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#1 Apr 22 2006 at 9:21 AM Rating: Good
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We are always talking about the best songs/bands ever so let's hear your worst. A few honorees that make me want to kill myself:

The Doors - Hello, I Love You.

Anything by Celine Dion.

Anything by Better Midler.

Dude, I hate the fu[red][/red]cking Eagles.

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#2 Apr 22 2006 at 9:27 AM Rating: Good
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Anything that I can't dance to or cry to.

any country music made passed 1972.

All Korn songs.. with the exception of Low Rider.


much much more.. but If I really tried to think about them I'd have a day that would be shi[Aqua][/Aqua]ttier than the weather is right now.
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#3 Apr 22 2006 at 9:28 AM Rating: Good
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"Cherry Pie" by Warrant

"Swingin' in there
Cause she wanted me to feed her
So I mixed up the batter
And she licked the beater
"

This one didn't immediately come to mind until I started looking but yeah, it's a doozy.



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#4 Apr 22 2006 at 9:30 AM Rating: Good
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Any hip-hop song that kids commonly listen to that refer to "My Humps" "My Milkshake" "Dat ***" or "Taking off all your clothes".


God.. wehn I went to my aunts on Thanksgiving and heard my 10 year old cousins listening to that my aunts sure got an ear full from me.
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#5 Apr 22 2006 at 9:35 AM Rating: Good
Say you don’t know me or recognize my face
Say you don’t care who goes to that kind of place
Knee deep in the hoopla sinking in your fight
Too many runaways eating up the night

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don’t you remember
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll.
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

Someone always playing corporation games
Who cares they’re always changing corporation names
We just want to dance here someone stole the stage
They call us irresponsible write us off the page

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don’t you remember
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

It’s just another sunday, in a tired old street
Police have got the choke hold, oh then we just lost the beat

Who counts the money underneath the bar
Who rides the wrecking ball in two rock guitars
Don’t tell us you need us, ’cos we’re the ship of fools
Looking for america, coming through your schools

(I’m looking out over that golden gate bridge
Out on another gorgeous sunny saturday, not seein’ that bumper to bumper traffic)

Don’t you remember (’member)(’member)

(what’s your favorite radio station, in your favorite radio city
The city by the bay, the city that rocks, the city that never sleeps)

Marconi plays the mamba, listen to the radio, don’t you remember
We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll

We built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll
Built this city, we built this city on rock and roll


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#6 Apr 22 2006 at 9:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Who let the dogs out
That Barbie Girl song
Winger
Bon Jovi (Have a nice day..can you get anymore goody-two-shoes?)
Anything country
#7 Apr 22 2006 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
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Anything country


chick from Tennesee that doesn't like country!?

That's hot
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#9 Apr 22 2006 at 9:56 AM Rating: Good
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Right now I'm going through a pus[Black][/Black]sy rock hate phase.
#10 Apr 22 2006 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
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Disturbed.. even though I've been dragged to see them twice..

y'know, I'm recalling that I havn't really listened to commerical radio or watched MTV in so long.. I really DON'T know the names of the crap-bands now. Go ME!!

wow, it's raining like fu[Aqua][/Aqua]ck out.. it was 80 degrees the last 2 days..
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#11 Apr 22 2006 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
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Any 'Jock Rock'.
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#12 Apr 22 2006 at 10:00 AM Rating: Good
Anything by the little ***** known as Hillary Duff.

My 10yo daughter likes that music and boy, is it annoying.
#13 Apr 22 2006 at 10:02 AM Rating: Good
I'd have to go with Billy Ray Cyrus' "Achy Breaky" song.

I can actually visualize myself commiting suicide to that song.
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#14 Apr 22 2006 at 10:09 AM Rating: Good
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'Jock Rock'.


AKA: Co[Antiquewhite][/Antiquewhite]ck Rock


Yeah.. that's another type of sound that I hate. Where the singer is singing all high pitched and yet still trying to look all evil... GIVE ME A BREAK!

I.E.
Megadeth (sorry you headbangers)
The music is fine.. trashy, hard, rough guitars... but if you even watch the video.. Dave Mustaine is curling his lips and singing like a constipated helium-addict.. all the while trying to make me take it seriously.. I think no.
Ugly Kid Joe was the last of the bands of that Era with that sound..

AC/DC is another band I can't stand because of that.


