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#1 Mar 07 2006 at 4:00 PM Rating: Good
I won a bajillion dollars!

E-Mail just got sent to me confirming that I am rich. I guess that Bill Gates chain letter from 10 years ago finally paid off!

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CONGRATULATIONS!!!YOUR EMAIL ID HAS WON 500.000:00 USD.

MICROSOFT/STAATSLOTERIJ EMAIL PROMOTION INTERNATIONAL
FROM:INTERNATIONAL PROMOTION/PRIZE AWARD.
PROMOTING INTERNET USAGE OVER THE GLOBE
(MICROSOFT ENCOURAGE GLOBALIZATION)

Dear Sir / Madam,

We are happy to inform you that you have emerged a winner under the second Category,This is part of our promotional draws. The draws are being officially announced today 7th of March 2006. Participants were selected through a computer ballot system drawn from 2,500,000 email addresses of individuals and companies from Africa, America, Asia,Australia,Europe, Middle East, and Oceania as part of our International Promotions Program.

Your e-mail address, attached to ticket number 50941465206-529, with serial number 5772-54 drew the lucky numbers 3-4-17-28-35-44 and consequently won in the Second Category.
You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of 500.000.00 (Five Hundred ThousandDollors), which is the winning payout for Category B winners. This is from the total prize money from 2,000,000 shared among the 2 winners in this category .

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

Your fund is now deposited with the paying Bank.In your best interest to aviod mix up of numbers and names of any kind, we request that you keep the entire details of your award strictly confidential until the process of transferring your won prize has been completed, and your funds remitted to your account.

To file for your claim,please contact the fiduciary agent.

Mr Phelp Grant Mrs Cheryl Klein Huis
NETPOINT CLAIM MANAGEMENT SERVICES.
(Claims undewriter, Claims assessor,Claims adjustor,claim negotiator)
TEL/ 0031-6-2203-4830.
FAX/ 0031-84-712-7437.
Email: microsoftstaats@netscape.net

You are advised to contact the agents by email or Fax
N.B: Remember to quote these numbers in your correspondence with your claims agent.
REFERENCE NUMBER: LSLUK/2031/8161/04,BATCH NUMBER: 14/011/IPD
Congratulations once again from all our staff.

Sincerely Yours,

Iries Van Guus
Lottery Coordinator.




I will now bid you all a fond farewell as I drive into the sunset waving my money full fists in the air!


how dumb do they think people are?
#2 Mar 07 2006 at 4:02 PM Rating: Good
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Soracloud, King of Bards wrote:
I will now bid you all a fond farewell as I drive into the sunset waving my money full fists in the air!

Wait a cotton-pickin' minute!!!

What exactly are you using to drive? Smiley: dubious
#3 Mar 07 2006 at 4:03 PM Rating: Decent
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Five Hundred ThousandDollors


Damn...that's a crap load of maney!
#4 Mar 07 2006 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
Soracloud, King of Bards wrote:
I will now bid you all a fond farewell as I drive into the sunset waving my money full fists in the air!

Wait a cotton-pickin' minute!!!

What exactly are you using to drive? Smiley: dubious


my first investment Smiley: wink
#5 Mar 07 2006 at 4:05 PM Rating: Excellent
Will swallow your soul
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Email: microsoftstaats@netscape.net


Smiley: dubious
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In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

#6 Mar 07 2006 at 4:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Gold PLZ!
#7 Mar 07 2006 at 4:17 PM Rating: Default
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its a big company never said they would spend money lol they using netscape cause they too damned money happy to pay for their own provider :)


GOLD PREEZ!
#8 Mar 07 2006 at 4:23 PM Rating: Decent
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its a big company never said they would spend money lol they using netscape cause they too damned money happy to pay for their own provider :)


GOLD PREEZ!



Go fUck yourself.
#9 Mar 07 2006 at 4:32 PM Rating: Decent
You took too long, Hahaha, I already emailed by Bank account information in with your reference number. Now all I have to do is wait for my riches to be deposited.

I will reply back once I am in Mexico sitting on the beach drinking my Corona later tonight!

sucker, I cannot believe he posted his winning reference number on a public forum!
#10 Mar 08 2006 at 2:11 PM Rating: Decent
This is bullsh*t, my bank account is cleaned out. I have 0 left in Savings now. I cannot believe you lured me into this viscious trap, and to think I almost had enough cash saved for the DSD blow up doll!

Now all I can do is go cry in a corner, but not even my own corner, I do not have anything left to afford my own corner.

Anyone have a corner I can borrow?
#11 Mar 08 2006 at 3:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Sincerely Yours,

Iries Van Guus
Lottery Coordinator.


Smiley: lol
#12 Mar 08 2006 at 3:33 PM Rating: Decent
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This is bullsh*t, my bank account is cleaned out. I have 0 left in Savings now. I cannot believe you lured me into this viscious trap, and to think I almost had enough cash saved for the DSD blow up doll!


I can loan you the $3.95 if you promise to pay me back.
#13 Mar 08 2006 at 3:39 PM Rating: Decent
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NephthysWanderer the Charming wrote:
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This is bullsh*t, my bank account is cleaned out. I have 0 left in Savings now. I cannot believe you lured me into this viscious trap, and to think I almost had enough cash saved for the DSD blow up doll!


I can loan you mine if you promise to patch up any holes with ducttape.


FTFY
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