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#1 Jan 26 2006 at 1:14 PM Rating: Decent
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We know they were out there, we just cant remember exactly who they were. Anyone remember a decent (not sh*t troll) poster who popped in and out quicker than their karma could be bombed?
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#2 Jan 26 2006 at 1:16 PM Rating: Excellent
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I think you may have a non usless post once back in '02. That's really just more my faith in probability than anything, though.

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#3 Jan 26 2006 at 1:37 PM Rating: Default
I honestly can't think of one...
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#4 Jan 26 2006 at 1:44 PM Rating: Good
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That one is easy.


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#5 Jan 26 2006 at 1:57 PM Rating: Decent
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#6 Jan 26 2006 at 2:03 PM Rating: Decent
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#7 Jan 26 2006 at 2:07 PM Rating: Decent
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mrens! What ever happened to that fu[b][/b]cker?
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#8 Jan 26 2006 at 2:09 PM Rating: Good
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I think that one guy/girl that posted here for that short bit of time a ways back was pretty good. You know the one.
#9 Jan 26 2006 at 2:14 PM Rating: Decent
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mrens! What ever happened to that fu[b][/b]cker?



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#10 Jan 26 2006 at 2:20 PM Rating: Good
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mrens! What ever happened to that @#%^er?





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Wow, totally forgot about Mrens - I think the last I remember hearing from him was when he played EQ on FV with us - I think it was when Tacosid put out the call to join the Followers of the Stars...

Didn't he have a stalker or something? About his mom's ex-boyfriend or something? There were some hilarious threads going on at the time...
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#12 Jan 26 2006 at 2:27 PM Rating: Default
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I just started posting and im pretty sure ill get blasted but i

wont keep posting under other ppl's names even though i will

most likely piss ppl off b/c i do in real life and ppl are all

pms on the net but bring it on anyway you psychotic glue-sniffing 14 year olds/ 40 yr old virgins

338235 MrJoe 1.44 Apr 21st, 2004 - 12:03 PM 1082563187713254277 USER 6
167345 Iuedain 3.00 Jan 14th, 2005 - 2:58 PM 1105732711542319257 USER 1
482542 PringlesMan 3.00 Feb 1st, 2005 - 11:31 AM 110727557229388634 USER 6
853714 dedboyz 3.00 Jan 26th, 2006 - 1:54 PM 1138301686178642198 USER 6


Edited, Thu Jan 26 22:20:37 2006 by Kaolian
#13 Jan 26 2006 at 2:35 PM Rating: Good
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dedboyz wrote:
I just started posting and im pretty sure ill get blasted but i

wont keep posting under other ppl's names even though i will

most likely piss ppl off b/c i do in real life and ppl are all

pms on the net but bring it on anyway you psychotic glue-sniffing 14 year olds/ 40 yr old virgins
Best use of spacing ever!
#14 Jan 26 2006 at 2:40 PM Rating: Good
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dedboyz wrote:
I just started posting and im pretty sure ill get blasted but i

wont keep posting under other ppl's names even though i will

most likely piss ppl off b/c i do in real life and ppl are all

pms on the net but bring it on anyway you psychotic glue-sniffing 14 year olds/ 40 yr old virgins
Best use of spacing ever!
I think he should get a pre-emptive Dawrin award. Call it a hunch.
#15 Jan 26 2006 at 2:40 PM Rating: Decent
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I just started posting and im pretty sure ill get blasted but i

wont keep posting under other ppl's names even though i will

most likely piss ppl off b/c i do in real life and ppl are all

pms on the net but bring it on anyway you psychotic glue-sniffing 14 year olds/ 40 yr old virgins


Smiley: lol

Holy sh[b][/b]it, that's the funniest thing I've ever read on this board. Rate up for you.
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#16 Jan 26 2006 at 2:41 PM Rating: Decent
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I just started posting and im pretty sure ill get blasted but i

wont keep posting under other ppl's names even though i will

most likely piss ppl off b/c i do in real life and ppl are all

pms on the net but bring it on anyway you psychotic glue-sniffing 14 year olds/ 40 yr old virgins


Smiley: lol

Holy sh[b][/b]it, that's the funniest thing I've ever read on this board. Rate up for you.

By rate up of course you mean rate down.
#17 Jan 26 2006 at 2:42 PM Rating: Decent
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Of course. Duh.
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#18 Jan 26 2006 at 2:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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dedboyz wrote:
I just started posting and im pretty sure ill get blasted but i

wont keep posting under other ppl's names even though i will

most likely piss ppl off b/c i do in real life and ppl are all

pms on the net but bring it on anyway you psychotic glue-sniffing 14 year olds/ 40 yr old virgins


pls use more abbrv and less punctuation kkthxla~
#20 Jan 26 2006 at 3:25 PM Rating: Decent
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Nothing comes to mind.



Not even the Kenny Loggins chart-burning hit, "Danger Zone"?
#21 Jan 26 2006 at 3:30 PM Rating: Decent
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mrens! What ever happened to that fu[b][/b]cker?

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Now that you mention it, mren was a bit of a dirty rotten scoundrel.
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#22 Jan 26 2006 at 3:41 PM Rating: Good
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Qaoz

(In my mind all of his bland wannabe posts blend into one sub-default 'kthxbye')
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#23 Jan 26 2006 at 4:08 PM Rating: Decent
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I'd hit it one time, wonderfully. Maybe even twice.












