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#1 Apr 05 2006 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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from about a 2 week deployment. And I am extremely excited. I have been moody and sad for the past 2 weeks with him gone.

So going to plan a very nice night with him for when he gets back tomorrow. A nice clean house, well-fed kids, laundry done to show how much I've had things under control (yeah right Smiley: lol). And then when he sees how well things have been going, I'm going to demand some hawt secks to make up for not having any for the last couple of weeks.

However, I also bought him the XBox 360 with the games Elder Scrolls and Condemned. So why do I feel that I will have hawt secks by myself while my husband is going over his new 360? Smiley: frown
#2 Apr 05 2006 at 11:57 AM Rating: Good
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Give him the XBOX -after- the hawt secks.

Duh. Smiley: wink2
#3 Apr 05 2006 at 11:58 AM Rating: Excellent
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more importantly, how is he going to feel when he finds out you picked up WOW?



Download the damn thing and join us already. Dont make me beg
#4 Apr 05 2006 at 11:58 AM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:

However, I also bought him the XBox 360 with the games Elder Scrolls and Condemned. So why do I feel that I will have hawt secks by myself while my husband is going over his new 360? Smiley: frown


Easy enough. Don't let him see it till after you're satisfied. Duh.
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#5 Apr 05 2006 at 12:05 PM Rating: Good
Glad he's coming home.

I wouldn't worry about the XBox, my wife's given me plenty of games when I've come back from a deployment, I've never passed up the hawt secks for them.
#6 Apr 05 2006 at 12:10 PM Rating: Good


I think hawt secks will more than likely outweigh the new XBox.

I am also filled with an amazing amount of jealousy in your general direction. One time my stepmother went away for 4 days on business, and I thought my dad was going to die. I finally said, "if you complain to me one more damn time, I am going to scream. You have -no- idea what it is really like to have your spouse gone." Non-military couples have no idea what it is like. Congrats on his return!

#7 Apr 05 2006 at 12:15 PM Rating: Decent
Lol Enjoy the "welcome home" sex. Thats always the best. I've got the best idea. Dont show him the 360 until breakfast the next morning. Go and have your good sex, make spectacular breakfast and then surprise him with the 360. He'll worship you!






/on the note of "welcome home" sex a couple of do's and dont's.

Do make sure the windows are closed

Dont have wild crazy screaming animal sex near an open window when your neighbor is hosting a retirement party in his backyard where several kids are asking mommy and daddy why the neighbor lady is screaming...
#8 Apr 05 2006 at 1:01 PM Rating: Good
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Unfortunately, my husband already knows about the 360. I had to tell him when he was mentioning possibly buying it while he was out on det.

I'm sure that I will be having the hawt secks before the 360, but the cuddling afterwards will be truncated so that he can fiddle with the 360 controllers after he's played Tune in Tokyo with mine. Smiley: frown
#9 Apr 05 2006 at 1:03 PM Rating: Good
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more importantly, how is he going to feel when he finds out you picked up WOW?



Download the damn thing and join us already. Dont make me beg


I KNEW you were going to bring that up! Smiley: lol
#10 Apr 05 2006 at 1:04 PM Rating: Good
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So why do I feel that I will have hawt secks by myself while my husband is going over his new 360?



In all of my history of being a gamer-dork... a girl having hawt sex by herself(in the same room) has been one of the only things that can make me forget all about any game that I am playing.
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#11 Apr 05 2006 at 1:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Get him home, tie him to the bed, then set the Xbox 360 off to one side. Enjoy all the hot sex you want -- just don't ask what he's really fantasizing about. Win-win.
#12 Apr 05 2006 at 1:16 PM Rating: Good
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You did get the vibrating controllers right? Smiley: sly
#13 Apr 06 2006 at 1:13 PM Rating: Good
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I got home from a two month Arctic Deployment today, hopefully welcome home hewt sex will follow once munchin is safely in bed asleep....

either way it's a damn sight warmer here so i'm happy Smiley: grin
#14 Apr 06 2006 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
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Hubby should be home within the hour. I did some yoga and stretching this morning so I'll be very bendy! Smiley: sly
#15 Apr 06 2006 at 2:27 PM Rating: Decent
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If he plays the XBOX instead of having sex with you, he's either
1: A huge ****
2: Teh ghey.

