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#1 Jun 16 2004 at 2:41 PM Rating: Decent
Fictional Character, Cartoon Character, Historical Figure....Asylum Member, whoever. Must be male. Must be fat.
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#2 Jun 16 2004 at 2:43 PM Rating: Default
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Gitslayer.
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#3 Jun 16 2004 at 2:48 PM Rating: Decent
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Fat Albert.

Except the only thing he was fast to do was laugh.
#4 Jun 16 2004 at 2:49 PM Rating: Decent
I repeat: Must be Male
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#5 Jun 16 2004 at 2:52 PM Rating: Default
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Fat Albert wasn't male?
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#6 Jun 16 2004 at 2:53 PM Rating: Decent
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He sure was, although he was fat enough to hide all kinds of secrets under there.
#7 Jun 16 2004 at 2:54 PM Rating: Good
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Git - 210lbs
Smash - 240+lbs by your own admittance, ya big fat fatty fat.

#8 Jun 16 2004 at 2:58 PM Rating: Default
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Git: 5'9
Smash: 6'2

Plus, you're Mexican. We all know how fat you lazy fuc[b][/b]kers get.

We should have a weight loss contest. I need something to motivate me. Unles you're happy where you are.
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#9 Jun 16 2004 at 2:58 PM Rating: Default
the comic-book guy from the simpsons, dressed as the flash
#10 Jun 16 2004 at 3:06 PM Rating: Good
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I'm 6'1" ya ****
#11 Jun 16 2004 at 3:08 PM Rating: Default
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If yu're 6'1 I'm like 30 feet tall!

5'10 maybe. Unless you were just REALLY hunched over. It was near siesta time, you may have been reclining by genetic instinct.
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#12 Jun 16 2004 at 3:11 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
Unless you were just REALLY hunched over. It was near siesta time, you may have been reclining by genetic instinct.


Its all the manual labor border jumpers are submitted to. It has a habit of bowing the back.
#13 Jun 16 2004 at 3:14 PM Rating: Good
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Let me put it this way: at 6'2" could you see the top of my bald head while both of us where standing? No? I didn't think so. Now shut up or NO MORE SALSA FOR YOU!
#14 Jun 16 2004 at 3:16 PM Rating: Decent
VERY GOOD!!!!
But are they...fast?
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#15 Jun 16 2004 at 3:18 PM Rating: Default
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et me put it this way: at 6'2" could you see the top of my bald head while both of us where standing?


Yeah, pretty much.

Where's Totem when I need him. I need outside coorberation. There's no way we're the same height.
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#16 Jun 16 2004 at 3:18 PM Rating: Good
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Fast.....Git is still gonna be my bet. I mean he did make it into the country right? He must be a little fleet of foot.
#17 Jun 16 2004 at 3:21 PM Rating: Good
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Same height? I'm 6'1" not 6'2" 'sides Totem was spending so much time mooning over you I doubt he spent more than a moment or so looking at me.
#18 Jun 16 2004 at 3:22 PM Rating: Good
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I got that swimmers build spawned what can I say?
#19 Jun 16 2004 at 3:23 PM Rating: Default
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You're 5'11!

Link a picture of one of your border control mug shots. They have the little lines there. That'll settle it.
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#20 Jun 16 2004 at 3:24 PM Rating: Decent
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I nominate me. 6'3", 275lbs, and routinely do 140mph on my way to work.

Edit: Awww crap, I'm not fictional.



Edited, Wed Jun 16 16:24:59 2004 by Deathwysh
#21 Jun 16 2004 at 3:27 PM Rating: Good
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border control mug shot? I aint never got caught!
#22 Jun 16 2004 at 3:29 PM Rating: Default
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Besides, mexiacns don't grow to be 6'1. Name a tall mexican, I submit that you cannot.
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#23 Jun 16 2004 at 3:33 PM Rating: Good
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Hervé Villechaize?
#24 Jun 16 2004 at 3:39 PM Rating: Default
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You're about his height. Is he 6'1?
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#25 Jun 16 2004 at 3:45 PM Rating: Good
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It's no fun when I have to explain a simple joke: Hervé Villechaize
#26 Jun 16 2004 at 3:46 PM Rating: Default
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It's no fun when I have to explain a simple joke


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You're about his height. Is he 6'1?


Yeah, I hate it when people don't get the joke.
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