Is waht you all are.
Have a nice day.
Stop fuc[/b]king reading this nonsensical crap and do your fuc[b]king job already. HOw much time do you loser sociopaths spend on here, sucking the di[/b]cks of your on egos.
GET TO WORK! Bit[b]ches.
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mmmm... sucking di[/i]ck 
[i]Edited, Wed Jun 16 09:19:24 2004 by PsychoJester
[i]Edited, Wed Jun 16 09:19:24 2004 by PsychoJester
Bob is so Cute ^^
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Is waht you all are.
Have a nice day.
Stop ******* reading this nonsensical crap and do your ******* job already. HOw much time do you loser sociopaths spend on here, sucking the ***** of your on egos.
GET TO WORK! ********
Have a nice day.
Stop ******* reading this nonsensical crap and do your ******* job already. HOw much time do you loser sociopaths spend on here, sucking the ***** of your on egos.
GET TO WORK! ********
Hmm...this, coming from a person with 1,738 posts.....doesn't seem to carry much weight, know what I mean?
Like an insult from someone with 105 carries so much more? OTST!
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mmmm... sucking ****
I'm thinking someone who would post that carries NO weight at all.
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I'm thinking someone who would post that carries NO weight at all.
And I think someone that posts this needs to SHUT THE FU[/u]CK UP and GET OFF THIS SH[u]IT, TROLL!
I came across Kel's original Asylum post the other day. The one where he says he's going to "dig his claws in". It cracked me up.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Deathfromtherednecks wrote:
Posting from Mobile, Alabama - right on the Gulf!!
Easy to see how that could be your opinion, living in the armpit of civilization as you do.
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And I think someone that posts this needs to SHUT THE **** UP and GET OFF THIS ****, TROLL!
Easy there, tiger. Just a little joke, don't wet your panties.
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Easy to see how that could be your opinion, living in the armpit of civilization as you do.
Hmmm, that's funny. You discriminate because of the area of the country a person lives in. I bet you're a cross-burning racist too, arentcha?
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Hmmm, that's funny. You discriminate because of the area of the country a person lives in. I bet you're a cross-burning racist too, arentcha?
Yes. Absolutely. I am a cross burning racist. But I don't stop there. I hang em in their front yards from trees. I threaten their children when they make fun of white kids at school. I tie **** up to trees and beat them 'cuz it sounds fun when I am drunk. I allow a deeply rooted spirit of racial inequality to pervade almost the entire state that I live in. I am an Alabama racist f'uck.
Oh, wait. No I'm not. But I did live in Mobile, AL for 9 f'ucking years, and can attest to personal knowledge of all of those things happening. Sorry if I touched a homophobic nerve, redneck, but you make comments like that living in Alabama, wear that stilletto heal, ******.
EDIT: Spelling pwnz me. What the f'uck is a stilletto hear? LOL
Edited, Wed Jun 16 10:34:20 2004 by MoebiusLord
-->Moe All hail the Son of Bob!
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I hang em in their front yards from trees.
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But I did live in Mobile, AL for 9 f'ucking years, and can attest to personal knowledge of all of those things happening.
Really? You saw that happening? I hope you went and helped them out.
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Sorry if I touched a homophobic nerve, redneck
Homophobic? What part of what I said made you think I am afraid of homosexuals?
And you lived here 9 years? Wow, just one more year than I have lived here. If I'm a redneck, so are you pal.
Calm down a little bit. Your angry comments make you sound much more like a redneck than I do.
Edited, Wed Jun 16 10:50:49 2004 by Deathfromtheskies
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Really? You saw that happening? I hope you went and helped them out.
No, I didn't see the act, I saw the body in the tree and the one they arrested being ducked in to the police car.
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Homophobic? What part of what I said made you think I am afraid of homosexuals?
What, sucking d1ck makes him irrelavent because you love homos? Makes perfect sense.
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Wow, just one more year than I have lived here. If I'm a redneck, so are you pal.
I was 11 when we left, and was welcomed back in to the arms of people who don't breed within their immediate family back in California. What's your excuse?
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Your angry comments make you sound much more like a redneck than I do.
LOL Get defensive much? And by the way, no, they make me sound like a prick, which I own up to completely. I'm not a redneck, I just don't give a f'uck about you. See the difference?
No, not really. Not everyone in Alabama is a redneck. I'm not, neither are any of my friends. We aren't stupid, incestuous, or racist.
In fact, I graduated high school as the salutatorian, had an advanced diploma with honors, made a 32 on my A.C.T. (out of 36), and received a fully paid college scholarship. But I guess I'm just a redneck in the "armpit of civilization" right? Wow, what a stereotypical thing to say.
In fact, I graduated high school as the salutatorian, had an advanced diploma with honors, made a 32 on my A.C.T. (out of 36), and received a fully paid college scholarship. But I guess I'm just a redneck in the "armpit of civilization" right? Wow, what a stereotypical thing to say.
I think someone doth protest too much.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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I came across Kel's original Asylum post the other day. The one where he says he's going to "dig his claws in".
Yeah, how did that work out, anyway?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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they make me sound like a prick, which I own up to completely
Yanari, your avatar is the stuff nightmares are made of. Creepy, really. What the heck is that?
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No, not really.
Hmm. Obtuse much?
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Not everyone in Alabama is a redneck.
You're right. I stand corrected. Infants can't really be rednecks. They just have the unfortunate distinction of being likely to become rednecks unless someone is smart enough to move them out of Alabama.
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I'm not, neither are any of my friends. We aren't stupid, incestuous, or racist.
Oh, my bad. Thinking sucking **** makes you irrelavent makes you enlightened. Remind me to write that down somewhere.
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In fact, I graduated high school as the salutatorian, had an advanced diploma with honors, made a 32 on my A.C.T. (out of 36), and received a fully paid college scholarship.
Your mother must be so proud. I know I now feel put in my place. Salutatorian amongst dirt farmers and moon shiners is truly an accomplishment. Tell me, does the advanced diploma, with honors, clash with the rebel flag in the back of your pick-up truck's window? And was it easy to adapt the gun rack to mount it?
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But I guess I'm just a redneck in the "armpit of civilization" right?
Hey, armpit is a step up from ***-hole. At least you don't live in Mississippi, right?
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Your mother must be so proud. I know I now feel put in my place. Salutatorian amongst dirt farmers and moon shiners is truly an accomplishment. Tell me, does the advanced diploma, with honors, clash with the rebel flag in the back of your pick-up truck's window? And was it easy to adapt the gun rack to mount it?
Clever. Take all the stereotypical remarks about southerners, toss them all together, mock someone's achievements....at least you admit you're a prick.
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In fact, I graduated high school as the salutatorian, had an advanced diploma with honors, made a 32 on my A.C.T. (out of 36), and received a fully paid college scholarship
With two students in the class, there was you and the Valadictrian. What's the A.C.T, is that the test rubes take instead of the SAT?
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
MoebiusLord the Flatulent wrote:
they make me sound like a prick, which I own up to completely.
He did admit he's a prick. Sheesh.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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Salutatorian amongst dirt farmers and moon shiners is truly an accomplishment.
For the record, I don't know one person who is either one of those things. I don't live on some dirt road somewhere, or next to a trailer park. Mobile has a population of 200,000 people; it isn't some backwoods hole in the wall.
I really hate the fact that most people think that Alabamians are all unintelligent, illiterate white trash.
It just isn't true. I'm sorry if you lived in some crappy place, but quit labeling me so much.
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What's the A.C.T, is that the test rubes take instead of the SAT?
Google it, Smash. A 32 is a good score.
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Mobile has a population of 200,000 people
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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