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Nobby wrote:
Kelvyquayo, Eater of Souls wrote:
So before you start freaking out about rug burn and make a late night trip to Wal-Greens for some KY, just try a little mouth juice, it's perfectly natural.
If you're a real man, by the time you're within 5 feet they're already leaving a slug trail.
Just sayin'
Nobby wrote:
Kelvyquayo, Eater of Souls wrote:
So before you start freaking out about rug burn and make a late night trip to Wal-Greens for some KY, just try a little mouth juice, it's perfectly natural.
If you're a real man, by the time you're within 5 feet they're already leaving a slug trail.
Just sayin'
Nobby, I'm a little lost actually- if they're still talking about **** (they aren't being too explicit about it and that is where we started), then, well, I'm not so sure I'd want a slug trail from that *******.....
Otherwise, whatever happened to foreplay? If she's not in gear for it, but still says she's in the mood, get her into the proper gear like you're supposed to. Shifting from 1st to 5th is never a good thing.
Althrun the Silent wrote:
Nobby, I'm a little lost actually- if they're still talking about ****
Althrun the Silent wrote:
Otherwise, whatever happened to foreplay?
Foreplay = "Oi! Car! Car-Park! Now!"
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
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Otherwise, whatever happened to foreplay? If she's not in gear for it, but still says she's in the mood, get her into the proper gear like you're supposed to. Shifting from 1st to 5th is never a good thing.
That's what I'm sayin'.
Unless you're with women who are (for some reason) medically unable to self-lubricate, there shouldn't be a reason to need the artificial stuff.
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If she's not in gear for it, but still says she's in the mood, get her into the proper gear like you're supposed to.
there is somthing to be said about some of the more preferred methods of applications of the substance.
big differneces between gently applying the saliva with various flexible oral appendages, and simply hocking one 'down there'.
Yup, and then of course spit doesn't taste as unpleasant when your sub sucks it out after you've 'finished'. the KY leaves an icky feeling in her mouth, she's told me.
This thread is #12 and Bhodi is a ****.
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Totes wrote:
This thread is #12 and Bhodi is a ****.
/huggles with a complementary finger in the ***
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Week 10, Box Office Ranking #8, Domestic Gross: $66.5 mil, Budget: $14 mil
Just thought I'd share that for those who claimed the movie would be on DVD within a week of its release
Just thought I'd share that for those who claimed the movie would be on DVD within a week of its release
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I still haven't seen it. I live in conservative middle Georgia; the movie is SUPPOSED to be playing at the local cinema but the management is boycotting it on ethical grounds. I'm going to have to go to Atlanta to see it. And when I do, I'm supposed to be taking my roommate's mom with me. She wants to see it, but my roommate is too much of a breeder to go with her and his girlfriend refuses to see it until she sees "Memoirs of a Geisha". So, my boyfriend and I are planning on driving to Atlanta this weekend and we're taking my roommate's mom with us. Should be fun, Mrs. King is awesome and she's gonna be drooling on Heath Ledger just as much as the boyfriend and me. 
So someone makes a movie about two homosexual cowboys having sex in the forest and it then becomes an open subject for intellectual debate?
Pardon my European ignorance, but why do you people proclaim yourself as the innovators of numerous social reforms considering the fact you're so fundamentally retarded regarding issues of gay marriage and social equality in general?
Pardon my European ignorance, but why do you people proclaim yourself as the innovators of numerous social reforms considering the fact you're so fundamentally retarded regarding issues of gay marriage and social equality in general?
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Pardon my European ignorance, but why do you people proclaim yourself as the innovators of numerous social reforms considering the fact you're so fundamentally retarded regarding issues of gay marriage and social equality in general?
Because we have bigger *****?
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Meeko wrote:
Pardon my European ignorance, but why do you people proclaim yourself as the innovators of numerous social reforms considering the fact you're so fundamentally retarded regarding issues of gay marriage and social equality in general?
Who are the "you people", dumbass?
Canada has legal gay marriage. Though, now that Harper is in, it may not be for long.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Meeko wrote:
Pardon my European ignorance, but why do you people proclaim yourself as the innovators of numerous social reforms considering the fact you're so fundamentally retarded regarding issues of gay marriage and social equality in general?
Who are the "you people", dumbass?
Canada has legal gay marriage. Though, now that Harper is in, it may not be for long.
From what I hear due to his very slim minority govt that he will put it up for vote but it probably will stay. That way he can tell conservatives "hey I tried".
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He scares me. He looks like a cyborg.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Less that he is a cyborg and more that he is dead inside.
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bodhisattva wrote:
So the movie is a set up of some zionist type gay conspiracy to futher the homosexual agenda or what? What is your problem with the movie?
No, nothing personal, it's a lot more fun to argue from the hypothetical. How would one maintain wood during brokeback mountain even if recieving a BJ from their girlfriend whilst in the theatre?
Either way, you lose out. Nothing good can come of such a situation or exposing yourself to the possibility therein. Heath Ledger is a good actor, btw.
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the movie is SUPPOSED to be playing at the local cinema but the management is boycotting it on ethical grounds.
Shooting people in the face, head, and neck: cool
Mr. Douglas forcing sex on Madonna: cool
Dudes having teh buttseks: not cool
Got it. God Bless hillbilly bible thumpers. Shame so many of them are closet self hating homos.
Lefien, don't watch the movie. Seriously, you might catch teh ghey or learn something, both very dangerous.
I'm scared of catching teh learn something!
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Lefien, don't watch the movie. Seriously, you might catch teh ghey or learn something, both very dangerous.
Laughable.
The guy is a mark against American post secondary education.
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bodhisattva wrote:
Jacobsdeception the Sly wrote:
Lefien, don't watch the movie. Seriously, you might catch teh ghey or learn something, both very dangerous.
Laughable.
The guy is a mark against American post secondary education.
Knock it off Bhodi!
You've been ignoring my posts for damn near a year now, don't start with all this quoting me ********* I'm just here to post filler damnit.
Someguy wrote:
I'm just here to post filler damnit.
Your opinion of the quality of your posts is too high.
Edited, Tue Feb 14 11:19:02 2006 by bodhisattva
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I'd post a comment on how gay that movie is, but I'm too busy looking at Lefein's avatar.
Good gay and bad gay, eh?
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