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#1 Apr 10 2006 at 9:11 PM Rating: Good
I am going to run a situation past you and you tell me how you would react given the information at hand. I work for AAA in road service as a garage field representative. A member breaks down in rural Pennsylvania, New Salem to be exact, at a pet cemetary. Said member is driving a 38 foot RV. This man placed a road service request at roughly 7:30pm Est.

Multiple attempts at reaching the man came up short. The garage being sent out was coming from about 40 miles away and is unfamiliar with the area. Dispatch left a voicemail for the member leaving him the garage's direct phone number to call back to give them directions.

9:30pm Est, man's wife calls in literally, shrieking. Which is nothing new, people get spastic when things don't go their way. It seems her loving hubby received the voicemail and instead of calling us, called his wife. Unfortunately in all of her shrieking about having someone's job, she neglected to get the one thing we needed, directions.

She then is transferred to me, in all her shrieky glory, demanding that I fire said garage and compensate her and her husband for their time. She continues screaming until I tell her that I understand her concern and it will be handled but at this time I am looking to help her husband and at this moment she is doing nothing to aid me.

Which then led to her asking how I dared to speak to her like that. She then demands the phone number for the garage, which I cheerfully advise her was left on her husband's voicemail, but nevertheless I give her the number again as she promptly hangs up.

It is now 10:09pm Est. Garage has called me back and is now refusing to go and help her husband because she called and was pulling the same routine with them. Now given what happened would you have;
A. Called the garage when you heard the voicemail
B. Called your horrid shrewish wife
C. GFY

F[black][/black]ucking forty nine minutes left and I know this ***** is calling back.
#2 Apr 10 2006 at 9:15 PM Rating: Good
Buffyisagoddess wrote:
I am going to run a situation past you and you tell me how you would react given the information at hand. I work for AAA in road service as a garage field representative. A member breaks down in rural Pennsylvania, New Salem to be exact, at a pet cemetary. Said member is driving a 38 foot RV. This man placed a road service request at roughly 7:30pm Est.

Multiple attempts at reaching the man came up short. The garage being sent out was coming from about 40 miles away and is unfamiliar with the area. Dispatch left a voicemail for the member leaving him the garage's direct phone number to call back to give them directions.

9:30pm Est, man's wife calls in literally, shrieking. Which is nothing new, people get spastic when things don't go their way. It seems her loving hubby received the voicemail and instead of calling us, called his wife. Unfortunately in all of her shrieking about having someone's job, she neglected to get the one thing we needed, directions.

She then is transferred to me, in all her shrieky glory, demanding that I fire said garage and compensate her and her husband for their time. She continues screaming until I tell her that I understand her concern and it will be handled but at this time I am looking to help her husband and at this moment she is doing nothing to aid me.

Which then led to her asking how I dared to speak to her like that. She then demands the phone number for the garage, which I cheerfully advise her was left on her husband's voicemail, but nevertheless I give her the number again as she promptly hangs up.

It is now 10:09pm Est. Garage has called me back and is now refusing to go and help her husband because she called and was pulling the same routine with them. Now given what happened would you have;
A. Called the garage when you heard the voicemail
B. Called your horrid shrewish wife
C. GFY

F[black][/black]ucking forty nine minutes left and I know this ***** is calling back.
Tell her to get Canadian Tire Auto Club or National Auto League and that AAA is teh suxxor. That should make her shut up.

Smiley: lol



Edited, Mon Apr 10 22:21:15 2006 by Elderon
#3 Apr 10 2006 at 9:17 PM Rating: Good
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waht was the middle one again?
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#4 Apr 10 2006 at 9:22 PM Rating: Good
Middle one is I leave and get stoned off my ***. But in all likelihood I'll just go home and watch the family guy with the little lady. Which is just as good.
#5 Apr 10 2006 at 9:25 PM Rating: Good
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Psshh, If you were a GOOD pothead, you'd have been baked before the call.
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#6 Apr 10 2006 at 9:27 PM Rating: Good
Normally I would have. But being baked and going over endless budget/expense reports is f[black][/black]ucking horrid. The last time I did it I wanted to run my face along a cheese grater so my brain would work again, it didn't.
#7 Apr 10 2006 at 9:38 PM Rating: Decent
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I think the thread title is the best answer.
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#8 Apr 10 2006 at 9:45 PM Rating: Good
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You should get baked and then go tow him while reeking of pot.
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#9 Apr 10 2006 at 9:54 PM Rating: Good
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You should get baked and then go tow him while reeking of pot.


