Danalog - Snakes on a PlaneFollow

There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the snakes and the tyranny of evil snakes. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the snakes. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to snakepoison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that **** for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ***. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a ************ before you popped a cap in his ***. But I saw some **** this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the snakes. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous *** in the valley of snakes. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's snakey and selfish. I'd like that. But that **** ain't the truth. The truth is you're the snakes. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a ferret.

It's SNAKES! /gesticulate
...on a PLANE!! /flail