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I do believe that three solid hours of pumping would sandpaper your ***** off.
pah, nerds. my currect record of "non-stopping" (yes WITH a partner) was from 8:30PM to 10:00AM.
Of course I was a bit younger then
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pah, nerds. my currect record of "non-stopping" (yes WITH a partner) was from 8:30PM to 10:00AM.
Of course I was a bit younger then
I maintain that 2.5 hours of sex without ejaculating is a bit strange. Granted, in my younger days, I could go a lot more times without stopping but there was climaxing involved in there. I just had a much faster refractory period 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Well I'm not gonna read 50+ post on this topic...
From what I read, maybe you suck *** in bed, because whenever you are gettin' er done, you lose it, because appearently moaning kills your wood.
Oh and 3 hours....yeah....come on.....did she date several freaking huge blackmen, before you, so well. Does hotdog down a hallway sound about right?
I'm pretty sure the longest I've ever had sex(including foreplay, intercourse, and some aftersex head) was like an hour and a half...maybe thats why I'm currently single? orz
I maintain that 2.5 hours of sex without ejaculating is a bit strange. Granted, in my younger days, I could go a lot more times without stopping but there was climaxing involved in there. I just had a much faster refractory period
I have to agree...thats just not right.
Edited, Fri Apr 21 19:14:02 2006 by HunterGamma
From what I read, maybe you suck *** in bed, because whenever you are gettin' er done, you lose it, because appearently moaning kills your wood.
Oh and 3 hours....yeah....come on.....did she date several freaking huge blackmen, before you, so well. Does hotdog down a hallway sound about right?
I'm pretty sure the longest I've ever had sex(including foreplay, intercourse, and some aftersex head) was like an hour and a half...maybe thats why I'm currently single? orz
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I maintain that 2.5 hours of sex without ejaculating is a bit strange. Granted, in my younger days, I could go a lot more times without stopping but there was climaxing involved in there. I just had a much faster refractory period
I have to agree...thats just not right.
Edited, Fri Apr 21 19:14:02 2006 by HunterGamma
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orz
waht the fu[/Aquamarine]ck is this orz sh[Azure]it anyway?
It represents someone banging there head on the floor
the O is the head
the R is the torso
the Z is the legs
I never really understood it either until some manga-jobbie told me. I think it's fucking stupid.
Edited, Fri Apr 21 19:16:11 2006 by baelnic
the O is the head
the R is the torso
the Z is the legs
I never really understood it either until some manga-jobbie told me. I think it's fucking stupid.
Edited, Fri Apr 21 19:16:11 2006 by baelnic
Kelvyquayo wrote:
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orz
waht the fu[/Aquamarine]ck is this orz sh[Azure]it anyway?
^^
Jawbox the Furtive wrote:
^^ is an idiot
Fixed.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Jawbox the Furtive wrote:
^^ is an idiot
Fixed.
Kelvy is an idiot?
That's teh second time today, you fail to understand or fail to be funny. Either way, you lose.
The "^^" was a joke that went over your head. Don't get your Depends in a wad over it.
Jawbox the Furtive wrote:
The "^^" was a joke that went over your head. Don't get your Depends in a wad over it.
Edited, Fri Apr 21 19:47:33 2006 by Elderon
Elderon the Wise wrote:
Jawbox the Furtive wrote:
The "^^" was a joke that went over your head. Don't get your Depends in a wad over it.
; ;
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I imagine when Nexa moans in delight the heavens burst open and release Skittles for the masses to consume.
Of course this post may guarantee I have to get my own room.
Sora wrote:
Are you serious? Nothing sets me off more then that first uhhhhh from the Girlfriend. Followed by all the fun squeeks and ughhhs; makes me all hot and bothered.
Agreed!
Oh, and, being the Sex Therapist in training that I am, I learned in a psych class I took that a woman will feel incredibly uncomfortable after an extended sexual session, because, honestly, they WILL run out of natural lubrication. The ****** can only take so much before it runs outta stretchiness and such (that is, without an appropriate resting period).
