If love was a gun...Follow

Yep, Yanari, I think that'll be the thing.

In other news, I have Happiness is a Warm Gun stuck in my head now.

Happiness is a warm, yes it is, guuuuuuuunnnnn....bang, bang, shoot, shoot.

I learned a few things about guns during my time in college in Arizona:
1. Never, ever, ever **** off a conveniance store worker in phoenix. They carry more hardware thasn your local gun convention.
2. Turkish made mauser WWII rifles and 1,000 rounds of ammo can be purchased for under $20.
3. 1,000 rounds of ammo fired from 7 Turkish made mauser WWII rifles into a single computer chassis will make it implode.
4. There are a ******** of people in Arizona with fully automatic assault weaponry.
5. Fireing two colt 45's at a target at the same time is easier than fireing 2 Glock 9 mil handguns, though the latter looks cooler.
6. I am an excellent shot with any weapon not equiped with a scope. Especially if it has a peep sight
7. I suck at adjusting scopes correctly
8. Shooting a can of paint balls wiht a sabot shell from a shotgun > shooting the paint balls themselves.
9. The people you think are armed in arizona usually are. So are the ones you don't think are armed
10. it's ok to bring a bow to a gunfight if you are a better shot than everyone else there!

Growing up my house had multiple firearms contained therein; a pair of .22 rifles, a 10-gauge shotgun with a shot compressor on it, a .22 magnum revolver (it's so cute), and at least one 9mm pistol. Nothing too serious, though that 10-gauge kicked solidly.

I've fired all of the above, plus a .45 police auto (cousin's a sherrif's officer). Thanks to a co-worker, I've been able to handle an M16 (with 4x scope) and a pair of Uzis (both silenced - I am sure this is highly illegal) - never had a chance to fire them, though. An Uzi in each hand looks very cool and feels wildly impractical; I don't know if I can really get used to sub-machineguns. They just feel weird.

Despite growing up around them, I own no firearms at home. I used to be a blade guy, swords and knives and similar, but most of the associated hardware has failed at one point or another. Posing with swords is fun but hitting things is better - I have snapped an unfortunate number of badly made weapons.

I still have a few knives but they're mainly decorative; one's a very nice throwing blade (forged in Toledo) that my brother picked up while visiting Spain. They lay around my apartment and wind up doing duty as letter-openers.

I don't own any guns or sidearms. If I did, someone would surely die. I consider it safer for everyone that I don't purchase one.

Take it up with my friend's ex-girlfriend. She "taught" me how to shoot.

My uncle got busted here in the Land of Lincoln for carrying a resin billy-club type thing in his car. I'm not sure what the fine was but it was taken away from him during a traffic stop when the cop spotted it. I guess you could always just go with a good ole fashioned tire iron.

100% agree. NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER use a hand gun for home defense. That’s why I bought the combat shotgun. There is no restrictor in the barrel, it's a "sawed-off" barrel to boot, and holds 8 shells (one in chamber, 7 in the shell holder).

Just cocking that SOB will scare any poor ******* that my be nearby. The lack of restrictor and short barrel give a very wide dispersal and giant loss of power at any kind of range. Target load won't penetrate a flimsy wall at more then 15ft. Safe to fire with close neighbors. And you don't have to be dead-eye **** at 3:30am when someone is B\E your home. Target load will hurt like hell and do some decent damage, but the chance of dieing from it if you’re smart and shoot low is moderate to low.

I do not own any guns, other than the wooden shell of a WW2 Russian Mosin-Nagant which I think was straight out of the factory. Would be good for bashing people...

i will say this.. wehnever I hold a gun in my hands... I start to drool.. Wehn I eventually get the money to burn I will definatly be getting some guns... It's a nice little obsession that I keep at bay.. for now. I would only have them I think for nostalgic purposes, as I definatly would not carry it around with me.. because I feel that I WOULD use it. However I can totally see myself just carrying one around my house.. or sitting watching TV with a nice 12 gauge on my lap like a true redneck. Just thinking of it gives me butterflies.

I wholly think that my obsessiom with guns comes from watching movies.

I own a couple shotguns, one .22 rifle and a couple air rifles.