Forum Settings
       
Reply To Thread

Life SucksFollow

#27 Jun 16 2004 at 4:07 PM Rating: Excellent
**
346 posts
I hope what you say is a joke but I can give you some advice. I'm alot older now but at 18 two guys who went to the same Rock club as me decided on a suicide pact.
One jumped of my block of flats, hit the ground and was alive in agony for nearly an hour. Fear of dying was all over his face for that hour.
The second did not and now is happily married and living the High life in London as PR to the stars.

Your choice but I prefer the later.

WE all hit lows in our Lives, the high points come. If you wait for them.
#28 Jun 16 2004 at 4:07 PM Rating: Good
If it is any consolation for you Gadin, my life is working out better than I could have ever expected. So you can just be happy for me.
#29 Jun 16 2004 at 4:07 PM Rating: Decent
Quote:
Apparantly you shouldn't. Do you have easy access to a high, unsecured rooftop? Good. Now all you have to do is go jump off of it.




If you choose this route make sure to rant incoherently about complete nonsense until there is a large crowd. Then throw yourself into the the largest group. At least this way you can give other people something to talk about.


Yeah you might get on TV too.
#30 Jun 16 2004 at 4:09 PM Rating: Decent
Quote:
Why is the do gooders won't ever let us actaully drive someone to suicide?

Think of the PR we'd get!


I'd love to be the Next Dr Kevorkian

Oh Gadin I rated you up for creative thought.

Edited, Wed Jun 16 17:12:51 2004 by FigNewton
#31 Jun 16 2004 at 4:11 PM Rating: Default
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts
Quote:

I hope what you say is a joke but I can give you some advice. I'm alot older now but at 18 two guys who went to the same Rock club as me decided on a suicide pact.
One jumped of my block of flats, hit the ground and was alive in agony for nearly an hour. Fear of dying was all over his face for that hour.
The second did not and now is happily married and living the High life in London as PR to the stars.

Your choice but I prefer the later.

WE all hit lows in our Lives, the high points come. If you wait for them.


No, sometimes life get's much, much, worse and eventually you're blowing guys for quarters in an alley to make your next fix wishing you'd just OD and get it over with. No one wants that.

By the way, were I you, I'd stop replying about now and then tommorow, about noon, post this:

Quote:

This is "Gadin's" or as I knew him, Bobby's mother. What's wrong with you sick people. My son is dead. Dead! etc...

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#32 Jun 16 2004 at 4:15 PM Rating: Good


Quote:
This is "Gadin's" or as I knew him, Bobby's mother. What's wrong with you sick people. My son is dead. Dead! etc...


Why did you send your son to the Asylum for suicide counseling, you cheap, penny pinching *****.
#33 Jun 16 2004 at 4:17 PM Rating: Good
****
6,730 posts
Do it or don't gesuz, like we give a ***.

Edit: Oh look I gave a double ***!



Edited, Wed Jun 16 17:19:08 2004 by GitSlayer
#34 Jun 16 2004 at 4:17 PM Rating: Good
****
6,730 posts
Do it or don't gesuz, like we give a ***.

#35 Jun 16 2004 at 4:20 PM Rating: Excellent
**
346 posts
True Live can get Worse but can also get better, only way to find out is to live it, Even if it is in this Asylum.
#36 Jun 16 2004 at 4:23 PM Rating: Good
For me, I just want to see how it all ends!

This is not an opening for any of you religious quacks to jump in.
#37 Jun 16 2004 at 4:24 PM Rating: Default
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts
Most people lead long, desperate, unintresting lives full of banalty and pettiness. People who encourage the suicidal to live are just jealous that they don't have the courage to end it all.

Put that in your afterschool special bullsh[b][/b]it sentimentality pipe and smoke it.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#38 Jun 16 2004 at 4:31 PM Rating: Decent
Imaginary Friend
*****
16,112 posts
Quote:
I owe money to four ceditors, gf is leavin me, checking account is overdrawn, its finals week, lakers lost, global warming is increasing..why should I live?


you could always start writing country songs.
____________________________
With the receiver in my hand..
#39 Jun 16 2004 at 4:32 PM Rating: Good
****
6,730 posts
Quote:
I will lead a long, desperate, unintresting life full of banalty and pettiness.


Don't tell your wife that or she will get pissed.
#40 Jun 16 2004 at 4:39 PM Rating: Default
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts
She trys to kill me every day. She's the sole beneficary on my super cheap exmilitary seven figure life insurance policy.
____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#41 Jun 16 2004 at 4:41 PM Rating: Good
Quote:
She trys to kill me every day.


I'm getting Kato and Inspector Clouseau flashbacks.

Eb
#42 Jun 17 2004 at 1:58 PM Rating: Decent
Any one hear from Gadin today????
#43 Jun 17 2004 at 2:06 PM Rating: Decent
Alot of you are morons, if this guy was seriously depressed or anything then telling him to commit suicide isnt a very smart thing to do even if you are joking, there are people out there who will actually take your advice and do it even though there was no reason for them to, nice going jackasses.
#44 Jun 18 2004 at 8:06 AM Rating: Decent
So its been like 2 days an know ones heard from this guy??? Yeah that seems safe.
#45 Jun 18 2004 at 9:20 AM Rating: Decent
I'm still here!

I'm taking TStephens advice, maybe see if it works!
#46 Jun 18 2004 at 9:35 AM Rating: Good
***
3,458 posts
Gadin wrote:
I'm still here!

I'm taking TStephens advice, maybe see if it works!


Pus[u][/u]sy.
#47 Jun 18 2004 at 9:45 AM Rating: Default
Lunatic
******
30,086 posts
Quote:

Alot of you are morons, if this guy was seriously depressed or anything then telling him to commit suicide isnt a very smart thing to do even if you are joking, there are people out there who will actually take your advice and do it even though there was no reason for them to, nice going jackasses.


Lighten the fu[b][/b]ck up. People who really want to kill themselves do. People who want to whine about horrible their lives are still care about what others think and don't.

____________________________
Disclaimer:

To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#48 Jun 18 2004 at 9:45 AM Rating: Decent
***
3,571 posts
You think they're joking?
#49 Jun 18 2004 at 10:28 AM Rating: Decent
Gadin the top three ways to deal with debt collectors,
# 3 start speaking swedish on the phone.

# 2 Tell them that your dead.

# 1 Tell them they want to speak with your master than hang up.

Plus if its under 1000 dollars tell them to **** in the wind theres not much they can do about it.
#50 Jun 18 2004 at 3:04 PM Rating: Good
****
6,730 posts
So has he done it yet? Chop, chop the world is filling up, we need the space.
#51 Jun 18 2004 at 3:24 PM Rating: Good
****
5,135 posts
Quote:
Chop, chop



Careful using that...I got yelled at by a mean mean man once for doing it.

Edited, Fri Jun 18 16:25:48 2004 by AegisfangBattlehammer
Reply To Thread

Colors Smileys Quote OriginalQuote Checked Help

 

Recent Visitors: 323 All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (323)