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Ok

I'm going to try and offend the least amount of people I can here.

Ladies I'm not trying to bash you in any way/shape/form, It's just a question by a humble male trying to better himself/others through theraputic discussion:

1.) Why the hell don't women tell you how to improve youself in bed, but rather go around telling their friends and even sometimes YOUR friends about how bad you are in bed? Seriously, like about 2 months ago, I lasted 3 hours in bed, THREE, had my then GF say she had like 10 orgasms, said I was excellent, only to go and bash the hell outta me to her friends later... seriously, we wanna know what to do to make it a better experience for everyone involved.

2.) Anyone else find it horribly unsexy when a woman makes alot of noise cumming/************* I can be riding a rock hard one and whoever I'm with (I'ma *****, I admit it) starts making some moaning noise or somthing like that, I'm more flaccid than the goodyear blimp atta gun fight (better analogy coulda been used, but, who cares, too aggrivated to make sense) - this isn't really a cry for help, I don't think theres anything I can really do here, I've tried talking to her about it but she wont budge... guess its time to move on XD - I guess my question here would be: if you have/had this problem, what can/have you done to remedy this? dirty talk is fine, but this, this is killing me.

XD ok ranting over =\

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