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#24 Jan 26 2006 at 4:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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I'd hit it one time, wonderfully. Maybe even twice.












You know who you are.


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#25 Jan 26 2006 at 4:43 PM Rating: Good
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Where's the smiley that smokes a cigarette and lounges the afternoon away in post-coital bliss with Nadenu?


I'd buy that for a dollar a month.
#26 Jan 26 2006 at 4:57 PM Rating: Good
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Baron von Barkingturtle wrote:
Where's the smiley that smokes a cigarette and lounges the afternoon away in post-coital bliss with Nadenu?


I'd buy that for a dollar a month.
Sucker!

The going rate is $0.25 and a Bacardi Breezer
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#27 Jan 26 2006 at 4:59 PM Rating: Excellent
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That one is easy.


Tacosid.


Bah. I have over four thousand posts and more than 3900 great ones. You on the other hand have 5000 plus posts and I am not sure I know who you are.

While It is always nice to be remembered on a forum where I have posted all of about 800 times in the last two years, I would prefer it if you would speak my name with a bit more reverence. I mean, I am after all Tacosid

As for the mere thought of being a one hit wonder, that in itself is ludicrous. While it has at times been fashionable to say that I "lost my touch" or "Do not have it any more" it is impossible to deny that I have had at least 3600 hits...which in comparison to the average sh*t for brains poster on this forum makes me the freaking beatles.

In comparison to this you could, in the very best case, be considered the "Dexy's Midnight Runners" of this forum.

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#28 Jan 26 2006 at 5:03 PM Rating: Decent
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You never could take a joke.
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#29 Jan 26 2006 at 5:04 PM Rating: Good
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My botty is sore
Yup
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#30 Jan 26 2006 at 5:10 PM Rating: Good
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You never could take a joke.


Neither could you apparently. Although by my own admittance there is more truth than fiction in my post.

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My botty is sore


It is gems like this that truly win the fawning admiration of the masses.

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#31 Jan 26 2006 at 5:14 PM Rating: Good
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More lube please.
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#32 Jan 26 2006 at 5:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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Tacosid wrote:

In comparison to this you could, in the very best case, be considered the "Dexy's Midnight Runners" of this forum.


But I love Dexy's Midnight Runners!

Smiley: glare

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#33 Jan 26 2006 at 5:24 PM Rating: Decent
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is this whole Assylum just a product of human desire to do something when at work and bored? or does this place have some purpose other than to just jack around and "flame" 9 year olds?
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#34 Jan 26 2006 at 5:25 PM Rating: Decent
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#35 Jan 26 2006 at 5:26 PM Rating: Good
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I been beat one to many times here, now I shall feebly lash out.




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#36 Jan 26 2006 at 5:28 PM Rating: Decent
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Wtf is Dexy's Midnite Runners?
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#37 Jan 26 2006 at 5:29 PM Rating: Good
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Come on, Eileen duh loo rye ain, come on, Eileen duh loo rye ain...

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#38 Jan 26 2006 at 5:37 PM Rating: Good
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I have had at least 3600 hits...which in comparison to the average sh*t for brains poster on this forum makes me the freaking beatles.


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#39 Jan 26 2006 at 5:39 PM Rating: Decent
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In all fairness though, Come On Eileen was an enormous success. People of all ages enjoy its catchy beat and love to belt it out while drinking, all the while dancing in the street in a railroad conductor's overalls of course. Way ahead of its time.
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#41 Jan 26 2006 at 6:21 PM Rating: Good
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Where's the smiley that smokes a cigarette and lounges the afternoon away in post-coital bliss with Nadenu?


I'd buy that for a dollar a month.
Sucker!

The going rate is $0.25 and a Bacardi Breezer


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#42 Jan 26 2006 at 6:26 PM Rating: Decent
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yes katie, I,m feeblly lashing out. so please go ahed and "flame" me some more just to see what your made of







besides sh*t of course

Edited, Thu Jan 26 18:27:22 2006 by oasnative
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yes katie, I,m feeblly lashing out. so please go ahed and "flame" me some more just to see what your made of



... I'M NOT KATIE! moron...

Edited, Thu Jan 26 18:29:58 2006 by Codyy
#44 Jan 26 2006 at 6:36 PM Rating: Decent
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I didnt think you were but hmmm ssems odd how someone could get a 305 pound kid mixed up with katie???
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just figured it was katie becuz shes pretty much the only one who ever tries to flame anyone anymore...sorry yoou peice of whale blubber
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I didnt think you were but hmmm ssems odd how someone could get a 305 pound kid mixed up with katie???


Exactly, your ten times stupider than I originaly thought. GFY (yes I used it...Smiley: oyvey)
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just figured it was katie becuz shes pretty



Ooooh, we have a fan here!
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The chick that faked her miss carraige like 11 times.

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#50 Jan 26 2006 at 6:56 PM Rating: Decent
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ok? so I didnt look at names and got you confused for katie because she usualy is the one attempting to flame..my bad. But seriously man/woman we cant really tell since you've never even been able to see your own "thing" dont act like you know anything about me.


here that katie? i called u pretty!


yes! i got over my fear of girls

Edited, Thu Jan 26 18:58:36 2006 by oasnative
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Is that really all you can come up with? Seriously, its lame. Find something new and I might start thinking your not a hollowhead.
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