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#1 Mar 20 2006 at 12:23 PM Rating: Decent
when you mix Aegis with a Smiley: goat

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Leggy lamb : Belgian grower Maurice Peeters holds a six-leg lamb a day after its birth. The lamb cannot walk and has to be specially fed. A veterinary surgeon who examined it was reported as saying he would consider amputating the two superfluous legs if it managed to survive beyond a week.


What did you and Mrs. Goat decide to name the little guy?



(Just pretend sheep and goats are the same thing)



Edited, Mon Mar 20 12:27:36 2006 by Elderon
#2 Mar 20 2006 at 12:25 PM Rating: Good
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So now that's in my head
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#3 Mar 20 2006 at 12:27 PM Rating: Decent
...shut the f'uck up Donny!

And now that's stuck in my head.

Edited, Mon Mar 20 12:28:08 2006 by allenjj
#4 Mar 20 2006 at 12:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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We named him Elderon.
#5 Mar 20 2006 at 12:32 PM Rating: Good
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We named him Elderon.
Smiley: inlove
#6 Mar 20 2006 at 12:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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So, anyway, what's the deal with special veterinary surgery? I mean, cool, it has six legs but when you're done you'll have a four legged lamb. If you could keep it as a six-legged sheep you could say "Hey, I have a six-legged sheep." Now you'd just say "I have a four legged sheep that cost me $8k in special surgery."

It's livestock. It was born to become either a source of wool or someone's Easter dinner. I can't imagine a way that surgery would be an economic gain over its value as wool or meat. Stuff the mutant and put it up on the fireplace mantle and use the surgery money to buy a new lamb without extra parts.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
#7 Mar 20 2006 at 12:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe the vet wants lamb chops for dinner.
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#8 Mar 20 2006 at 12:53 PM Rating: Good
Just think, that's two extra drumsticks at the Easter table.

This could be some kind of niche market.
#9 Mar 20 2006 at 2:03 PM Rating: Good
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evolutionary hiccups and growth hormones, working together for a brighter tomorrow

Edited, Mon Mar 20 15:34:51 2006 by Ferrish
#10 Mar 20 2006 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
Where can I get these "groth" hormones? I'd like to inject them into a cat and see what happens. Do you get them from here?
#11 Mar 20 2006 at 2:54 PM Rating: Decent
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Jophiel wrote:
...when you fu[Cyan][/Cyan]ck a stranger in the ***!!



So now that's in my head


When they showed the movie on Comedy Central (or was it TBS?) they did some serious editing to that scene. Weirdest editing ever, too.

John Goodman is smashing the car, and screaming at the kid:

"Do you see?! This is what happens when you take a stranger to the Alps!!"


On another note, this is the second time in a few weeks that I have responded to Joph after he mentions the Big Lebowski.
#12 Mar 20 2006 at 3:31 PM Rating: Decent
Jophiel wrote:
...when you fu[Cyan][/Cyan]ck a stranger in the ***!!



So now that's in my head

First thing I thought of too. Pity too, this thread would've been much more interesting.
#13 Mar 20 2006 at 3:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Elderon the Wise wrote:
Where can I get these "groth" hormones? I'd like to inject them into a cat and see what happens. Do you get them from here?


just wouldn't be a forum post of mine without some retarded spelling mistake.

>.<
#14 Mar 20 2006 at 3:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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John Goodman is smashing the car, and screaming at the kid:

"Do you see?! This is what happens when you take a stranger to the Alps!!"


Smiley: laugh

Makes it worthwhile, sometimes, watching edit-dubbed movies. The combinations they come up with are so surreal.
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#15 Mar 20 2006 at 4:08 PM Rating: Good
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"Do you see?! This is what happens when you take a stranger to the Alps!!"



NWS, but amusing:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=grGrN_nuWg8
#16 Mar 20 2006 at 4:21 PM Rating: Decent
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"Do you see?! This is what happens when you take a stranger to the Alps!!"



NWS, but amusing:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=grGrN_nuWg8


LMAO, especially at the banjo player.
#17 Mar 20 2006 at 5:05 PM Rating: Good
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Samira wrote:
Maybe the vet wants lamb chops for dinner.

Or maybe he wants to keep the other lambs from leaving them out of their lamb games.
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