Kids Will Do Anything For Fender.
Too bad I can't say the same thing for Victoria Secret models.
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Kids Will Do Anything For Fender.
Wait Till We Get Our Jacobsdeception On You.
I don't know if I should be pleased or disgusted.
I don't know if I should be pleased or disgusted.
First one: Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Danalog.
Second: Danalog Really Satisfies.
Third: Put A Danalog In Your Tank.
Meh.
Second: Danalog Really Satisfies.
Third: Put A Danalog In Your Tank.
Meh.
Do what now?
After about 15, I got one I actually liked:
Wouldn't You Rather Be Danalog?
Wouldn't You Rather Be Danalog?
Do what now?
"Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Danalog"
/snicker
I hear Viagra can help...
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/snicker
I hear Viagra can help...
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Hahaha, RACK you, Nobby. I just spit 7-Up all over my anti-CTS keyboard.
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Nobby: Startling virgins since the 1960s
Huh?? Oh sorry, Nobby, you startled me. ;-)
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Immaculate conception, eh? What would Mr. Tare say to being the stepfather of Jesus, the Return?
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Immaculate conception, eh? What would Mr. Tare say to being the stepfather of Jesus, the Return?
He already thinks the child's father is some greasy Italian. I guess you can only go up from there. =)
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