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#1 Feb 11 2006 at 7:23 PM Rating: Good
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Good flick.

The entire set up is brilliant. Two cowboys on a mountain, you know the whole ***** thing was coming but when it hits its so graphic and right there that its repulsive. To give an example Heath licks his hand and rubs himself down to spare Jake a rough insert [:f[b][/b]uckingshudder:].

From there they humanize the characters and homosexuality. Its pretty easy to breakdown what they were getting at such as all the sex happened out in the woods, trying to link it to a natural act etc. It doesnt fall for any movie cliches.

It was something different and not at all what I expected.


Edited, Sat Feb 11 19:26:26 2006 by bodhisattva
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#2 Feb 11 2006 at 7:33 PM Rating: Default
It wouldn't be as disturbing if they weren't cheating on their wives. But thats just me...
#3 Feb 11 2006 at 8:21 PM Rating: Decent
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#4 Feb 11 2006 at 9:19 PM Rating: Good
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Oh fu[/b]ck it, you aren't even worth the fixing for a small moment of humor.
#5 Feb 11 2006 at 11:44 PM Rating: Good
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You know it.

How you doin?

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#6 Feb 12 2006 at 1:04 AM Rating: Good


I thought it was alright. Also not what I expected. I was in a movie sort of mood and watched Munich, Capote, and Brokeback Mountain all last weekend. It was good, but it was my least favorite out of the three. I will say Heath Ledger was awesome.

I agree, the initial sex scene does make you sort of uncomfortable.
#7 Feb 12 2006 at 2:19 PM Rating: Decent
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You watched this on purpose?

Or like me did you think it was Madagascar 2?
#8 Feb 12 2006 at 3:52 PM Rating: Default
Sir Exodus wrote:
Codyy da Basher wrote:




Oh fu[/b]ck it, you aren't even worth the fixing for a small moment of humor.


Damn right.
#9 Feb 13 2006 at 9:58 AM Rating: Good
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I can't imagine that licking your hand and rubbing it on yourself makes it any easier on a female hole as opposed to a male one, but maybe that's just me. The entire movie was heartbreaking, because it makes you wonder about all the what-ifs. If the men had met and fallen in love in a different kind of world, they may have had a long, exclusive, and happy union. Instead they compromised their own lives, and that of their wives and children to enable them to find some sort of happiness, even if it was fleeting and ultimately unsatisfactory when they did.
#10 Feb 13 2006 at 12:16 PM Rating: Default
This post only further encourages me NOT to watch the movie.
#11 Feb 13 2006 at 12:38 PM Rating: Decent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I can't imagine that licking your hand and rubbing it on yourself makes it any easier on a female hole as opposed to a male one, but maybe that's just me. The entire movie was heartbreaking, because it makes you wonder about all the what-ifs. If the men had met and fallen in love in a different kind of world, they may have had a long, exclusive, and happy union. Instead they compromised their own lives, and that of their wives and children to enable them to find some sort of happiness, even if it was fleeting and ultimately unsatisfactory when they did.



Beautifully put AF.

I think watching the movie in an audience was an experience unto itself. I went to the matinee with the girlfriend and the theatre had about 20-30 people in there. Mostly 40+ years old. The crowd reaction during the sex scene or when Heath comes back from his first "Fishing Trip" and the wife knows. There was a lot of crowd reaction of the "uncomfortably awkward kind" but there were also a lot of moments where the crowd laughed at a joke or you could tell they were really into the moment. Very cool overall.

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#12 Feb 13 2006 at 12:41 PM Rating: Decent
Brokeback Mountain, the only movie your girlfriend can give you head in the theatre and you're STILL gay for watching it.

You couldn't drag me in to the theatre to watch that BS Hollywood agenda prosletyzing sack of shi[/u]t movie if you paid me!
#13 Feb 13 2006 at 12:44 PM Rating: Good
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How does watching a movie about homosexuality bring ones own sexuality into question?


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#14 Feb 13 2006 at 12:49 PM Rating: Decent
The joke was the idea of watching two guys getting it on while your **** is in your chicks mouth and the ability to maintain wood.

Quite a conundrum I would think.
#15 Feb 13 2006 at 12:52 PM Rating: Good
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Lets skip the obvious hypothetical.

