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#77 Apr 22 2006 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
If the dinghy's a rockin' don't bother knockin'?
#78 Apr 22 2006 at 2:32 PM Rating: Default
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Kelvy wrote:
perfect boyfriend material as in = desperate and obsequious? I'm sure they love that.
Waht happen to your E-poon? Her parents forget to pay the AOL bill?
We all know the saying about arguing on the internet, so I'll leave comment one alone (honestly because I don't have a good enough comeback :(

E-poon girl? If I'm thinking of the right girl, we never even really met, and stopped talking to each other after awhile.

Now I actually live a life outside of the internet. Hence why I haven't been here all that often. Also no longer a member of that website anymore. Got pointless.
#79 Apr 22 2006 at 2:35 PM Rating: Good
So you won't mind sharing more e-poon pics? Smiley: grin
#80 Apr 22 2006 at 2:48 PM Rating: Excellent
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Roller wrote:

Oh, and, being the Sex Therapist in training that I am...


Could this be a potential reincarnation of the now infamous "Lady J"?

yeah, none of you know what the hell i'm talking about. I know. But if you did that would be hilarious.

Noobs!
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#81 Apr 22 2006 at 3:20 PM Rating: Default
Did you change positions at all at least? I don't care, no matter how hot any factor of her in a sexual manner is, I'd get bored after 45-60 minutes TOP of high-energy thrusting in the same position. I can't blame her for not being crazy over the 3-hour sex.
#82 Apr 22 2006 at 3:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Roller wrote:

Oh, and, being the Sex Therapist in training that I am...


Could this be a potential reincarnation of the now infamous "Lady J"?

yeah, none of you know what the hell i'm talking about. I know. But if you did that would be hilarious.

Noobs!


I remember! the girl who was a psychiatrist, okay, a sex therapist, fine, you got me, **** actress, well, hrm, possibly not female at all. She rocked.
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#83 Apr 22 2006 at 4:05 PM Rating: Default
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Admin edit: [NWS]

I assure you though, I'm completely legit.

There was a **** star on here once!?

E-poon

Edited, Sat Apr 22 17:48:17 2006 by Kaolian
#84 Apr 22 2006 at 4:32 PM Rating: Decent
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I assure you though, I'm completely legit.

There was a **** star on here once!?

E-poon




I'd hit that.
#85 Apr 22 2006 at 4:46 PM Rating: Good
Roller, slap NWS on your post please.
#86 Apr 22 2006 at 4:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Samira's old school yo!
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#87 Apr 22 2006 at 4:53 PM Rating: Default
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My bad on the NWS
#88 Apr 22 2006 at 5:19 PM Rating: Decent
umm i think i just puked so hard i tripped
#89 Apr 22 2006 at 7:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Dread Lörd Kaolian wrote:
Samira's old school yo!
Pffttt.... she's n00b. Smiley: grin
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#90 Apr 22 2006 at 8:03 PM Rating: Decent
If more men would realize that it takes more than shaking your dingy at us to get us excited, then sex would be a lot more enjoyable to both sexes. Foreplay. If done right, should make sex for men much more enjoyable. For some god awful reason men think women should be as ready for sex as men are the minute their pants are undone. It doesnt work like that. Its more about the emotions and the feeling for us than the physical act. We want to feel your skin, we want you to feel our skin, we want to be made to feel like we are the sexiest thing you've ever seen and at that moment like we are the only two people in existance. If you can do this, we can pretty much gaurantee the best sex you have ever had.
#91 Apr 22 2006 at 10:17 PM Rating: Excellent
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The One and Only Katie wrote:
If you can do this, we can pretty much gaurantee the best sex you have ever had.
Or my money back?
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#92 Apr 22 2006 at 10:23 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Katie wrote:
If you can do this, we can pretty much gaurantee the best sex you have ever had.
Or my money back?
Guarenteed you'll love it or the next visit's free.
#93 Apr 22 2006 at 10:25 PM Rating: Default
If a woman can make a man scream, wouldnt it be worth it?
#94 Apr 22 2006 at 10:27 PM Rating: Good
The One and Only Katie wrote:
If a woman can make a man scream, wouldnt it be worth it?
Nah, that's easy. Just put a his balls in a vice, guarenteed he'll scream.
#95 Apr 22 2006 at 10:29 PM Rating: Default
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I think it's extremely cheesy and a little too macho for a man to "grunt" or "exclaim loudly" when they ******...it's just freaking retarded sometimes...but if that's what floats your boat...

Totally agreed on the foreplay thing...VERY important. And I may be one of the few guys who thinks it's fun and vital, but I can honestly vouch it makes the experience a LOT better.
#96 Apr 22 2006 at 10:34 PM Rating: Decent
Roller wrote:
I think it's extremely cheesy and a little too macho for a man to "grunt" or "exclaim loudly" when they ******...it's just freaking retarded sometimes...but if that's what floats your boat...

Totally agreed on the foreplay thing...VERY important. And I may be one of the few guys who thinks it's fun and vital, but I can honestly vouch it makes the experience a LOT better.
We know. You like to type a bit before you spank it. We get the picture.
#97 Apr 22 2006 at 10:38 PM Rating: Default
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You're never gonna drop that whole "internet dating" phase of mine, are you?

Suffice it to say that I'm done with that, okay? Drop it. I'm not gonna rag on you for playing D&D in HS, cause it's in the past and no one really cares.

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#98 Apr 22 2006 at 10:45 PM Rating: Default
Did you actually use D&D as a flame on an internet gaming website?
#99 Apr 22 2006 at 10:46 PM Rating: Default
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I never claimed to be good at insulting people, but I had to TRY to defend my honor.
#100 Apr 22 2006 at 10:48 PM Rating: Default
You're a piece of shi[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]t sex therapist, you have no honor!
#101 Apr 22 2006 at 10:48 PM Rating: Good
Roller wrote:
Suffice it to say that I'm done with that, okay?
It sounds to me like one of a couple things occured here;

a) Your account was deleted because you were caught cyber stalking
b) Even girls on teh interwebs didn't like you so you gave up
c) your mom caught you ************ to the internet and took away your PC privledges
d) you finally came out of the closet

My guess? You are waiting for that restraining order to be up so you can get back on your game. This time you will succeed because you have been plotting your comeback plan for a while now.

It's ok that you are different Roller. Embrace it. Make it your own!
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