Don't laugh, I had to fire a garage when they showed up for a meeting with my boss, every single one of them were stoned off their asses.

That was an amusing day. HA 11pm I'm out, peace Asylum.

Edited, Mon Apr 10 23:06:54 2006 by Buffyisagoddess
#10 Apr 10 2006 at 10:06 PM Rating: Decent
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Tell them Darkenbuddy will eat their babies.

I'm sure that will make her shut the fu[Darkblue][/Darkblue]ck up.
#11 Apr 10 2006 at 10:29 PM Rating: Good
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your horrid shrewish wife


best of both worlds!
#12 Apr 11 2006 at 2:51 AM Rating: Decent
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I worked at a company that worked on behalf of a major motor company. Basically talking to people and listening to their problems with car/dealer/corporation. The pure stupidity that the customers spewed forth was astounding.

Of course there was the one lady I spoke with who was in a huff because the owner of the local dealer threatened to have her daughter killed. That was interesting.

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#13 Apr 11 2006 at 6:04 AM Rating: Excellent
Back when I was working customer service for the insurance company I would occasionally (read:constantly) need to patch folks through to roadside assistance if they were too dense to follow automated prompts. I found it best to do so quickly, and to never go through the motions of asking if they were in a safe place, because no matter what they said I was going to reply:

"Great, hold on a sec; I'll get you right through."

They could have been on fire and I would have answered in that manner. Worse was when I was selling policies full-time, and would have the following conversation:

"Could you describe that accident?"
"We were on the highway, and an eighteen-wheeler rear-ended us."
"Oh my, was everyone okay?" <--- That's the question you never ask.
"No, my grandkids were in the backseat and were killed."
"Oh fu[red][/red]ck, forget I asked. Had any tickets in the past three years?"
#14 Apr 11 2006 at 6:46 AM Rating: Good
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People are generally frustrated when they break down. Most likely in an unfamiliar area, with no idea what the repair is going to cost. They are late for whereever they are going, and just plain pissed off.

They tend to take it out on the first person they come across, which unfortunatly for you, is probably going to be you most of the time.

I would assume that in a rural area like that his cell phone coverage was patchy at best, and he probably just missed the garages call.

However, if it were me, and I was in a 38 foot RV, I would just chill out. He had all of the ammenities of home, why not just lay down in the back and take a nap while waiting for the garage to call. The guy was a freakin jackas[Aliceblue][/Aliceblue]s for calling his wife to handle his problem and only increased the delay for himself.

I guess I'm glad I have OnStar. I just push the blue button, they can figure out where I'm at.
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#15 Apr 11 2006 at 6:54 AM Rating: Good
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At least she had something semi-worthwhile to be upset over.

The sad thing is when people get this upset, but over the fact that they can't get a copy of The Pacifier or Saw II.

#16 Apr 11 2006 at 9:03 AM Rating: Good
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Buffyisagoddess wrote:
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You should get baked and then go tow him while reeking of pot.


Don't laugh, I had to fire a garage when they showed up for a meeting with my boss, every single one of them were stoned off their asses.

That was an amusing day. HA 11pm I'm out, peace Asylum.

Edited, Mon Apr 10 23:06:54 2006 by Buffyisagoddess


So did she ever call back?
#17 Apr 11 2006 at 2:42 PM Rating: Good
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So did she ever call back?


I just got in today and there shining like a beacon in the night was the big red light on my phone showing I have messages. She left a 26 minute message about last night. She wants a free membership for life as well as for us to pay for the repairs to the RV. Not to mention she is still pushing for the garage to be fired and that I myself, should have some action taken against me.

So I just filled out a 25.00 AAA check to shut her up and deleted the message Smiley: laugh
#18 Apr 11 2006 at 2:49 PM Rating: Good
Buffyisagoddess wrote:
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So did she ever call back?


