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#27 Mar 29 2006 at 11:14 PM Rating: Default
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Amen. When you can go back to sleep after, it rocks. Then just wash, rinse, repeat till you start chafing.


lmfao!
#28 Mar 30 2006 at 9:09 AM Rating: Excellent
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During a recorded phone call on March 11, the man admitted to having sex with her and taking nude photos of her while she was sleeping, the affidavit states.


Creeeeeeeepy. It may sound funny, but I can't imagine going to bed every night not knowing if I would be sexually assaulted in my sleep...or wondering if the person that I'm supposed to be able to trust is going to take nude photos of me (for what purpose?). How miserable and scary, ugh. I don't think anyone should be expected to "go along with it" just because they're married, and what kind of a breach of trust and confidence would it be if you weren't in the mood and said "no, I'm too tired" and so the other person just waited until you were asleep? Super gross in my opinion.

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#29 Mar 30 2006 at 9:51 AM Rating: Decent
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Yea, that guy is a 10 on the creep-me-out scale.

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Not sure how I'd feel if I woke up to a woman giving me a blow-job.

Awesome.

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...sex is the best in the morning...


It is because people reach thier sexual peaks in the morning, not at night. Has to do with the circadian rhythms and such. (How the hell can I spell circadian right on the first try, but not rhythms...) Either that, or add one more teacher to the list of those talking out of thier ***. I cannot find a website that supports that theory at the time, and I also do not have access to my psych book.
#30 Mar 30 2006 at 11:03 AM Rating: Good
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Nexa wrote:
Creeeeeeeepy. It may sound funny, but I can't imagine going to bed every night not knowing if I would be sexually assaulted in my sleep...or wondering if the person that I'm supposed to be able to trust is going to take nude photos of me (for what purpose?). How miserable and scary, ugh. I don't think anyone should be expected to "go along with it" just because they're married, and what kind of a breach of trust and confidence would it be if you weren't in the mood and said "no, I'm too tired" and so the other person just waited until you were asleep? Super gross in my opinion.

Prude.
#31 Mar 30 2006 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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I think most of us have been "woken up" a time or two. And sometimes it's really nice. (sometimes you're just too damn sleepy, though). But I think if my husband was taking pictures of me while I slept, or was constantly trying to have sex while I'm unconscious, yeah - that's pretty creepy.

Anyway, I have no problems posing while I'm awake!
#32 Mar 30 2006 at 11:23 AM Rating: Excellent
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I think most of us have been "woken up" a time or two. And sometimes it's really nice. (sometimes you're just too damn sleepy, though). But I think if my husband was taking pictures of me while I slept, or was constantly trying to have sex while I'm unconscious, yeah - that's pretty creepy.

Anyway, I have no problems posing while I'm awake!


Sure, being woken up is fine if you're cool with it, but if someone tries it, and you're like "Hey, that's really not my thing and I don't want you touching me without my permission" and then the other person *keeps doing it*, yucky. It then passes from the realm of "innocent blunder" to not only being disrespectful and sleezy, but in my opinion, mentally unsound.

I had an ex that I used to wake up to on occasion, and I expressed my disdain for the behavior. He insisted that he too was asleep when he "made his move" and that it must be some sort of active dreaming thing because he was horny. I told him to jerk off more during the day or sleep on the couch.

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#33 Mar 30 2006 at 11:46 AM Rating: Good
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I told him to jerk off more during the day or sleep on the couch.
Nexa


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#34 Mar 30 2006 at 11:59 AM Rating: Excellent
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#35 Mar 30 2006 at 1:03 PM Rating: Decent
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He insisted that he too was asleep when he "made his move" and that it must be some sort of active dreaming thing because he was horny.


Sexsomnia is what they are calling it.
#36 Mar 30 2006 at 2:04 PM Rating: Excellent
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Professor CrescentFresh wrote:

Sexsomnia is what they are calling it.


He could call it whatever he wanted, he was still just a dirty pervert. I guess he was sleep walking when his next girlfriend caught him stealing her underwear when he came to visit.

bleh.

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#37 Mar 30 2006 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
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I guess he was sleep walking when his next girlfriend caught him stealing her underwear when he came to visit.


Sounds like he was a catch! How'd you let that one get away??
#38 Mar 30 2006 at 2:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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I guess he was sleep walking when his next girlfriend caught him stealing her underwear when he came to visit.
If she'd have done my laundry like she was asked, I wouldn't have been in such need of clean underwear.
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#39 Mar 30 2006 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
I miss you, Nexa.
#40 Mar 30 2006 at 2:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sounds like he was a catch! How'd you let that one get away??


Yeah, that's another thing...this "disorder" only suddenly developed after we had been together for like a year and a half. The night we broke up, broken-hearted as he was (cried for like 2 hours), he tried to convince me to have a threesome with some girl he had met at the bar.

They're still together..pervert and bar girl, 5 years later...I guess she must have just come to terms with it.

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#41 Mar 30 2006 at 2:11 PM Rating: Excellent
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If she'd have done my laundry like she was asked, I wouldn't have been in such need of clean underwear.


LOL, it would have been *SO* much less creepy had it been clean underwear.

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#42 Mar 30 2006 at 2:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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I miss you, Nexa.


Aww, you know you're the only pervert I have room for in my...life, baby!

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#43 Mar 30 2006 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
Sweet talk as much as you like, it's too late. I'm keeping the panties.
#44 Mar 30 2006 at 5:31 PM Rating: Decent
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Nexa wrote:
Jophiel wrote:
If she'd have done my laundry like she was asked, I wouldn't have been in such need of clean underwear.


LOL, it would have been *SO* much less creepy had it been clean underwear.

Nexa


[:vomit:]

#45 Mar 30 2006 at 5:34 PM Rating: Good
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fenderputy the Shady wrote:

[:vomit:]

I just assumed it wasn't clean underwear, or he would have just gone to Wal-Mart.
#46 Mar 30 2006 at 5:41 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
fenderputy the Shady wrote:

[:vomit:]

I just assumed it wasn't clean underwear, or he would have just gone to Wal-Mart.


Meh ... the lines at Wal-Mart are rericharduless.

#47 Mar 30 2006 at 5:43 PM Rating: Decent
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fenderputy the Shady wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
fenderputy the Shady wrote:

[:vomit:]

I just assumed it wasn't clean underwear, or he would have just gone to Wal-Mart.


Meh ... the lines at Wal-Mart are rericharduless.


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#48 Mar 30 2006 at 8:26 PM Rating: Default
lol this is funny cause my girl wants me to that to her
#49 Mar 30 2006 at 11:32 PM Rating: Good
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lol this is funny cause my girl wants me to that to her


Yeah. Right. We believe you have a girlfriend.

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#51 Mar 31 2006 at 6:43 AM Rating: Decent
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This is some bullsh*t, f*cking crakkaz at capital hill @#%^ed everything all up. F*ck American--can't even rape YOU OWN WIFe, that's some bullsh*t.


I was praying that somewhere among all your Shit posts there would be a gem somewhere. I believe I just found it.
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