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She just needs a chinese finger trap inserted.
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Freehold, Iowa - This once Godly country has now sunk a little further into its amoral quagmire as it wallows its way back to Gomorrah. Martha Evans, an 11 year old strumpet, had her little harlot hiney dragged before court last week for luring filthy foreign men to her "Little Mermaid" decorated bedroom. Once these men had snuck into her room, Martha would perform sex acts with them that she had learned from watching a Brittney Spears video. As soon as her sated visitor would slump back out the window, the little tramp would log back on to AOL in search of her next victim.
Be afraid America, these people choose your govenment.
You do know that Landover Baptist is a parody site, like the Onion, right?
Do what now?
Danalog the Vengeful Programmer wrote:
You do know that Landover Baptist is a parody site, like the Onion, right?
F0rg1v3 H1m
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Onions have layers, Ogres have layers, see they're the same.
yes i got the parody, i though the America be afraid would have made that clear...
yes i got the parody, i though the America be afraid would have made that clear...
You do know that Landover Baptist is a fake site right?
Is there an echo?
Is there an echo?
tarv of the Seven Seas wrote:
Onions have layers, Ogres have layers, see they're the same.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
The Landover Baptist site is not fake! It's written in real HTML and in on teh interwebs. Teh interwebs never lies! 
Landover fake. Parody. Satire. Blah blah blah.
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Billy Ray and Edna Evans, found 28 year old José Luis Rafael Gonzalez Sanchez Paco Henriquez hiding in Martha's toy closet.
Do people actually believe such stuff on fake websites!?
You do realize Landover Baptist is a parody site, right?
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Will someone please think about the children!
Oh, and I think maybe that is a spoof site. Just a hunch.
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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Billy Ray and Edna Evans, found 28 year old José Luis Rafael Gonzalez Sanchez Paco Henriquez hiding in Martha's toy closet.
Right away you can tell its fake. Who ever heard of a hispanic with only 7 names?
DanteLexington wrote:
Do people actually believe such stuff on fake websites!?
*chuckle* Ever been to moveon.org? Amazing how many people think that site is legit...
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
gbaji wrote:
DanteLexington wrote:
Do people actually believe such stuff on fake websites!?
*chuckle* Ever seen one of my long *** ramblings? Amazing how many people think that ***** is legit...
/nod
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