Zurckoneos wrote:
I'd take fire in the ****, why? I dont know.
If that's not a cry for a hot load up the ***, I don't know what is.
Gay, you are, my young padawan. Ashamed not, be of what you are. It is your destiny. Come, come. Sit in my lap.
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If that's not a cry for a hot load up the ***, I don't know what is.
Gay, you are, my young padawan. Ashamed not, be of what you are. It is your destiny. Come, come. Sit in my lap.
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I'd rather be shot trying to escape.
This is exactly what i was going to say. There's no way i'd voluntary send myself to death. So they'd have to shot me in the back running...
Insipid ***** wrote:
Is there one where I don't necessarily die?
I would choose the lethal injection, similar to the one in V for Vendetta.
Cruxificiton.
weedjedi wrote:
Cruxificiton.
Dyslexic Martyrdom? Fascinating.
I'd choose a swift kick in the balls to the executioner, and then a run for it.
bash.org wrote:
<evilada>: Best suicide plan ever
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor ******* will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
<mcm310>: what is it?
<evilada>: you go up to the top of a roof
<evilada>: string piano wire tight across the front edge at neck level
<evilada>: tie a cord to your foot and the other end to the building so that you'll be above sidewalk level when its fully stretched
<evilada>: then you put super glue on your hands
<evilada>: and put your arms around the front of the wire and then back to touch your head
<evilada>: then you lean forward, so the piano wire cuts your neck but not your elbows
<evilada>: when the cord goes taut, youll be hanging upside down with no head....except your head will be in your outstretched arms thanks to gravity and the glue, staring at someone upside down and spewing blood everywhere.
<evilada>: And some poor ******* will be traumatized for LIFE.
<mcm310>: i dont think i can be your friend anymore
I'd do firing squad, so I can stand and stare defiantly at my killers before they plug me.
but you also forgot about being drawn and quartered... where they tie each of you limbs to 4 horses and make they run on opposite directions..
also they thing where they lay rocks on your chest until you die. like they did to Giles Cory in Salem, Mass.
but you also forgot about being drawn and quartered... where they tie each of you limbs to 4 horses and make they run on opposite directions..
also they thing where they lay rocks on your chest until you die. like they did to Giles Cory in Salem, Mass.
Kelvyquayo wrote:
but you also forgot about being drawn and quartered... where they tie each of you limbs to 4 horses and make they run on opposite directions...
Clearly, I underestimated the darkness of the Assylum.
Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
oh, but how could we forget death by:
molten gold poured down throat, like waht happened to the Roman IMPERATOR VALERIANVS in 260 AD.
Indians also executed the Spanish governor of Logrono in Equador with this method in 1599
.. until "his bowels bursted".
Edited, Tue Apr 18 10:55:29 2006 by Kelvyquayo
molten gold poured down throat, like waht happened to the Roman IMPERATOR VALERIANVS in 260 AD.
Indians also executed the Spanish governor of Logrono in Equador with this method in 1599
.. until "his bowels bursted". Edited, Tue Apr 18 10:55:29 2006 by Kelvyquayo
You left out Drawn and Quartered, which could open up a whole new area of legalized gambling betting on which horse gets the most of the torso. Bob Saget could host!
Also guillotine.
As far as methods of execution go, it's one of my personal favorites. The setup is buildable in practically any location. It doesn't require a power source and doesn't need fancy equipment (like the chair or the gas chamber). It's not particularly painful as the spinal column is severed at the moment of impact. It's not drawn out or lingering in any way.
Best of all, I'm not sure there's a recorded case where a gullotine failed to kill someone on the first try. A 30lb blade falling 15' in a guided path is most certainly going to do its job. About the only thing that could go wrong is if the frame for the guillotine comes apart mid-descent.
It's a simple design. Elegant.
As far as methods of execution go, it's one of my personal favorites. The setup is buildable in practically any location. It doesn't require a power source and doesn't need fancy equipment (like the chair or the gas chamber). It's not particularly painful as the spinal column is severed at the moment of impact. It's not drawn out or lingering in any way.
Best of all, I'm not sure there's a recorded case where a gullotine failed to kill someone on the first try. A 30lb blade falling 15' in a guided path is most certainly going to do its job. About the only thing that could go wrong is if the frame for the guillotine comes apart mid-descent.
It's a simple design. Elegant.
Mr. OP, you forgot about being fed to the lions and the colosseum deathmatches.
If I am to choose, I'd like the colosseum so I have a chance to survive(even how slim) if I kill my opponent. And if I win, I become popular. (until I get pitted against another opponent again)
If I am to choose, I'd like the colosseum so I have a chance to survive(even how slim) if I kill my opponent. And if I win, I become popular. (until I get pitted against another opponent again)
Gimme the rats in Room 101, baby!
Who am I kidding? I'd be screaming like a little girl. Just guillotine me and save the rats for Niobia
Who am I kidding? I'd be screaming like a little girl. Just guillotine me and save the rats for Niobia
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Kelvy wrote:
but you also forgot about being drawn and quartered... where they tie each of you limbs to 4 horses and make they run on opposite directions..
There's also a Navaho Indian version of this. They tie you're legs to two tree limbs that are bent, I forget what tree but the limbs are insanely strong, and then let go of your legs go to see which one rips off. They also make bets on which leg rips off. Good times, good times.
Edited, Wed Apr 19 01:31:03 2006 by weedjedi
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