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#1 Apr 20 2006 at 7:55 AM Rating: Good
Happy 4/20 potheads. Don't go eating any babies today.
#2 Apr 20 2006 at 8:03 AM Rating: Good
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#3 Apr 20 2006 at 8:08 AM Rating: Decent
Don't forget it's also the seventh anniversary of the Columbine massacre and the anniversary of Hitler's birthday! Smoke up!

Seriously though, I woke up one morning a little more than a month ago and decided I'd had enough. I went to the happy drawer and took out my stash and all the pipes, and threw 'em in the garbage. I took the bong to the dumpster. I saved the papers because I still roll my own cigarettes; I trashed the cigars, though. I thought I'd had some sort of epiphany. Now every night I dream vividly of apocalypse and lost love.

I made the biggest mistake of my life. Jesus I need a bowl.
#4 Apr 20 2006 at 8:12 AM Rating: Good
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It's puff puff pass...or so I hear.
#5 Apr 20 2006 at 8:13 AM Rating: Good
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Now every night I dream vividly of apocalypse and lost love.



oohh hohoho, don't those dreams get guuuud wehn you stop? I stop sometimes just to have them..


btw, ever notice wehnever you say you are going to stop.. it's usually wehn you are baked? fuc[Aqua][/Aqua]king junkiesSmiley: oyvey
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#6 Apr 20 2006 at 8:16 AM Rating: Good
Oh man Kelvy, I had one the other night where the tectonic plates were all out of wack and suddenly a chain of explosions sent lava spewing hundreds of yards into the air in a chain reaction that progressively raced toward me at the center of unexistance. I watched through the window as it neared from the horizon until finally it was upon me. I curled up fetally and muttered "We're all dead".
#7 Apr 20 2006 at 8:17 AM Rating: Good
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Jesus I need a bowl.


Amen.
#8 Apr 20 2006 at 9:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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I stopped after college. Namely because pot was cheap and plentiful during my college years and, after leaving school, I had no clue where to go or who to talk to to find any and I wasn't enthused enough to find out.

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#9 Apr 20 2006 at 9:09 AM Rating: Good
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Never called to me. I always seemed to keep myself entertained.
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#11 Apr 20 2006 at 9:15 AM Rating: Decent
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Never called to me. I always seemed to keep myself entertained.


Having teh boobies helps with that.
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#12 Apr 20 2006 at 9:32 AM Rating: Good
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Molish wrote:
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Never called to me. I always seemed to keep myself entertained.


Having teh boobies helps with that.

That's actually more for entertaining folks who don't have them.
#13 Apr 20 2006 at 9:37 AM Rating: Good
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Molish wrote:
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Never called to me. I always seemed to keep myself entertained.


Having teh boobies helps with that.

That's actually more for entertaining folks who don't have them.


I completely agree! Smiley: grin
#14 Apr 20 2006 at 9:40 AM Rating: Decent
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That's actually more for entertaining folks who don't have them.


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#15 Apr 20 2006 at 9:50 AM Rating: Decent
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That's actually more for entertaining folks who don't have them.


Bring on the entertainment.


You saw it coming. Didn't you?
#16 Apr 20 2006 at 9:52 AM Rating: Excellent
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Never cared for pot. I'm pre-mellowed and easily amused; it seems wasted (so to speak) on me.
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#17 Apr 20 2006 at 9:55 AM Rating: Good
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I've indulged a few times many years ago, but it never did much for me. Just made me tired and gave me cotton mouth. I can get that from sex and it's more fun.
#18 Apr 20 2006 at 9:56 AM Rating: Good
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You get cotton mouth from sex? Smiley: dubious
#19 Apr 20 2006 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
You would too, if you used a live raccoon *****.

Hillbilly jokes ftw!!11!!
#20 Apr 20 2006 at 9:57 AM Rating: Good
I used to smoke in College every once and awhile. It was considered an occasion by my stoner friends seeing as I rarely smoked and apparently I was hilarious.

Pretty dull stuff though, haven't touched it in years. Laughing for 30 minutes, eating tons of food and falling asleep really isn't my idea of money well spent or a good "high."
#21 Apr 20 2006 at 10:00 AM Rating: Good
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Sir Exodus wrote:
You get cotton mouth from sex? Smiley: dubious


You mean you don't go at it long enough to get dehydrated?

Weak.
#22 Apr 20 2006 at 10:00 AM Rating: Good
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Sir Exodus wrote:
You get cotton mouth from sex? Smiley: dubious

She has to have vodka to put out, silly.
#23 Apr 20 2006 at 10:01 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Sir Exodus wrote:
You get cotton mouth from sex? Smiley: dubious

She has to have vodka to put out, silly.


Or at least bribed with promises of vodka afterward.
#24 Apr 20 2006 at 10:03 AM Rating: Good
You've got to break through that wall where you get giggley and munchily to really be a pothead, though. It's got to become something you do totally habitually, otherwise it's not enjoyable outside your highschool escapades. You've got to want to numb yourself, nay, you've got to need to numb yourself upon waking and then you'll appreciate the pot.

Then when you quit you'll be like, fu[red][/red]ck this clarity, it is messing with my wellbeing.

Edited, Thu Apr 20 11:03:53 2006 by Barkingturtle
#25 Apr 20 2006 at 10:04 AM Rating: Good
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Smiley: laughSmiley: laugh

I never been able to do it till dehydration, mostly because the girl in question wouldn't last as long as I would. Smiley: sly


Which would kinda suck. She'd get hers and often time I wouldn't get mines. Smiley: mad She'd would be on #3 and already starting to get sore, so I stop. She feels guilty and says "but babe, you haven't yet..." and I reply with "it's ok, baby; you got yours. The fact that you are happy is good enough for me." Have the awww moment...then go home with the worst case of blue balls imaginable.
#26 Apr 20 2006 at 10:16 AM Rating: Good
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Exo's a stud!
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