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#1 Jun 12 2004 at 5:20 PM Rating: Decent
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First off, there are only dudes in the hotel bar.

The girls that are in there would have to show me some DNA test results for me to actually believe they reallz are chics.

The fcuking keyboards 'z' and 'y' are in each others places and I keep writing 'zes' and 'Codz' in all mz emails....see.

I tell the cabbie to take me to a nice restaurant where thez serve lots of different beer...I get the Hard Rock 1 that serves no food and maybe 4 different beers.

The only **** on the hotel TV is sick *** German ****...zou donät even want to know what that intails.

And the worst thing is that no one carries Sam Adams beer. I thought this was the beer capitol of the world..I can't find the damn question mark.

Anyone live near Rhine-Main Airport and have real girls that like American boys come to the Sheraton and look me up...otherwise Iäm just going to drink mzself into a stuper and trz and pass out.

fcuking kezboard.
#2 Jun 12 2004 at 5:23 PM Rating: Default
lol tape.... sooo... its true, they are all hairy sob's???
#3 Jun 12 2004 at 5:30 PM Rating: Good
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I do agree with you, but will keep a low profile until next Wednesday.

Don't want to anger the allmighty football God, you see ;-)

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#4 Jun 12 2004 at 7:13 PM Rating: Good
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My mom just got back from Germany. I told her to bring me back a hausfrau, but she must have forgotten.
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#5 Jun 12 2004 at 7:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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I was only in frankfurt for a brief period of time, so i don't know the layout well enough to give you any really good advice. They have a fairly interesting museum of filmology there, which is fairly close to the river. On weekends, they have a market street set up along the Rhine there. You might be able to find the katana I passed up there still, who knows. (thought it was fake at the time, took a picture of the blade, did some research, turns out it was quite real, and would have been quite valuable. oh well. Still kicking myself for that one.)

Might want to check this place out
http://www.frankfurtrestaurants.com/
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#6 Jun 12 2004 at 7:36 PM Rating: Default
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The fcuking keyboards 'z' and 'y' are in each others places and I keep writing 'zes' and 'Codz' in all mz emails....see.


My wife types on a Dvorak keyboard. Nothing's more fun than when I take her laptop somewhere thinking it's mine and try to type something.
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#7 Jun 12 2004 at 7:41 PM Rating: Good
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Is that your excuse now? Smiley: lol
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#8 Jun 12 2004 at 7:42 PM Rating: Default
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Haha, no.

If my posts looked like this:

dovr, tlok gornadkj!

It might be.
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#9 Jun 12 2004 at 9:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Anyone live near Rhine-Main Airport and have real girls that like American boys come to the Sheraton and look me up...otherwise Iäm just going to drink mzself into a stuper and trz and pass out.


LoL, head up to Frankfurt or down to Darmstat, although Frankfurt is much better then Darmstat. i graduated Highschool at FAHS (frankfurt american high school) in the late 80s. Frankfurt is a great town, and the germans are general kind towards the americans, or at least they were 20 years ago.

with the change in the world view, and the major change in the german political stance you may just be SOL...

you can always find k-strassa (i know i did not spell that right), but that is how its pronounced. and get both drunk, and pick up a 'girl' for the night.
#10 Jun 12 2004 at 11:05 PM Rating: Decent
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Hmm.... when I was in Germany back in the 80's, I was damn near swarmed with lovely Teutonic beauties. But then again, I've sort of got that whole viking look going for me. Dunno what you're problem might be, but good luck.
#11 Jun 12 2004 at 11:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Hmm.... when I was in Germany back in the 80's, I was damn near swarmed with lovely Teutonic beauties. But then again, I've sort of got that whole viking look going for me. Dunno what you're problem might be, but good luck.


yup, helps to be blonde/blue talk and athletic.
#12 Jun 13 2004 at 12:56 AM Rating: Excellent
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wearing a large tin helmet with horns and plundering towns also seems to work in a pinch.
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#13 Jun 13 2004 at 7:03 AM Rating: Decent
I like german chicks just need to introduce them to the almighty razor. Never will forget when I was an exchange student thinking damn that chick was hot only to be repulsed by her pit hair.
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