The Blue Angels have been practicing over the Airport/AFB all day today and the ruberneckers on the two major interstates that come in under the airspace have caused major accidents shutting down a good portion of the commute. Some ****** chick called the radio station and said "Its the Blue Angels' fault!!111omgbbq" One, like nobody can see the large, fast jets with plumes of smoke. Two, keep your eyes on the road, freaks.
These are the same people that let the wildfire in Crescent's yard, I'm sure.