First off, there are only dudes in the hotel bar.
The girls that are in there would have to show me some DNA test results for me to actually believe they reallz are chics.
The fcuking keyboards 'z' and 'y' are in each others places and I keep writing 'zes' and 'Codz' in all mz emails....see.
I tell the cabbie to take me to a nice restaurant where thez serve lots of different beer...I get the Hard Rock 1 that serves no food and maybe 4 different beers.
The only **** on the hotel TV is sick *** German ****...zou donät even want to know what that intails.
And the worst thing is that no one carries Sam Adams beer. I thought this was the beer capitol of the world..I can't find the damn question mark.
Anyone live near Rhine-Main Airport and have real girls that like American boys come to the Sheraton and look me up...otherwise Iäm just going to drink mzself into a stuper and trz and pass out.
fcuking kezboard.