We all think about it. So, if you could ***** one celebrity, who would it be?
I think mine would be Angelina Jolie, she seems like she'd be good in bed.
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You know, they have a forum for people like you. This isn't it. What the f'uck is this? She seems like she would be good in bed? Are you a complete moron? I wanna f'uck courtney love. She seems like a freak. Sounds pretty stupid, doesn't it? Who is your favorite power ranger, anyway?
Good point. Can I ***** Amy Jo Johnson?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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We all think about it. So, if you could ***** one celebrity, who would it be?
I think mine would be Angelina Jolie, she seems like she'd be good in bed.
I think mine would be Angelina Jolie, she seems like she'd be good in bed.
Ya know I'm rather surprised at your answer.
Seems like with you being a minor celebrity around here that you'd......
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Sorry Stok, I would have to hit you over the head with a shovel. She's mine! MINE!
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Sorry Stok, I would have to hit you over the head with a shovel. She's mine! MINE!
Stay away from the hwite hwomen, you no good dirty greaser.
Ooh! was that over the line? Honest, I didn't mean anything by it. Don't sue me, you proud latin king, you.
As I recall, Moe promised to help me bag Irène Jacob, so I've got that going for me.
Edited, Tue Jun 15 16:20:35 2004 by Jophiel
Edited, Tue Jun 15 16:20:35 2004 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Just as soon as you cast your ballot, little one. Then we will assist you. Yes. Assist you we will. Never fear, precious. It doesn't hurt. Much.
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Stay away from the hwite hwomen, you no good dirty greaser.
Your right who am I foolin'? I got all excited over the first white woman linked in this thread.
WHERE DA' WHITE WOMAN?!! Show me da' white woman!
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Just as soon as you cast your ballot, little one
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I would have sex with Condaleeza Rice, have you seen a pic of her lately? It really looks like she needs it.
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MoebiusLord the Flatulent wrote:
You know, they have a forum for people like you. This isn't it. What the f'uck is this? She seems like she would be good in bed? Are you a complete moron? I wanna f'uck courtney love. She seems like a freak. Sounds pretty stupid, doesn't it? Who is your favorite power ranger, anyway?
The red one, and you're my favorite Backstreet boy.
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if you're gonna ***** someone make it Brigette the Midget!
I would trade a ******** for one night with this girl.
Famke Janssen, but only if she's in character as Jean Grey or Xenia Onatopp.
Otherwise...Natalie Portman.
Heather Brooke from IDeepThroat.com. Why? Cause there is absolutely no question how good she would be, you pay 20/month you get to see all of it. BEST BJ EVER. period. Not to mention she usually only does porno with her real husband, and chicks. Hows that for security?
nice girl too. dresses up when there's a holiday.
nice girl too. dresses up when there's a holiday.
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Otherwise...Natalie Portman.
See now, I have a soft spot for Natalie Portman, but it makes me feel like a paedophile, cos she was hot in Leon. So even though she is no longer gaol bait, she is still tainted by being over sexed as a 12 year old.
That's a lot to admit you pederass.
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I would trade a ******** for one night with this girl.
That's funny, as that happens to be the price.
You dealin'?
I choose to think of her in that white outfit in Star Wars Episode 2. You choose to think of her as a 12 year old in Leon. I would say poh-tay-toe/poe-taw-toe. But then again, you're a pedophile.
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pederass.
Cross between an *** and a pederast?
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Have you seen Leon? Did you honestly watch that film and not think it was slightly disturbing in a paedo sort of way?
Allah peeps are calling me a paedophile, please strike it from the record, that **** aint cool
Allah peeps are calling me a paedophile, please strike it from the record, that **** aint cool
Saw both the American and French version. Yes there was a sexual tension between the two characters. However this is what you said:
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cos she was hot in Leon.
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cos she was hot in Leon.
Yeah, and that was the intention behind the screenplay. She was supposed to disturb because she was cast as a 12 year old sexual character. I get reminded by that now. I find it disturbing being reminded of that now even though she is old enough to bend over a bonnet and ***** royally without guilt.
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