"Don't live a little, live a Totem!"
The thread title and the opening line are courtesy of Sloganize, a nifty site which helps you get your name out there and promote yourself. Granted, the sexual innuendo about me having relations with barnyard fowl is a wee bit over the top, but hey, if it made my niche market for fried chicken and watermelon slice into KFC's, who am I to complain?
Totem
Edited, Thu Apr 13 16:15:30 2006 by Totem
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Man that thing is sharp.
So Easy, No Wonder Elderon is #1.
2nd Try:
Absolut Elderon
Edit: Added 2nd try. I remember seeing this thing about a year ago, but it's foggy at best.
Edited, Thu Apr 13 16:21:03 2006 by Elderon
So Easy, No Wonder Elderon is #1.
2nd Try:
Absolut Elderon
Edit: Added 2nd try. I remember seeing this thing about a year ago, but it's foggy at best.
Edited, Thu Apr 13 16:21:03 2006 by Elderon
Crescent - The Freshmaker!
You Can Really Taste The Kakar!
Hello Ladies...
Hello Ladies...
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
"Go on, get your Totem out!" Wtf?!? Why on earth would I ever want all of you wishful thinking but tiny e-peened nerds taking your junk out of your pants and waving it about? That's messed up.
Totem
Totem
The Best Part of Waking Up is The Frak in Your Cup.
Can't really argue with that.
Can't really argue with that.
HAHAHAHA! Sloganize's WarMaverick ad campaign is "Old."
/snicker
I'm surprised they didn't add "wrinkly" too...
Totem
/snicker
I'm surprised they didn't add "wrinkly" too...
Totem
Bet You Can't Eat The Frak.
I dare you.
I dare you.
Feel The Raw Naked TheDave Of The Road.
Rawr.
Rawr.
Quote:
A Finger of Eske is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
...Wow.
Edited, Thu Apr 13 16:25:03 2006 by Eske
There's no wrong way to eat a Barkingturtle.
Sound advice.
Edited to add:
The incredible, edible Barkingturtle.
We officially have a theme; eat me.
]
Edited, Thu Apr 13 16:32:48 2006 by Barkingturtle
Sound advice.
Edited to add:
The incredible, edible Barkingturtle.
We officially have a theme; eat me.
]
Edited, Thu Apr 13 16:32:48 2006 by Barkingturtle
Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's The Frak.
Herpes?
Herpes?
Make Every Samira Count.
But I don't wanna.
But I don't wanna.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Samira.
So true.
So true.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
The Too Good to Hurry MentalFrog.
Mild Green MentalFrog Liquid.
Happiness is MentalFrog-Shaped.
MentalFrog Makes Everything Better.
Oh Hungry? Oh MentalFrog.
Hehe
Mild Green MentalFrog Liquid.
Happiness is MentalFrog-Shaped.
MentalFrog Makes Everything Better.
Oh Hungry? Oh MentalFrog.
Hehe
So, Mav, shouldn't your slogan be "I wish I were an old and wrinkly WarMaverick Weiner?"
Totem
Totem
You've Always Got Time For Tare
You know it.
You know it.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
You Deserve A Nadenu Today.
You heard it here first.
You heard it here first.
WarMaverick the Charming wrote:
A Nadenu, is there where the guy [expletive deleted] in the girl's [expletive deleted] while an [expletive deleted] is [expletive deleted] him in the [expletive deleted]?
Right on.
Right on.
Oui.
Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Tare
Oh no you di-int!
Oh no you di-int!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
It's Mageoken Time!
Sweet.
Sweet.
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