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#1 Apr 20 2006 at 7:07 AM Rating: Good
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I am currently re-thinking sending you fu[Black][/Black]ckers Christmas cards thanks to this site.

However, there are a few of you whose addresses I'd like.
I'll PM you.
#2 Apr 20 2006 at 7:13 AM Rating: Good
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/gets out ex-boyfriend's address

Yay!

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#3 Apr 20 2006 at 7:14 AM Rating: Good
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Recieved three.

True story.

I'm much beloved.

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#4 Apr 20 2006 at 9:07 AM Rating: Good
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You know, the truly disturbing thing is that there are people out there who are gainfully employed as professional poopers.
#5 Apr 20 2006 at 9:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
You know, the truly disturbing thing is that there are people out there who are gainfully employed as professional poopers.


It would be wicked gross if they sent real *****. What's funny is reading the FAQ, they make sure to mention that although it's not real ****, you should still not eat it. If you got a box of what looked like crap in the mail, would you be like, "hmm...I wonder what this tastes like?" /shudder

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#6 Apr 20 2006 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
You know, the truly disturbing thing is that there are people out there who are gainfully employed as professional poopers.


It would be wicked gross if they sent real *****. What's funny is reading the FAQ, they make sure to mention that although it's not real ****, you should still not eat it. If you got a box of what looked like crap in the mail, would you be like, "hmm...I wonder what this tastes like?" /shudder

You mean if I were Hannah?
#7 Apr 20 2006 at 9:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:

You mean if I were Hannah?


lol, yes, exactly! When I arrived at the daycare to pick her up the other day, she was outside playing and had just put a handful of dirt in her mouth. She was less impressed than I was, haha.

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#8 Apr 20 2006 at 9:33 AM Rating: Good
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lol, yes, exactly! When I arrived at the daycare to pick her up the other day, she was outside playing and had just put a handful of dirt in her mouth. She was less impressed than I was, haha.

Probably needed some ketchup.
#9 Apr 20 2006 at 9:39 AM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:

Probably needed some ketchup.


Doesn't everything?

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#10 Apr 20 2006 at 9:42 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:

Probably needed some ketchup.


Doesn't everything?

Nexa



eww, you are one of THOSE people, huh? Ketchup is nice...but not on everything. I used to have a friend who eat rice with ketchup...

Fricken gross.
#11 Apr 20 2006 at 9:43 AM Rating: Good
We have went through approximatley 28.67 gallons of ketchup over the last 9 months.

Many times our dinner revolves around wether or not you can put ketchup on it.

I hate ketchup.

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I used to have a friend who eat rice with ketchup...


What about the kids in school that used to put ketchup on pizza?. Gross. Fricken Idiots.

Edited, Thu Apr 20 10:50:00 2006 by Frakkor
#12 Apr 20 2006 at 9:47 AM Rating: Good
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Now rocoto on rice....


MMMM-MMM!
#13 Apr 20 2006 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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Pizza on ketchup is bad...

...but then there's the other friend I had who'd put it on POPCORN. Come on now...there has to be a limit. Ketchup is nice on certain things and on moderation.

My sister would turn her french fries into ketchup and fries soup. Smiley: laugh

It amazes me that she doesn't have an ulcer yet.
#14 Apr 20 2006 at 9:50 AM Rating: Good
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I have a ketchup friend. Grosses me out. I put ketchup on fries and only if the fries have no flavor on their own. I'm not a huge ketchup person. Mayo is ok, but mustard is where it's at.
#15 Apr 20 2006 at 9:53 AM Rating: Good
When my cousin was younger is favorite food was peanut putter and pickle sammiches...which he dipped in ketchup. It would totally gross my grandmother (with whom he lived) out, to the point where she would make the sammich and then have to step outside until he was done eating it.



Edited, Thu Apr 20 10:59:28 2006 by Frakkor
#16 Apr 20 2006 at 9:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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I love how a thread about mailing fake **** turns into a serious discussion of the relative merits of condiments.
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#17 Apr 20 2006 at 9:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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Sir Exodus wrote:
Nexa wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:

Probably needed some ketchup.


Doesn't everything?

Nexa



eww, you are one of THOSE people, huh? Ketchup is nice...but not on everything. I used to have a friend who eat rice with ketchup...

Fricken gross.


Actually, I don't put much of anything on anything. I never use salt. I use pepper on egg dishes and cheese dishes but that's about it. I like sour cream on mexican food and I like A1 on steak. Exceptions: I like hamburgers and hotdogs to be so disgustingly loaded with anything available that I can't eat them in front of other people without being terribly embarrassed at the total mess I make. On like my second date with my husband I got a hamburger with onions, green peppers, mushrooms, cheddar, mustard, ketchup, mayo, and pickles. He called again after that so I knew it was meant to be.

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#18 Apr 20 2006 at 9:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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Samira wrote:
I love how a thread about mailing fake **** turns into a serious discussion of the relative merits of condiments.


****, condiments, whatever. You say tomato...

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#19 Apr 20 2006 at 10:04 AM Rating: Good
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Sir Exodus wrote:
eww, you are one of THOSE people, huh? Ketchup is nice...but not on everything. I used to have a friend who eat rice with ketchup...

Fricken gross.


/raises her little-bittle Filipino hand. Used to do that all the time when I was a little kid. I have since graduated to using soy sauce, teriyaki sauce or sweet & sour sauce on my rice.
#20 Apr 20 2006 at 10:08 AM Rating: Good
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I agree with you, Nad. I think the only fries I use ketchup on is the ones from Wendy's. McDonald's I -sometimes- use Sweet n Sour. Yum!

On the other hand, my burger HAS to have cheese. I hate and almost refuse to eat a burger without it. It SHOULD have ketchup...if it doesn't, I'll eat it, but I'll be grouchy about it. Ketchup and Cheese is what a burger is all about!

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I love how a thread about mailing fake **** turns into a serious discussion of the relative merits of condiments.


Smiley: laughSmiley: laughSmiley: laugh
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#21 Apr 20 2006 at 10:12 AM Rating: Good
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Foodstamps?

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#22 Apr 20 2006 at 10:16 AM Rating: Good
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Sir Exodus wrote:
I agree with you, Nad. I think the only fries I use ketchup on is the ones from Wendy's. McDonald's I -sometimes- use Sweet n Sour. Yum!

I make my own from fresh potatoes when I have a craving for them, and they are so delicous they don't need a damn thing but a pinch of salt.
#23 Apr 20 2006 at 10:17 AM Rating: Good
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I make my own from fresh potatoes when I have a craving for them, and they are so delicous they don't need a damn thing but a pinch of salt.


Same here, but I gots to have my malt vinegar too.

Ohhhhh.

/slobber

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#24 Apr 20 2006 at 10:20 AM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I make my own from fresh potatoes when I have a craving for them, and they are so delicous they don't need a damn thing but a pinch of salt.


Same here, but I gots to have my malt vinegar too.

Ohhhhh.

/slobber


Now see if I have Boardwalk Fries, that has to come with Malt Vinegar and Old Bay. Mmmmmmmm
#25 Apr 20 2006 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
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I'm freakin' starving.

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#26 Apr 20 2006 at 10:21 AM Rating: Good
Very impressive. Somehow they can get $35 for a box of sh[/Aliceblue]it. I can go to the dollar store and get a bigger box full of sh[Aqua]it for about $10.
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