I read this and I laughed pretty hard. Anyone anywhere near my age will get this.
http://espn.go.com/page2/movies/s/simmons/020830.html
Its about the karate kid.
Edited, Sun Apr 2 08:55:27 2006 by Tacosid
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I'm old enough to remember the Karate Kid, Hell part 3 was on the other day and I watched it. Cheese at its best. The article is well written but I read halfway down the page without a single chuckle so I gave.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Ok now I feel old. I remember each and every one of those movies.
I remeber I, II, & VI. I don't recall having ever seen 3.
Doesn't look like I missed anything.
Doesn't look like I missed anything.
"The Rich are there to take all of the money & pay none of the taxes, the middle class is there to do all the work and pay all the taxes, and the poor are there to scare the crap out of the middle class." -George Carlin
omg I remember that D:
I am 5 years older now that I have looked at this
I am 5 years older now that I have looked at this
I never watched KK 2,3 or 4. I spent those hours ************* which is far more productive than watching movie producers **********.
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"Mr. Miyagi, you're more important than college, you're more important than anything to me."
(Yup ... this was the point in the trilogy in which the Daniel-Miyagi relationship could officially be described as "a little uncomfortable.")
(Yup ... this was the point in the trilogy in which the Daniel-Miyagi relationship could officially be described as "a little uncomfortable.")
From the girl's point of view, Ralph Macchio was the best looking thing. Every girl fell in love with this adorable loser.
Thumbelyna the Hand wrote:
From the girl's point of view, Ralph Macchio was the best looking thing. Every girl fell in love with this adorable loser.
Yeah, "adorable loser" has been my main winning point for years now. Unfortunately it han't won me much.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Quote:
exchange between me and the guy answering phones at my local Hollywood Video store:
Me: "Hey, I was wondering if you guys had "Karate Kid II" in?"
Guy: (Dead silence)
Me: "You know, the sequel to 'Karate Kid'?"
Guy (a little frightened): "Um, yeah, we do."
Me: "Great, I'm coming down right now to pick it up."
Guy (picking up his other phone to alert local police): "Sure."
Me: "Hey, I was wondering if you guys had "Karate Kid II" in?"
Guy: (Dead silence)
Me: "You know, the sequel to 'Karate Kid'?"
Guy (a little frightened): "Um, yeah, we do."
Me: "Great, I'm coming down right now to pick it up."
Guy (picking up his other phone to alert local police): "Sure."
Kelvyquayo wrote:
Quote:
exchange between me and the guy answering phones at my local Hollywood Video store:
Me: "Hey, I was wondering if you guys had "Karate Kid II" in?"
Guy: (Dead silence)
Me: "You know, the sequel to 'Karate Kid'?"
Guy (a little frightened): "Um, yeah, we do."
Me: "Great, I'm coming down right now to pick it up."
Guy (picking up his other phone to alert local police): "Sure."
Me: "Hey, I was wondering if you guys had "Karate Kid II" in?"
Guy: (Dead silence)
Me: "You know, the sequel to 'Karate Kid'?"
Guy (a little frightened): "Um, yeah, we do."
Me: "Great, I'm coming down right now to pick it up."
Guy (picking up his other phone to alert local police): "Sure."
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"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Quote:
exchange between me and the guy answering phones at my local Hollywood Video store:
Me: "Hey, I was wondering if you guys had "Karate Kid II" in?"
Guy: (Dead silence)
Me: "You know, the sequel to 'Karate Kid'?"
Guy (a little frightened): "Um, yeah, we do."
Me: "Great, I'm coming down right now to pick it up."
Guy (picking up his other phone to alert local police): "Sure."
Me: "Hey, I was wondering if you guys had "Karate Kid II" in?"
Guy: (Dead silence)
Me: "You know, the sequel to 'Karate Kid'?"
Guy (a little frightened): "Um, yeah, we do."
Me: "Great, I'm coming down right now to pick it up."
Guy (picking up his other phone to alert local police): "Sure."
OMG I have no idea but this made me laugh so hard i was
, I just showed it to my brother who then phoned the local video store and re-enacted it. I pratically pissed myself.
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