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#1 Apr 20 2006 at 11:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Comeon. America's comedians are just losing it.

"Bush is meeting someone important today". "Hu". "I don't know, you tell me." "Hu". "That's what I am asking you". ...

When they introduced the Chinese Premier, did they play "Who let the dogs out"? Was he introduced by Roger Daultry?

If Clinton was meeting with the Chinese Premier, the headlines would have to be "Clinton hears a Hu"

Badda Boom. This is too easy.
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#2 Apr 20 2006 at 11:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Oh the Hu-manity!
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#3 Apr 20 2006 at 11:24 PM Rating: Decent

What j-Huuu talkin' about Gary!?
#4 Apr 20 2006 at 11:44 PM Rating: Decent
Hu knows...

Really, i asked him myself.
#5 Apr 20 2006 at 11:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Allakhazam Defender of Justice wrote:

Badda Boom. This is too easy.

That's quite some hubris.
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#6 Apr 20 2006 at 11:48 PM Rating: Decent

Knock knock

Hu's there?

Hu

Hu hu?

No, you shutup.
#7 Apr 21 2006 at 3:29 AM Rating: Decent
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/beavis 'n butthead on

hu hu uhu hu
#9 Apr 21 2006 at 6:07 AM Rating: Good
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I don't know Hu told you guys you were funny...
#10 Apr 21 2006 at 6:13 AM Rating: Decent
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Hu the hell is Wint ?
#11 Apr 21 2006 at 6:37 AM Rating: Decent
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I don't find this humorous.
#12 Apr 21 2006 at 6:44 AM Rating: Good
Hu-ray its Friday!


Too early, sorry Smiley: rolleyes
#13 Apr 21 2006 at 6:45 AM Rating: Good
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Hu you, Allakhazam!

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#14 Apr 21 2006 at 7:37 AM Rating: Good
johnnny the Silent wrote:
Hu the hell is Wint ?


Hu cares?
#15 Apr 21 2006 at 7:44 AM Rating: Excellent
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Congrat-HU-lations on the new level boss!
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#16 Apr 21 2006 at 8:25 AM Rating: Good
Turning our attention to sports, the Chinese National Baseball league opened it's inaugural season today. The first game was opened by President Hu delivering the ceremonial first pitch.

Lou Costello was quotes as saying "Abbott! Abbott!!!"
#17 Apr 21 2006 at 9:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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At the official reception, do you think they are serving Hu pudding and Hu Hash? And does Premier Hu get to carve the roast beast?

When he arrived at the banquet, did someone yell "Look, Hu's coming to dinner"?
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#18 Apr 21 2006 at 9:51 AM Rating: Good
Shrub hung up the phone and turned do uncle d;ck saying "guess hu's coming to dinner."

Bewildered by the man's native tongue, Jon said "Huh?"
The small chinese man said "Hu"
"Huh?"
"Hu"
"Huh?"
"Hu"
"Huh?"
"Hu"
"Huh?"
"Hu"
This went on for quite some time.
#19 Apr 21 2006 at 11:22 AM Rating: Decent
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Hu you, Allakhazam!


Smiley: laugh
#20 Apr 21 2006 at 11:52 AM Rating: Good
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I don't know Hu told you guys you were funny...


Hu the hell are you?
#21 Apr 21 2006 at 1:37 PM Rating: Good
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This thread is humiliating.
#22 Apr 21 2006 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
What's the difference between the American President and the Chinese President?

One's a Wahu, and the other is Hu ha!

Badum-*****!


I'm smokin'
#23 Apr 21 2006 at 2:09 PM Rating: Good
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The problem with Chinese state visits is that as soon as they're over, you want another one. . .

I had visions of GW Bush and Hu playing Top Trumps comparing Git'mo and Abu Ghraib with Taiwan and the Falun Gong.

Mind you, I'm paranoid enough to believe that the chinese characters on the menu at my local take-away spell out "Death to the round-eyed imperialist running dogs"
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#24 Apr 21 2006 at 2:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Huuuu wears short shorts?


Smiley: wink2
#25 Apr 21 2006 at 2:22 PM Rating: Decent
Hu's line is it anyway?
#26 Apr 21 2006 at 2:26 PM Rating: Good
Fu[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]ck Hu.
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