I'm bored enough to revisit this tired old gem. . .
Pick a current or recent blockbuster movie or TV Show and re-cast the lead roles with Arsylumites.
E.g.
Wallace & gromit & the Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Wallace: Nephthys
Gromit: Ioph
Victor Quartermaine: Prolly me
Lady Campanula Tottington: DSD
LOST
Jack: Moe
Kate: Nexa
Sawyer: Kaolian
Locke: Bhod
Charlie: TheDave
Sun: Thumbelyna
Sayed: YSU
The Hatch: Al'Katie
Off you go.
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Walk the Line.
Johnny Cash: TStephens
June Carter: Nadenue
Johnny's Formerly Drunk Hater of a Da: Moe
Johnny's Hymn-Singing Stern-yet-Chipper Ma: Nexa
Johnny's First Wife: Thumbelyna
Waylon Jennings: Debalic
Elvis: Youshutup
Johnny Cash: TStephens
June Carter: Nadenue
Johnny's Formerly Drunk Hater of a Da: Moe
Johnny's Hymn-Singing Stern-yet-Chipper Ma: Nexa
Johnny's First Wife: Thumbelyna
Waylon Jennings: Debalic
Elvis: Youshutup
Nobby wrote:
Gromit: Ioph
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Waylon Jennings: Debalic
But I hate fuckin' country, man!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Jophiel - Tony Soprano
Samira - Dr. Jennifer Melfi
Flea - Carmela Soprano
Bhodi - Christopher Moltisanti
Nobby - Corrado 'Junior' Soprano
Totem - Silvio Dante
Moe - Paulie Gualtieri
Neph - Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.
Nexa - Meadow Soprano
Katie - Janice Soprano
Tare - Bada Bing stripper with huge knockers.
Samira - Dr. Jennifer Melfi
Flea - Carmela Soprano
Bhodi - Christopher Moltisanti
Nobby - Corrado 'Junior' Soprano
Totem - Silvio Dante
Moe - Paulie Gualtieri
Neph - Anthony 'A.J.' Soprano, Jr.
Nexa - Meadow Soprano
Katie - Janice Soprano
Tare - Bada Bing stripper with huge knockers.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Jophiel + Flea = Neph???
Something does not equate...
Something does not equate...
Have you people not seen me? Why am I being cast as a tan brunette repeatedly? I am the palest non-albino you've ever met!
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Nexa wrote:
Have you people not seen me? Why am I being cast as a tan brunette repeatedly? I am the palest non-albino you've ever met!
Brown on the inside.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Nexa wrote:
Have you people not seen me? Why am I being cast as a tan brunette repeatedly? I am the palest non-albino you've ever met!
Brown on the inside.
Probably mostly red, actually. Let's not find out.
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
thought it was blue until it mixed with oxygen?
Wow Kel didn't even rank. The mystique has worn off apparently.
Whatshisface wrote:
bhodisattva .... Esteban Vihaio
I must warn you young man I am susceptible to flattery...
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
WarMaverick the Tulip wrote:
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you.
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
And I'm wondering what it is I should do,
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face,
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place,
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....
Trying to make some sense of it all,
But I can see that it makes no sense at all,
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,
'Cause I don't think that I can take anymore
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right,
Here I am, stuck in the middle with you.
Well you started out with nothing,
And you're proud that you're a self made man,
And your friends, they all come crawlin,
Slap you on the back and say,
Please.... Please.....
Well I don't know why I came here tonight,
I got the feeling that something ain't right,
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs,
Clowns to the left of me,
Jokers to the right, here I am,
Stuck in the middle with you,
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,
Stuck in the middle with you.
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Gitslayer .... Boss Tanaka
Let's not let anyone lose their head over this.
Heh, why can't I be given the role of Richard Pryor in Stir Crazy opposite Gene Wilder, who in turn is being played by Nobby? I love Englishmen in chicken suits.
Totem
Totem
Baron von AngstyCoder wrote:
I get no wuv. [:butthurt:]
Hey Danalog, where's our butthurt?
Hey Danalog, where's our butthurt?
oh god no
Do what now?
Buffyisagoddess wrote:
Wow Kel didn't even rank. The mystique has worn off apparently.
sh[/Aquamarine]it, *****
people have abortions to appease me, I'm like the new fu[Aquamarine]cking Ba'al n' sh[Aquamarine][/Aquamarine]it , *****.. why I'm from Ba'altimore, yeeeahhh, wassup noW!
Read the second post in that thread you filthy *******. I'm still waiting for $5.01 May 27th I will be heading south to kick you in the face personally(and visit the aunt and uncle, while handling some gay *** conference for work.)
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gay *** conference
yeah, I figured you were into those kind of "conferences".
I wish then at least it would be pseudo-entertaining. This one is about how to bring AAA into the next generation. Fun. 
But I'll bring the missus with me, so it at least should be fun in the hotel that they are paying for. But the conference is for two days, then a one day tour of the local AAA branch down there. Then two days before we have to go back. Plenty of time to cause havoc and chaos 
Edited, Sun Apr 9 14:58:13 2006 by Buffyisagoddess
But I'll bring the missus with me, so it at least should be fun in the hotel that they are paying for. But the conference is for two days, then a one day tour of the local AAA branch down there. Then two days before we have to go back. Plenty of time to cause havoc and chaos 
Edited, Sun Apr 9 14:58:13 2006 by Buffyisagoddess
Nobby wrote:
Wallace & gromit & the Curse of the Were-Rabbit
That rabbit was real. They finally caught it.
Star Trek: Various Series
Kirk: Smash
Data: gbaji
Data's Evil Twin Who's Name elused me: Skeeter
Spock: Kelv
Q: Kao (sorry Kelv)
Geordi: mrens
Dr. Crusher: DSD
Councilor Troy: Katie
Guynan: Flea (who apparently will not get these references)
The Borg: sockpuppets
McCoy: Angsty
Worf: Moe
Marta (Yvonne Craig): Tare
Mudd: Nobby
Sulu: Jophiel
Wesley Crusher: Neph
Nexa: Uhura (just to continue the trend, oh fair skinned one)
The Other Doctor From Next Generation: Yanari
(your name here): Chekov
Yossarian: Holographic Doctor from that series no one watched (Voyager?)
Luke Skywalker: the new, fat kid
Picard: Nobody, this is the freakin Assylum!
Gene Roddenbery: Alla
Kirk: Smash
Data: gbaji
Data's Evil Twin Who's Name elused me: Skeeter
Spock: Kelv
Q: Kao (sorry Kelv)
Geordi: mrens
Dr. Crusher: DSD
Councilor Troy: Katie
Guynan: Flea (who apparently will not get these references)
The Borg: sockpuppets
McCoy: Angsty
Worf: Moe
Marta (Yvonne Craig): Tare
Mudd: Nobby
Sulu: Jophiel
Wesley Crusher: Neph
Nexa: Uhura (just to continue the trend, oh fair skinned one)
The Other Doctor From Next Generation: Yanari
(your name here): Chekov
Yossarian: Holographic Doctor from that series no one watched (Voyager?)
Luke Skywalker: the new, fat kid
Picard: Nobody, this is the freakin Assylum!
Gene Roddenbery: Alla
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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