Ok
I'm going to try and offend the least amount of people I can here.
Ladies I'm not trying to bash you in any way/shape/form, It's just a question by a humble male trying to better himself/others through theraputic discussion:
1.) Why the hell don't women tell you how to improve youself in bed, but rather go around telling their friends and even sometimes YOUR friends about how bad you are in bed? Seriously, like about 2 months ago, I lasted 3 hours in bed, THREE, had my then GF say she had like 10 orgasms, said I was excellent, only to go and bash the hell outta me to her friends later... seriously, we wanna know what to do to make it a better experience for everyone involved.
2.) Anyone else find it horribly unsexy when a woman makes alot of noise cumming/************* I can be riding a rock hard one and whoever I'm with (I'ma *****, I admit it) starts making some moaning noise or somthing like that, I'm more flaccid than the goodyear blimp atta gun fight (better analogy coulda been used, but, who cares, too aggrivated to make sense) - this isn't really a cry for help, I don't think theres anything I can really do here, I've tried talking to her about it but she wont budge... guess its time to move on XD - I guess my question here would be: if you have/had this problem, what can/have you done to remedy this? dirty talk is fine, but this, this is killing me.
XD ok ranting over =\
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You have a small pee-pee, huh?
This guy knew what to do about it.
Edited, Fri Apr 21 04:00:49 2006 by GitSlayer
This guy knew what to do about it.
Edited, Fri Apr 21 04:00:49 2006 by GitSlayer
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Gilliam wrote:
Ok
I'm going to try and offend the least amount of people I can here.
Ladies I'm not trying to bash you in any way/shape/form, It's just a question by a humble male trying to better himself/others through theraputic discussion:
1.) Why the hell don't women tell you how to improve youself in bed, but rather go around telling their friends and even sometimes YOUR friends about how bad you are in bed? Seriously, like about 2 months ago, I lasted 3 hours in bed, THREE, had my then GF say she had like 10 orgasms, said I was excellent, only to go and bash the hell outta me to her friends later... seriously, we wanna know what to do to make it a better experience for everyone involved.
2.) Anyone else find it horribly unsexy when a woman makes alot of noise cumming/************* I can be riding a rock hard one and whoever I'm with (I'ma *****, I admit it) starts making some moaning noise or somthing like that, I'm more flaccid than the goodyear blimp atta gun fight (better analogy coulda been used, but, who cares, too aggrivated to make sense) - this isn't really a cry for help, I don't think theres anything I can really do here, I've tried talking to her about it but she wont budge... guess its time to move on XD - I guess my question here would be: if you have/had this problem, what can/have you done to remedy this? dirty talk is fine, but this, this is killing me.
XD ok ranting over =\
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I'm going to try and offend the least amount of people I can here.
Ladies I'm not trying to bash you in any way/shape/form, It's just a question by a humble male trying to better himself/others through theraputic discussion:
1.) Why the hell don't women tell you how to improve youself in bed, but rather go around telling their friends and even sometimes YOUR friends about how bad you are in bed? Seriously, like about 2 months ago, I lasted 3 hours in bed, THREE, had my then GF say she had like 10 orgasms, said I was excellent, only to go and bash the hell outta me to her friends later... seriously, we wanna know what to do to make it a better experience for everyone involved.
2.) Anyone else find it horribly unsexy when a woman makes alot of noise cumming/************* I can be riding a rock hard one and whoever I'm with (I'ma *****, I admit it) starts making some moaning noise or somthing like that, I'm more flaccid than the goodyear blimp atta gun fight (better analogy coulda been used, but, who cares, too aggrivated to make sense) - this isn't really a cry for help, I don't think theres anything I can really do here, I've tried talking to her about it but she wont budge... guess its time to move on XD - I guess my question here would be: if you have/had this problem, what can/have you done to remedy this? dirty talk is fine, but this, this is killing me.
XD ok ranting over =\
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Maybe you're just not listening, your girl gave me a few tips and tricks to make her *** harder/more often, and I have to admit I'm a better lover now because of it.
Just ask your mother.
I have to agree here-
If noone tells us what we're doing wrong, we'll never improve!
And there are very few guys out there who are gonna be offended if you ask us to do something, as long as you ask politely and tacfully.
and going around our backs.....thats just.....(there are no words)
If noone tells us what we're doing wrong, we'll never improve!
And there are very few guys out there who are gonna be offended if you ask us to do something, as long as you ask politely and tacfully.
and going around our backs.....thats just.....(there are no words)
I have to agree here-
If noone tells us what we're doing wrong, we'll never improve!
And there are very few guys out there who are gonna be offended if you ask us to do something, as long as you ask politely and tacfully.
and going around our backs.....thats just.....(there are no words)
If noone tells us what we're doing wrong, we'll never improve!
And there are very few guys out there who are gonna be offended if you ask us to do something, as long as you ask politely and tacfully.
and going around our backs.....thats just.....(there are no words)
That's because the dudes you've been nailing have no more idea how to please a woman than you do. That much is patently obvious.
Totem
Totem
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Maybe she's a "topper".
You know, one of those people that have a story to top yours, no matter what it's about.
"Oh yeah? Well my boyfriend is so lousy in bed that..."
You know, one of those people that have a story to top yours, no matter what it's about.
"Oh yeah? Well my boyfriend is so lousy in bed that..."
Gilliam wrote:
Ok
I'm going to try and offend the least amount of people I can here.