Led Zepplin could get away with it and did and were great.
All those other bands were just trying to sing like Robert Plant and were NOT succeding.
Actually.. some rare other could also pull it off... such as Faith No More.. but they didn't have tee-shirts with skulls and death poetry all over them.
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#15 Apr 22 2006 at 10:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Anything by the Backstreet Boys.
#16 Apr 22 2006 at 10:14 AM Rating: Good
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Kelvyquayo wrote:
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'Jock Rock'.


AKA: Co[Antiquewhite][/Antiquewhite]ck Rock


I was thinking more along the lines of 'Theory Of A Deadman' and 'Nickleback'. Or are we on the already on the same page?
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#17 Apr 22 2006 at 10:16 AM Rating: Good
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I can't even recall any of their songs.. and I've only ever heard of NickelBAck...

In my mind I'm putting it in the same lines as Hooba-Stank..

Crap.. just pure Crap



Maybe Jock-rock is the new Co[Bisque][/Bisque]ck-rock.
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#18 Apr 22 2006 at 10:19 AM Rating: Good
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Megadeth (sorry you headbangers)


Bite your tongue! Symphony o' Destruction is great.

Let me guess, you hate on Ministry too right? Smiley: rolleyes
#19 Apr 22 2006 at 10:23 AM Rating: Decent
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Entering the Wayback Playback zone...

Anything "New Kids on the Block" ever did

Oh, that "I Touch Myself" song? That woman's voice makes me want to eat razor blades.

And to come back to the here and now:

Dishonorable mention to anything done by Britney Spears, especially during the stage when she was the Jailbait No-Talent *****-Ho From Hell.



Edited, Sat Apr 22 11:29:04 2006 by Ambrya
#20 Apr 22 2006 at 11:00 AM Rating: Excellent
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I don't care for Coldplay, his voice just kinda grates. Generally speaking I don't listen to music I don't like, so I don't remember who made it. What a bore, I know.

There are a few songs I'm pretty embarrassed to admit that I like, though.
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#21 Apr 22 2006 at 11:09 AM Rating: Decent
Here's an obvious one:

My Ding-a-ling - Chuck Berry

This one is sad on a couple levels. It proved that a man who's late 50's and early 60's work was nearly flawless was never going to do anything worth hearing again, and it was his only #1 hit as well. It's a bad one on so many levels.


I have a particular hatred for anything Jim Steinman had a hand in writing. I have a powerful loathing for the entire Bat out of Hell, it's much later follow up Less Fat out of Hell, and let's not forget that atrocious Bonnie Tyler thing too. This is music that just makes me want to kill everyone involved so they can't do it again.

I'll spare Todd Rundgren for his involvement in Bat out of Hell. His displeasure with being contracted to work on this album went so far that he demanded that his name be removed from the credits because he didn't want to be associated with something so terrible.

I'm surprised that a couple other obvious ones haven't been mentioned yet. I've Never Been To Me by Charlene and Loving You by Minnie Ripperton are a couple of the most painfully awful songs I can think of.
#22 Apr 22 2006 at 11:12 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:

There are a few songs I'm pretty embarrassed to admit that I like, though.


I have a love for TV show theme songs...

I listen to the "Fraggle Rock" theme regularly. I guess it's nostalgic.

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#23 Apr 22 2006 at 11:15 AM Rating: Decent
"What's up" - 4 non blondes.
#24 Apr 22 2006 at 11:17 AM Rating: Default
Anything country, emo, scremo, or industrial.
#25 Apr 22 2006 at 11:30 AM Rating: Good


I don't know, there are probably too many to list. What I hate the most probably is when an annoying song becomes really, really popular so that you hear it -everywhere-. The last song that I can remember accomplishing this feat was Outkast's "Hey Ya" or whatever the name of it is. The first time you hear it, it isn't so bad, although I am not a fan of Outkast. Very quickly, however, it moves into "gawd, this song is annoying" and it seemed like I couldn't escape from it. Even worse, it is catchy and gets stuck in your head if you hear just a few bars. It was on TV, the radio, even at Wal-Mart on those TV's they have placed radomly throughout the store. I am glad that phase has passed.



#26 Apr 22 2006 at 11:38 AM Rating: Good
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Anything by that ***** Faith Hill and that ****** dorky stalker of hers.


Holy hell he needs to broaden his music selection.
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