So all night tonight I have been running back and forth from my office back to the records room working on the neverending stack of garage expenses I deal with.
I was just told that I am an arrogant uppity d[black][/black]ick by the woman who is the receptionist here. The reason? Because I only said hello to her once despite passing by her 17 times. She actually counted how many times I went past her.
I should also volunteer the following information about her. Our office has a private parking lot, with one entrance and exit, both at the same spot. This talented woman managed to get lost in the parking lot, the security guard called us upstairs to see it. And sure enough, she was driving in circles for close to 15 minutes before the guard guided her out.
This is the same woman who holds conversations with her purse and calls me kiddo because she can't remember my name. The same woman who ripped open a full bag of potato chips and dump them on her desk then wipe them all on the floor and stepped on them.
Janet, if you are reading this, the mothership is calling you, GTFO
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Dress up as an alien and rape her ***.
Hi, this is Tom.
If you have something to say to Janet, then don't say it to me. I refuse to act as a go-between.
Grow a set and say it to her or learn to grind your teeth quietly. I care not which you choose.
If you have something to say to Janet, then don't say it to me. I refuse to act as a go-between.
Grow a set and say it to her or learn to grind your teeth quietly. I care not which you choose.
Wire her purse to talk back to her.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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Wire her purse to talk back to her.
We have a winner.
Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five,
Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff
This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
"This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows"
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....
"Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do."
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom
Commencing countdown, engines on
Check ignition and may God's love be with you
Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six, Five,
Four, Three, Two, One, Liftoff
This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
"This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows"
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you....
"Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do."
I was just told that I am an arrogant uppity **** by the woman who is the receptionist here. The reason? Because I only said hello to her once despite passing by her 17 times. She actually counted how many times I went past her.
Also a big ***** for posting about it afterward.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Also a big @#%^ for posting about it afterward.
Yes, yes I am
And the whole dressing up as an alien thing wouldn't work, she looks like a train wreck.Buffyisagoddess wrote:
Janet, if you are reading this, the mothership is calling you, GTFO
Funny, I knew her as Raina.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Just tell her you're going to report her language to her supervisor. I don't care where you work. Calling people di[Black][/Black]cks is for your family and friends, not people you work with, and if you put up with it, it's because you want to.
Edited, Thu Apr 20 11:50:11 2006 by Atomicflea
Edited, Thu Apr 20 11:50:11 2006 by Atomicflea
So you work with Danalog's aunt, eh?
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
So you work with Danalog's aunt, eh?
Nexa
Nexa
Nah, my aunt is a very nice person!
Do what now?
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
Nah, my aunt is a very nice person!
Well we seem to have no shortage of people with odd habits running about at the moment. Dolphin energy and purse talking, ketchup on rice...I'm feeling more comfortable in my own eccentricities all the time!
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
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I'm feeling more comfortable in my own eccentricities all the time!
I think that's why I come here.
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