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#1 Jun 11 2004 at 7:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Not enough pot smoking.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004270693,00.html



ENGLAND fans will be allowed to smoke dope before Sunday’s crunch clash with France — to keep them calm.

Cops in Lisbon plan to crack down on drunk supporters while turning a blind eye to those spotted puffing on a spliff.

Pot-smoking fans have been assured they will not be arrested, cautioned — or even have their drugs confiscated.

Last night experts said the Portuguese police’s “Here We Blow” policy would reduce chances of a punch-up between rival fans.

Alan Buffry of the Legalise Cannabis Alliance said: “If people are drinking they lose control, if they smoke cannabis they don’t.

“Alcohol makes fans fight. But cannabis smokers will be shaking hands and singing along together.”

Dutch police used a similar policy in Euro 2000 and England’s hooligan element were too stoned to fight.
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#2 Jun 11 2004 at 7:52 AM Rating: Decent
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Haha. That is funny.
#3 Jun 11 2004 at 7:54 AM Rating: Default
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Well it is the Sun, so it's got at least a 25% chance of being true.
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#4 Jun 11 2004 at 7:55 AM Rating: Default
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Do you think your boys have a shot on Sunday?
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#5 Jun 11 2004 at 9:04 AM Rating: Decent
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Yes, genuinely.
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I'd like to see England win for your sake, but France has the better ******* players. I'm torn.
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#7 Jun 11 2004 at 9:35 AM Rating: Decent
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Sol Campbell is up there as one of the best defenders in the world. It isn't the end of the world if they beat us anyway, we can still qualify and beat them in the final.
#8 Jun 11 2004 at 11:03 AM Rating: Decent
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we can still qualify and beat them in the final.


well, maybe you will do better than in 1996 Smiley: wink2

as long as the french don't make it, all is fine with me... (french = most arrogant whiners imho)

for the record: am no soccer/fotball fan at all. first time I e.g. heard about ******* was when I read Fever Pitch... ;)

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THe only reason I want to have children is so that I can send them to school in a tiny ******* kit :)
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#10 Jun 11 2004 at 3:41 PM Rating: Good
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I'd love to see France go down, but I'm afraid Sol&Co will be spanked by Les Bleus.

Let's face it, France fields better players than England on every position.

Well, unless Santini puts Barthez in goal.
#11 Jun 11 2004 at 3:50 PM Rating: Decent
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“Alcohol makes fans fight. But cannabis smokers will be shaking hands and singing along together.”


If this works, maybe we should apply it to politics.
#12 Jun 12 2004 at 3:32 AM Rating: Decent
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Let's face it, France fields better players than England on every position.
I don't know about that.

GK. James Vs Bartez. Tie
RB. Neville Vs Thuram Neville he is younger and better going forward
LB Cole Vs Lezarazu Cole had a great season and Lazu is past it
CB Cambell Vs Silvestre I am a Utd fan can we swap?... please?
CB Terry Vs Desailly Terry has out performed Desailly all season.

I think England have clearly got the better back 4 better going forward, faster, younger and equally as comfortable on the ball.
Midfield Beckham/Scholes/Lampard/Gerrard Vs Pires/Veira/Makalele/Zidane.

I think the difference between these two midfields is non exsistant and the one on one battles will be the highlight of the match, that said the franch may shade it slightly due to a more balanced set up but England seem to have found a formula that works.

Forwards. Herny/Trezaguet Vs Owen/Rooney

Here the french have a clear advantage with the best striker in the world in Henri, Rooney stil has something to prove and Owen needs to take his chances.

All in all i go for a 2-1 france win but they are not better in every position by any stretch. I also think if Gerrard Wins the battle against Veira then England will not only win they will win well.
#13 Jun 12 2004 at 9:29 AM Rating: Excellent
I just have images of 'Neil' from the Young Ones (a hippy) saying

"ohhh maaaaannnn, football is so stressful, competition is baaaaddd, lets all chill guys. Lets get high" Smiley: laugh
#14 Jun 12 2004 at 9:43 AM Rating: Decent
I hope the Portuguese 'get em stoned' tactics work, England fans misbehaving are an embarrassment at best.

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#15 Jun 12 2004 at 10:40 AM Rating: Good
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Soccer is #12.

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