Either way, dump his ***.







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#16 Apr 06 2006 at 3:25 PM Rating: Good
glad he is coming home. god bless and enjoy his return. sounds like a lucky man.
#17 Apr 06 2006 at 3:36 PM Rating: Good
men, ALL of them work on a pryority system that only involves "3" things.....and yet you women still cant figure us out.

1. food
2. a toy
3. sex

sex takes pryority over the other 2...unless....we have just had sex, in that case, it shifts to whichever we have been without the longest.

some thinking men do manage to combine two sometimes, like eating pizza while whacking orcs on the pc, or, toys and sex, or food and sex, a few men are even able to combine all three, food, toys, and sex.

but ALL men have the same basic 3 overridding needs, of which, sex has the strongest motivation factor when gone without for a period of time, and the least wanted when we are finnished. funny that. hope you get yours before he gets his, heh.

here is the order it will happen, nicities to the kids, slam the door shut for really fast sex, order pizza while playing with his xbox. put the kids to bed, slam the door shut again for more relaxed sex, them up all night playing video games.

we are so simple, and yet, you have such problems with us. sex, a toy, and food. thats all we want. fine dinning? fancy plays? nope, just raw sex, a new toy, and food. that simple.

my advice?

put the kids with grandmaw for the day he arrives, do him hard the minute he walks in the door, order out while he plays with his toy, then do him right later that night. see the kids in the mourning.
#18 Apr 06 2006 at 5:09 PM Rating: Good
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I highly suggest you hide the xbox. Despite my loathing of microsoft, and my love of sex, I still shunned the ex-girlfriend for almost 2 days when my friend let me borrow his 360 and call of duty 2. Granted you're married, and she's a psycho that I really didn't care about. But still, I think the anecdote holds.
#19 Apr 07 2006 at 11:09 AM Rating: Good
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So the husband is home now. The day went as follows:

Smiley: blush

Hooked up the XBox 360.

Picked up kids.

Smiley: blush

Quality time with the kids.

He played Condemned on the 360 until the wee hours of the morning.

Smiley: blush

Smiley: blush

Thanks all! And all of you were right, I came before the 360 got turned on (puns definitely intended).
#20 Apr 07 2006 at 11:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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Every time a woman gets an ******, an angel gets his wings. Congrats!
#21 Apr 07 2006 at 1:30 PM Rating: Good
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scubamage wrote:
Despite my loathing of microsoft, and my love of sex, I still shunned the ex-girlfriend for almost 2 days when my friend let me borrow his 360 and call of duty 2. Granted you're married, and she's a psycho that I really didn't care about. But still, I think the anecdote holds.


Did she go psycho because of the 360? There's a story there...
#22 Apr 07 2006 at 1:42 PM Rating: Decent
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
So the husband is home now. The day went as follows:

Smiley: blush

Hooked up the XBox 360.

Picked up kids.

Smiley: blush

Quality time with the kids.

He played Condemned on the 360 until the wee hours of the morning.

Smiley: blush

Smiley: blush

Thanks all! And all of you were right, I came before the 360 got turned on (puns definitely intended).


gratz *smiles*
#23 Apr 07 2006 at 2:53 PM Rating: Good
Thumbelyna..the avatars...you have a shoe fetsh or sapphic foot thing going on? Inquring minds want to know and see pictures if applicable.

Oh and congrats on getting the hubby back! Im sure as shiat he is glad to be home!
#24 Apr 07 2006 at 3:01 PM Rating: Good
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Soracloud, King of Bards wrote:
Thumbelyna..the avatars...you have a shoe fetsh or sapphic foot thing going on? Inquring minds want to know and see pictures if applicable.

Oh and congrats on getting the hubby back! Im sure as shiat he is glad to be home!


Thanks about hubby coming back, and nope, don't have a shoe fetish or a sapphic foot thing. I just like the shoes.
#25 Apr 07 2006 at 3:33 PM Rating: Good
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Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
Thanks about hubby coming back, and nope, don't have a shoe fetish or a sapphic foot thing. I just like the shoes.

I am TOTALLY down for a shoe av theme.
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