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#27 Apr 10 2006 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good

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In addition to the brief scenes of nudity and homosexuality, the 104-minute DVD warns prospective immigrants that the weather in the Netherlands is cold, housing is expensive and the country is flood-prone. It also informs them that fried chicken and watermelon aren't available on a daily basis in their mess hall. Private Snowball was unavailable for comment.

I love the idea of the DVD, though the direct targeting of certain groups (via the "these are crimes" bit) gets an extra smile out of me. What the hell, though - it's their country, and if a certain group of immigrants has been the source of a lot of tension, it probably pays to get this stuff out of the way early.

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#28 Apr 10 2006 at 1:40 PM Rating: Good

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Good, I agree with old Lady DSD. Although I bet this DVD takes it over the top and maybe this means they actually ARE trying to keep some people out. I mean, I just doubt the occurance of these two things are overly public. Either way, I like the honesty. It probably avoids some people making some very bad decisions about where they would like to live.

Who are you calling old??? Smiley: mad

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#29 Apr 10 2006 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good

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I can tolerate a little brokeback action so long as it's counter-balanced with some topless scampering. What I cannot tolerate is the lack of a link where I can purchase this DVD and study up on my Dutch topless scampering. Really though, with the recent riots sparked merely by the reaction to Dutch cartoons can anyone blame them for being reactionary themselves?

Also, am I the only one who read the topic as "Breasts instead of *****" and thought: Well Duh. I s'pose a smallish segment of society would argue that breasts and ***** can and should coexist, but I think few would advocate **** in place of boobies.

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#30 Apr 10 2006 at 1:53 PM Rating: Excellent

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What I cannot tolerate is the lack of a link where I can purchase this DVD and study up on my Dutch topless scampering.

You'll have to try writing them from a Syrian address. The DVD is not a part of the immigration package for American or European applicants.

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#31 Apr 10 2006 at 1:55 PM Rating: Decent

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Also, am I the only one who read the topic as "Breasts instead of *****" and thought: Well Duh. I s'pose a smallish segment of society would argue that breasts and ***** can and should coexist, but I think few would advocate **** in place of boobies.

I've been reading it that way all day but I was ashamed to admit it.

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#32 Apr 10 2006 at 1:57 PM Rating: Good

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Barkingturtle wrote:

What I cannot tolerate is the lack of a link where I can purchase this DVD and study up on my Dutch topless scampering.

You'll have to try writing them from a Syrian address. The DVD is not a part of the immigration package for American or European applicants.

Americans only go for the cafÃ©s.

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#33 Apr 10 2006 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good

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Barkingturtle wrote:

What I cannot tolerate is the lack of a link where I can purchase this DVD and study up on my Dutch topless scampering.

You'll have to try writing them from a Syrian address. The DVD is not a part of the immigration package for American or European applicants.

Well praise Allah my cousin's over in Iraq right now fighting for our freedom! I don't have any other penpals in the region.

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#34 Apr 10 2006 at 3:02 PM Rating: Good

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What the article didn't clarify is that by "topless" women it means they're not wearing head scarves. The horror!

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#35 Apr 10 2006 at 3:42 PM Rating: Decent

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I can tolerate a little brokeback action so long as it's counter-balanced with some topless scampering. What I cannot tolerate is the lack of a link where I can purchase this DVD and study up on my Dutch topless scampering.

Wasn't the DVD $80? Bit much for topless scampering in my book.

Sweden, not to be out done, is incuding Swedish Erotica with their immigration applications.

Edited, Mon Apr 10 16:46:19 2006 by BloodwolfeX

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#36 Apr 10 2006 at 8:42 PM Rating: Good

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Jophiel wrote:

Barkingturtle wrote:

What I cannot tolerate is the lack of a link where I can purchase this DVD and study up on my Dutch topless scampering.

You'll have to try writing them from a Syrian address. The DVD is not a part of the immigration package for American or European applicants.

Which would be my only objection. We have our share of conservative religious fanatics.

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#37 Apr 10 2006 at 9:06 PM Rating: Decent

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Which would be my only objection. We have our share of conservative religious fanatics.

Ooh! Can we get rid of them, too?

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