President Bush on Tuesday claimed victory in the war on terrorism in Afghanistan
ROFL -- I'm sure Bush would be willing to spend a couple nights without guard say... 25 miles outside of Kabul? Afghan President Karzi, whose influence ends at the capitol's borders, admits to there being "security incidents" which I guess is poli-corporate speak for "The nation is controlled almost exclusively by militant warlords, except in the south and east where the Taliban pockets retain and consolidates power with other fundamentalist groups."
Irony: Speaking to Congress, Karzai said that Afghans embraced the American war on terrorism even though the rise of the Taliban and al Qaeda had come about after the United States and other Western countries left Afghanistan to the warlords after Soviet Union pulled out.
Edited, Wed Jun 16 10:37:35 2004 by Jophiel
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Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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...announced what he called five new initiatives...
Did anyone else just have a "Thousand Points of Light" flashback?
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Bush praised the visiting head of Afghanistan's interim government, Hamid Karza... "Afghanistan is no longer a terrorist factory sending thousands of killers into the world."
...A short while later in the Afghan capital city of Kabul, NATO forces came under fire Tuesday when at least one rocket exploded outside their headquarters.
...A short while later in the Afghan capital city of Kabul, NATO forces came under fire Tuesday when at least one rocket exploded outside their headquarters.
Got to love the irony.
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Got to love the irony.
Not to mention it's the country where ex pro football players go to get shot by other US troops.
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...but he is a hero!
Indeed. It takes a brave man to get fragged in the mountains.
"If he tells me we're his offensive line and to let him run with the ball one more time, I swear, bubba, there gonna be a accident."
"Come on guys! I know you aren't in the kind of shape I am, having been a professional football player and all, but you're my offenseive...uh I'm hit!!'
"You hear something, Bubba?"
"Nope."
"If he tells me we're his offensive line and to let him run with the ball one more time, I swear, bubba, there gonna be a accident."
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Jophiel wrote:
ROFL -- I'm sure Bush would be willing to spend a couple nights without guard say... 25 miles outside of Kabul?
Don't really care about the rest of the rhetoric, but I would like to point out that the president doesn't spend a single night (or day for that matter) without a guard when he working in his office in DC.
Just saying is all. That's just a silly point to make.
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Don't really care about the rest of the rhetoric, but I would like to point out that the president doesn't spend a single night (or day for that matter) without a guard when he working in his office in DC.
Full detail atually. Office, home, wherever. No less than three, except for exceptional cirumstances.
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Of course it was a silly point. It'd be a silly point to make whether he sleeps in DC alone or inside a friggin' tank because, either way, he'd last twenty minutes outside in Afghanistan before he either wound up turned into dog food or some guy's footstool 
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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Don't really care about the rest of the rhetoric, but I would like to point out that the president doesn't spend a single night (or day for that matter) without a guard when he working in his office in DC.
So you are saying that people would kill him just as fast in his home country as they would in Afghanistan, right, got it. It seems believable.
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