Ladies I'm not trying to bash you in any way/shape/form, It's just a question by a humble male trying to better himself/others through theraputic discussion:
I'm going to try and offend the least amount of people I can here.
Ladies I'm not trying to bash you in any way/shape/form, It's just a question by a humble male trying to better himself/others through theraputic discussion:
Thank you, thank you! I find it refreshing to see a man at least trying to understand women..in bed
Gilliam wrote:
1.) Why the hell don't women tell you how to improve youself in bed, but rather go around telling their friends and even sometimes YOUR friends about how bad you are in bed? Seriously, like about 2 months ago, I lasted 3 hours in bed, THREE, had my then GF say she had like 10 orgasms, said I was excellent, only to go and bash the hell outta me to her friends later... seriously, we wanna know what to do to make it a better experience for everyone involved.
I think one reason why women don't tell you they're not satisfied is to save your feelings from being hurt. Now this one who bashed you after you worked your *** off for 3 hours, is a complete ***** so don't sweat her. You're better off without!
Gilliam wrote:
2.) Anyone else find it horribly unsexy when a woman makes alot of noise cumming/************* I can be riding a rock hard one and whoever I'm with (I'ma *****, I admit it) starts making some moaning noise or somthing like that, I'm more flaccid than the goodyear blimp atta gun fight (better analogy coulda been used, but, who cares, too aggrivated to make sense) - this isn't really a cry for help, I don't think theres anything I can really do here, I've tried talking to her about it but she wont budge... guess its time to move on XD - I guess my question here would be: if you have/had this problem, what can/have you done to remedy this? dirty talk is fine, but this, this is killing me.
1. If this is the same 3 hour woman that's moaning so much after you've asked her not to..she's full of crap when she's said you suck in bed.
2. I think some women just can't help it! Ever watch Porky's? Aw0o0o0o0oo!
3. Most men (so I've heard many times) find moaning very much a turn on. Women, being aware of this, want to turn her man on and will put on quite a show whether she's enjoying it or not.
Honestly now I'm starting to not understand women either lol..we're a mystery for sure!
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2.) Anyone else find it horribly unsexy when a woman makes alot of noise cumming/************* I can be riding a rock hard one and whoever I'm with (I'ma *****, I admit it) starts making some moaning noise or somthing like that, I'm more flaccid than the goodyear blimp atta gun fight
Are you serious? Nothing sets me off more then that first uhhhhh from the Girlfriend. Followed by all the fun squeeks and ughhhs; makes me all hot and bothered
Why are my pants tighter all of a sudden?
Monkeylope wrote:
and going around our backs.....thats just.....(there are no words)
Oh sure, there's a word for it. It's called a "reacharound" and if you don't like it, tell Gary to stop.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
The idea of a Tarutaru reproducing is just gross.
Gilliam wrote:
I lasted 3 hours in bed, THREE, had my then GF say she had like 10 orgasms, said I was excellent, only to go and bash the hell outta me to her friends later
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
go fuc[Cornflowerblue][/Cornflowerblue]k yourself
Jophiel wrote:
Gilliam wrote:
I lasted 3 hours in bed, THREE, had my then GF say she had like 10 orgasms, said I was excellent, only to go and bash the hell outta me to her friends later
Yeah, maybe it's just me, but 3 hours doesn't sound like a good time at all. I want it to be longer than 10 minutes (most of the time), but keeping it under an hour is more my style.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Jophiel wrote:
By that point she was probably bored off her rocker and wanted to get back to watching American Idol.
Yeah my wife just watches our hand held if we last too long and American Idol starts...
Now I just need to figure out why she always screams "Oh Ryan"...
I'm only in it for myself. Five mintues pretending I care about her needs, a few quick pumps, and then it's back on the computer...
Proroc wrote:
Now I just need to figure out why she always screams "Oh Ryan"...
Probably a constellation fetish.
1) I need a more thorough description of the disparaging remarks before I can comment fully on why she'd bash you rather than offer up sage advice.
2) Gag her if you can't stand the sound. Or drug her. Or buy some earplugs. Or stop being *****, a woman moaning in ecstacy is the single sweetest symphony nature has to offer.
2) Gag her if you can't stand the sound. Or drug her. Or buy some earplugs. Or stop being *****, a woman moaning in ecstacy is the single sweetest symphony nature has to offer.
Barkingturtle wrote:
a woman moaning in ecstacy is the single sweetest symphony nature has to offer.
It's true. Hell, I turn myself on.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
a woman moaning in ecstacy is the single sweetest symphony nature has to offer.
It's true. Hell, I turn myself on.
Nexa
Hawt!!!
Nexa wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
a woman moaning in ecstacy is the single sweetest symphony nature has to offer.
It's true. Hell, I turn myself on.
Nexa
Nexa wrote:
Barkingturtle wrote:
a woman moaning in ecstacy is the single sweetest symphony nature has to offer.
It's true. Hell, I turn myself on.
Nexa
I imagine when Nexa moans in delight the heavens burst open and release Skittles for the masses to consume. I mean it, I imagine it often.
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imagine when Nexa moans in delight the heavens burst open and release Skittles for the masses to consume. I mean it, I imagine it often.
lol
Barkingturtle wrote:
I imagine when Nexa moans in delight the heavens burst open and release Skittles for the masses to consume. I mean it, I imagine it often.
A good man lost an eye that way once. It was horrifying and I was mute for near 32 years afterward.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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