You say you lasted 3 hours...WHY!? What could possibly warrant 3 hours of sex with the same person!? I know there's the whole "romance" thing involved with lovemaking, but 3 HOURS!? There's no point. You can be involved in "intimate activities" for 3 hours, but if you're saying you didn't have an ****** for 3 hours then something is literally physically wrong with you. You should come within the first hour at the most, and then, if your partner wants to go again (from being turned on by cunilingus, heavy make-out session, whatever), you can return to a fully erect state no less than 5 minutes after you've orgasmed. In that 5 minutes you can be working to ensure there's enough lubrication down there to keep both parties satisfied. No lubrication equals chafing and extreme heat due to friction, neither of which are good for either party.
Well...that's all from Dr. Riley for now (yup, that's my real name). I'm going back to my box of wine (Fransia FTW) and my Latina friend who won't return my love for her even though I'm just about the most perfect "boyfriend material" guy you'll ever meet.
Sir Exodus wrote:
The idea of a Taredoru reproducing is just gross.
FTFY
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Demea wrote:
Sir Exodus wrote:
The idea of a Taredoru reproducing is just gross.
FTFY
Hey now!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Three hours of heavy pounding sounds rough - friction alone would begin to make it unpleasant. Stop thinking of calculus and get the rest of the way to release. Believe it or not, just as women enjoy being brought to ******, so too do they often enjoy getting you across the finish line.
On the other hand, three hours or more can be delicious under the right conditions; something simmering, low intensity, that is close and hot and wet and yummy. If you ever learn how to actually slow down and take your time in love-making you will probably make some woman very happy.
A practiced lover learns that technique and skill are not hard to come by (and that there are tools that can do it better than you anyway); the goal is to show her that she's the center of your world. Don't focus on your abs and how hard you're banging it; focus on her, the way she looks, the sounds she makes. Live in the moment, it shant come again.
If your idea of hawt sex0r is to go after her with the Hitachi Magic Wand for 3 hrs at a stretch, small wonder she wasn't pleased.
On the other hand, three hours or more can be delicious under the right conditions; something simmering, low intensity, that is close and hot and wet and yummy. If you ever learn how to actually slow down and take your time in love-making you will probably make some woman very happy.
A practiced lover learns that technique and skill are not hard to come by (and that there are tools that can do it better than you anyway); the goal is to show her that she's the center of your world. Don't focus on your abs and how hard you're banging it; focus on her, the way she looks, the sounds she makes. Live in the moment, it shant come again.
If your idea of hawt sex0r is to go after her with the Hitachi Magic Wand for 3 hrs at a stretch, small wonder she wasn't pleased.
Unless you're doing tantric, three hours is pointless and potentially painful (alliteration uber alles!). From a female point of view, I can tell you: having sex with a guy who has this much to prove is just annoying.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Yanari the Puissant wrote:
I'll let you know after the Bahstan trip.
Of course this post may guarantee I have to get my own room.
Of course this post may guarantee I have to get my own room.
Of course you won't you saucy minx!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Roller wrote:
I'm going back to my box of wine (Fransia FTW) and my Latina friend who won't return my love for her even though I'm just about the most perfect "boyfriend material" guy you'll ever meet.
perfect boyfriend material as in = desperate and obsequious? I'm sure they love that.
Waht happen to your E-poon? Her parents forget to pay the AOL bill?
Auf alten Schiffen lernt man segeln.
Muahahahahahahah!
No i will not translate that.
Mehuharr!
Edited, Sat Apr 22 11:41:09 2006 by Oakenwrath
Muahahahahahahah!
No i will not translate that.
Mehuharr!
Edited, Sat Apr 22 11:41:09 2006 by Oakenwrath
On old ships, men learn to sail?
Something like that anyway.
Something like that anyway.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Dr. Drew says it takes 4 minutes on average for a man to ejaculate once he gets going.
Yay Discovery Health Channel.
Wohoo! Tare^^ instead of "men" it´s more like ..., one learns to sail, hehe
Edited, Sat Apr 22 14:14:41 2006 by Oakenwrath
Edited, Sat Apr 22 14:14:41 2006 by Oakenwrath
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