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#1 Mar 09 2006 at 1:30 PM Rating: Sub-Default
Hey guys i went to the fight (Tuesday)I went alone (going alone intimidates people somtimes). So i walk in the gym and the class is practicing "pushing hands" and the sifu walks up to me and is very nice and friendly. I shake his hand and tell him im here to fight a student. The student (who is a grown a$$ man by the way and about a foot and a half taller Im 5'6)walks in acting very innocent, yet a little cocky. The sifu tells me about how bad i need to start taking martial arts again. I ignore him and ask the guy if we are still gonna fight. After a bunch of bsing around with the student and teacher who are trying to make the student look intimidating (i drinked some bourbon before i walked in, crown royal flask ftw!)i finally told the sifu and student that martial arts have to be practiced for years for it to be practical to the streets ( or anywhere) and im not coming back because i would rather shoot sombody and be over with it. Well as i was about to leave the student offered his left hand(for a handshake, like i gave a damn). So when my left touched his i grabbed his hand, pull him real fast, then headbutted him in the nose. He fell down (he was a bleeder..bad bleeder) and was shouting and cussing. I told him, their are no rules outside the dojo (basketball gym), you should expect the unexpected. As i slowly walked to the door, the teacher lectured the class about what i said (it was actually very positive what he said) and as i opened the door...i told him Allakhazam is next. (when i said that i couldnt help but laugh had to stay in car till the bourbon wore off lol). So..did i do the right thing? whats your impressions?
#2 Mar 09 2006 at 1:32 PM Rating: Good
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whats your impressions?

Your an moran.
#3 Mar 09 2006 at 1:32 PM Rating: Decent
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#4 Mar 09 2006 at 1:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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Sucks when your mom wakes you up to get ready for school just at the best part, doesn't it?
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#5 Mar 09 2006 at 1:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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#6 Mar 09 2006 at 1:35 PM Rating: Decent
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#7 Mar 09 2006 at 1:35 PM Rating: Good
Samira wrote:
Sucks when your mom wakes you up to get ready for school just at the best part, doesn't it?


Smiley: lol
#8 Mar 09 2006 at 1:38 PM Rating: Default
haha why would i be a moron? The guys sat there in a church and told me to meet him at the gym where they practice at fight...and i delivered.
#9 Mar 09 2006 at 1:39 PM Rating: Excellent
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#10 Mar 09 2006 at 1:40 PM Rating: Good
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haha why would i be a moron?
I just deliver the facts.
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PM Moe and ask him to tell you all about his dojo, and make sure to say in detail. Tell him you want to know everything, then come back in a couple months.
#12 Mar 09 2006 at 1:40 PM Rating: Good
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Your an moran.


I concur.
#13 Mar 09 2006 at 1:42 PM Rating: Default
sorry put fight instead of night...also Eld..how can you call me a moron when you cant spell? Would you guys had headbutted him?
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I would have called in my ninjas.
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#15 Mar 09 2006 at 1:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Haven't we heard this before? You need to grab your nine and bust a cap in the fool's ***!
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#17 Mar 09 2006 at 1:50 PM Rating: Default
lol if i had been outside and had a gun (never owned one or shot one lol) i probaly would have! But i think i taught him a valuable lesson. Sorry doesnt always cut it in the real world.
#18 Mar 09 2006 at 1:52 PM Rating: Decent
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also Eld..how can you call me a moron when you cant spell?


Smiley: laugh

Moran.
#19 Mar 09 2006 at 1:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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How about a crossbow then or a blowgun?

What kind of pansy martial arts do you take that doesn't teach you how to run around all ninja-style with a blowgun and poison darts?

Pus[Darkblue][/Darkblue]sy.
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#20 Mar 09 2006 at 2:05 PM Rating: Good
There was this gang that tried to recruit me because I'm pretty good with a bo-staff...
#21 Mar 09 2006 at 2:07 PM Rating: Default
lol wint..the style is shoalin and a couple of other styles of kung-fu
#22 Mar 09 2006 at 2:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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Like those dudes in Mortal Kombat?

Did you punch him so hard that his skeleton flew out of his back and he collapsed into a pile of goo?
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#23 Mar 09 2006 at 2:13 PM Rating: Decent
No dude, he froze him with ice blasts and shattered the dude's body into icy bits.
#24 Mar 09 2006 at 2:24 PM Rating: Decent
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No, I'm pretty sure he turned into a dragon and ate the guy.
#25 Mar 09 2006 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
This thread tastes like runkly burning.
#26 Mar 09 2006 at 6:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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Jophiel wrote:
I spent the summer in Alaska with my cousin, hunting wolverines.

Did you shoot any?

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