So the movie is a set up of some zionist type gay conspiracy to futher the homosexual agenda or what? What is your problem with the movie?




Edited, Mon Feb 13 12:54:07 2006 by bodhisattva
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#16 Feb 13 2006 at 1:14 PM Rating: Good
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I can't imagine that licking your hand and rubbing it on yourself makes it any easier on a female hole as opposed to a male one


Can't speak for the lubing up of the man holes, but spit is actually a decent lubricant if you're without the synthetic stuff.

Trust me, I know these things.
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#17 Feb 13 2006 at 1:19 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Omegavegeta wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I can't imagine that licking your hand and rubbing it on yourself makes it any easier on a female hole as opposed to a male one


Can't speak for the lubing up of the man holes, but spit is actually a decent lubricant if you're without the synthetic stuff.

Trust me, I know these things.


Smiley: dubious
#18 Feb 13 2006 at 1:22 PM Rating: Good
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Sir Exodus wrote:
The One and Only Omegavegeta wrote:
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I can't imagine that licking your hand and rubbing it on yourself makes it any easier on a female hole as opposed to a male one


Can't speak for the lubing up of the man holes, but spit is actually a decent lubricant if you're without the synthetic stuff.

Trust me, I know these things.


Smiley: dubious


Smiley: dubious

Seconded
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#19 Feb 13 2006 at 1:25 PM Rating: Decent
bodhisattva wrote:
Lets skip the obvious hypothetical.

So the movie is a set up of some zionist type gay conspiracy to futher the homosexual agenda or what? What is your problem with the movie?




Edited, Mon Feb 13 12:54:07 2006 by bodhisattva



Everything is a zionist type gay conspiracy to further the homosexual agenda. Especially those damned twist-ties on loaves of bread.




Tools of the devil I tells ya! Smiley: motz
#20 Feb 13 2006 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
Hey, ladies aren't always lubed up "naturally" beforehand, and if you're say, on a friends couch, without the foresight to bring some KY, spit can help you to ease into things...

Do I have to get more explicit, or do you get it now?
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#21 Feb 13 2006 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Omegavegeta wrote:
Hey, ladies aren't always lubed up "naturally" beforehand, and if you're say, on a friends couch, without the foresight to bring some KY, spit can help you to ease into things...

Do I have to get more explicit, or do you get it now?


Lube things up? Does your friend have a leather sofa thats all clingy or something, I hate that!


Explicit please.
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#22 Feb 13 2006 at 1:37 PM Rating: Good
There were sheets. However, the sheets were over the mattress which was covered in plastic for some reason.

We had to be very very quite.

But there had been large amounts of alcohal involved, so we really didn't care too much at that point.

Back on topic, the spit helped us accomplish our goal. Which was similar to Heath's, just an inch or so off.

Haven't seen the movie, but I thought Heath would be pitching...
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#23 Feb 13 2006 at 1:43 PM Rating: Good
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The One and Only Omegavegeta wrote:
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Back on topic, the spit helped us accomplish our goal. Which was similar to Heath's, just an inch or so off.


Your goal was to keep the sheep alive on Brokeback Mountain for Randy Quaid?

How odd!


I said EXPLICIT you Nancy!Smiley: mad
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#24 Feb 13 2006 at 1:56 PM Rating: Decent
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I always thought as well that saliva was the second best natural lube for such things, and usually just goes without saying; and I have yet to get unpleasant comments about such practices that I thought were the norm.

I'm guessing ya'll must be new to whole thingSmiley: dubious
So before you start freaking out about rug burn and make a late night trip to Wal-Greens for some KY, just try a little mouth juice, it's perfectly natural.
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#25 Feb 13 2006 at 2:00 PM Rating: Good
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Kelvyquayo, Eater of Souls wrote:
So before you start freaking out about rug burn and make a late night trip to Wal-Greens for some KY, just try a little mouth juice, it's perfectly natural.
Mehh.

If you're a real man, by the time you're within 5 feet they're already leaving a slug trail.

Just sayin'
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#26 Feb 13 2006 at 2:08 PM Rating: Good
So that's two FFXI players who have had sex before!

/em high fives Kelvy

Edited, Mon Feb 13 14:09:00 2006 by Omegavegeta
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