I just got in today and there shining like a beacon in the night was the big red light on my phone showing I have messages. She left a 26 minute message about last night. She wants a free membership for life as well as for us to pay for the repairs to the RV. Not to mention she is still pushing for the garage to be fired and that I myself, should have some action taken against me.

So I just filled out a 25.00 AAA check to shut her up and deleted the message Smiley: laugh
Why did you bother? Some customers are best just not to have at all. People like that are usually known in hteir circle of friends for over reacting and no one listens to their opinions anyway. Let them sue AAA. If she has the time and money to do that, then she has far too much time on her hands.

Bob bless Amhericuns.
#19 Apr 11 2006 at 2:51 PM Rating: Good
Yeah, being in a customer service business sucks. Especially that part about dealing with the customers.
#20 Apr 11 2006 at 2:55 PM Rating: Good
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Seems to me that the starting point for this debacle was a rescue service that left a paying customer 2 fu[/Aqua]cking hours waiting for what he paid for.

Start off with shi[Aqua]
tty, sub-standard service and you reap the wind.
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#21 Apr 11 2006 at 2:56 PM Rating: Good
I've found that it's easier to send them out the check because it makes them feel like they have won....until they need road service again, then they're mine.

But all kidding aside, since All-State and Cross Country have branched out into road service, we are emphasizing total member satisfaction so they continue to use us. Road service is the biggest loss that AAA takes yearly. If we finish up 1 million in the hole, it's been a good year.

Of course if I really wanted to be a prick last night, I could have just told her that I can only take a complain from the member at the breakdown location. But I figured that would set her off even more.
#22 Apr 11 2006 at 3:00 PM Rating: Decent
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I still think telling them Darkenbuddy would eat their children would of had a great effect.
#23 Apr 11 2006 at 3:08 PM Rating: Good
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Seems to me that the starting point for this debacle was a rescue service that left a paying customer 2 f[black][/black]ucking hours waiting for what he paid for.

Start off with ******, sub-standard service and you reap the wind.


The main problem is that the equipment needed to tow a vehicle that size is astronomically expensive and maybe only one or two garages in a three county radius have it. When someone calls in, they are generally quoted a 60 minute running time. When it's something like an RV call they are told as soon as possible and they are told that due to the specialized equipment required.

The major problem is anytime I have to speak with a member it's generally because they are going insane. First they go to a calltaker, then to one of the shift managers on duty that day. Then if they still are unsatisfied, they go to me. So by that time they have spent quite a bit of time getting transferred from person to person. So I usually end up getting an ear beating for a bit.



Edited, Tue Apr 11 16:10:20 2006 by Buffyisagoddess
#24 Apr 11 2006 at 3:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Why did you bother? Some customers are best just not to have at all. People like that are usually known in hteir circle of friends for over reacting and no one listens to their opinions anyway. Let them sue AAA. If she has the time and money to do that, then she has far too much time on her hands.

Bob bless Amhericuns.


The best reason is that if she cashes the check, she's accepted that as payment for her inconvenience, etc. etc. etc.
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#25 Apr 11 2006 at 3:22 PM Rating: Good
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The best reason is that if she cashes the check, she's accepted that as payment for her inconvenience, etc. etc. etc.


Yup, hence making any further attempt at seeking compensation null and void.

Edit* Two f[black][/black]ucking sentences and I have to edit it, sad.

Edited, Tue Apr 11 16:27:47 2006 by Buffyisagoddess
#26 Apr 11 2006 at 3:38 PM Rating: Good
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Buffyisagoddess wrote:
The main problem is that the equipment needed to tow a vehicle that size is astronomically expensive and maybe only one or two garages in a three county radius have it.
Ahem? Isn't that *your* problem, not the customer's?


Buffyisagoddess wrote:
When someone calls in, they are generally quoted a 60 minute running time. When it's something like an RV call they are told as soon as possible and they are told that due to the specialized equipment required.
And I'm sure that was all made explicit when some git sold him the service? Smiley: oyvey

The guy got screwed. You made money. He gets pi[Azure][/Azure]ssed.

Go figure.
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