So, watched an interesting program on "death devices" last night on the History Channel. Basically it charted out the development through history of execution devices and manners. Got me wondering which death device has been most effective and least cruel.
If you had to choose, what would you pick?
Electric chair?
Guillotine?
Lethal injection?
Gas chamber?
Hanging?
Firing squad?
Afternoon tea with Gbaji? (hah!)
I think I'd take the gas chamber myself. Seemed to be less chance of a *****-up leaving me maimed and more chance of potential harm to come to my killers if they breathed in the gas too. Yay!
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I'd take the guillotine so I could scare the hell out of my killers by wildly rotating my eyes and stuff for the brief ~7 seconds you're alive.
Burn at the stake. No particular reason besides dramatics so when I curse everyone,they will take it seriously.
You do realize how painful burning alive is?
Buffyisagoddess wrote:
Burn at the stake. No particular reason besides dramatics so when I curse everyone,they will take it seriously.
Oh yeah, I forgot that one. Ouch!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
It's all about the dramatics. Gotta make sure that curse sticks 
And of course let's not forget about stoning either.
And of course let's not forget about stoning either.Stoning for saying Jehovah?
Buffyisagoddess wrote:
let's not forget about stoning either.
Dammit! My memory is like a sieve.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Buffyisagoddess wrote:
let's not forget about stoning either.
Dammit! My memory is like a sieve.
Elderon the Wise wrote:
So long as your diaphragm isn't, we're all good.
Well, I haven't been all that lucky in that department either.
Meh.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Elderon the Wise wrote:
So long as your diaphragm isn't, we're all good.
Well, I haven't been all that lucky in that department either.
Meh.
Off with your head!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Hanging. it's cheap, it's quick if done right, and it doesnt leave much of a mess to clean up afterwards
The Braizen Bull is a pretty rough one.
Lock you up inside a hollow metal bull and then light a fire underneath, cooking you alive. A series of pipes leading out the mouth of the contraption make your screams sound like a wounded bull.
Lock you up inside a hollow metal bull and then light a fire underneath, cooking you alive. A series of pipes leading out the mouth of the contraption make your screams sound like a wounded bull.
I vote for vivsection. Make a contribution to science.
Edited, Sat Apr 15 12:30:10 2006 by fortnight
Edited, Sat Apr 15 12:30:10 2006 by fortnight
Planetbuster nuke. If i have to go before my time, i'm takeing all you bastards with me for having me killed!
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Firing squad, except I'd prefer to do it to myself. I'd prefer not to make someone else a murderer.
I'd rather be shot trying to escape.
"I have lost my way
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
But I hear a tale
About a heaven in Alberta
Where they've got all hell for a basement"
I'm not real concerned with how I die.
I wouldn't opt for anything slow and painful, but living well is more important than dying well.
You people are all so full of negativity, spending all this time and effort deciding which way you'd like to die by execution. I mean, if you really cared, you could always get yourself on death row and then actually pick one. Anything less is like jerking off a eunuch: yes, it will occupy your time, but there's no real payoff for your work.
So, having urinated happily on the execution parade, I suppose I must pose the question:
If you had to choose, how would you live your life?
I think I'd do it the same as I am. Yay!
I wouldn't opt for anything slow and painful, but living well is more important than dying well.
You people are all so full of negativity, spending all this time and effort deciding which way you'd like to die by execution. I mean, if you really cared, you could always get yourself on death row and then actually pick one. Anything less is like jerking off a eunuch: yes, it will occupy your time, but there's no real payoff for your work.
So, having urinated happily on the execution parade, I suppose I must pose the question:
If you had to choose, how would you live your life?
I think I'd do it the same as I am. Yay!
TStephens wrote:
So, having urinated happily on the execution parade, I suppose I must pose the question:
If you had to choose, how would you live your life?
If you had to choose, how would you live your life?
Get yer own thread, Party-Pooper!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Damn you! Damn you and your counter-hijacking methodology to hell!
Hell, I say. Hell.
Hell, I say. Hell.
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Electric chair?
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well in the end wouldn't the preferred death be suicide? i wouldn't wanna spend eternity in limbo knowing someone got one over on my ***, with suicide you have complete closure. but if it came down to it.
either: 1. being caught in sum crazy yokels hawt daughters bed and bein shot.
2. streaking my school assembly, taking a dump on my principals head, and setting off the explosive i just ate sendin guts over my school chums
or 3. Pie poisoning... my one weakness... besides kryptonite, duh.
Edited, Sun Apr 16 11:24:50 2006 by Cryxen
either: 1. being caught in sum crazy yokels hawt daughters bed and bein shot.
2. streaking my school assembly, taking a dump on my principals head, and setting off the explosive i just ate sendin guts over my school chums
or 3. Pie poisoning... my one weakness... besides kryptonite, duh.
Edited, Sun Apr 16 11:24:50 2006 by Cryxen
I'd take fire in the ****, why? I dont know.
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