sat Apr 22 18:15:37 2006 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
BAM!!! JAZZ POLICE SH[Aqua][/Aqua]IT NUKE!!!!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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Anything 'sung' by "My Chemical Romance".
I've only heard one of their songs, but they sucked sufficiently enough on that song to lead me to believe they suck equally or more so on their other songs.
I've only heard one of their songs, but they sucked sufficiently enough on that song to lead me to believe they suck equally or more so on their other songs.
fortnight wrote:
"What's up" - 4 non blondes.
That's a good song.
I guess some people are aurally offended by Linda Perry's vocal acrobatics or something, which is why they don't like her or Alanis Morisette. Whereas I find them unique and interesting.
trickybeck wrote:
I guess some people are aurally offended by Linda Perry's vocal acrobatics or something, which is why they don't like her or Neurosis Anisette.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I forgot to add Creed. ::shudders::
Goldilocks the Venerable wrote:
I forgot to add Creed. ::shudders::
Ohhhh, good one, Crud.
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