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What a happy guy he was. Even after he gave up the drugs.
What, Ray Charles is dead??
Well, I assume that plans for the State Funeral are under way. I mean we wouldn't treat the deathof a black man any diffrent than an old white guy, right?
I guess it was time for old Ray to...Hit the road.
Hit the road, I crack myself up.
Well, I assume that plans for the State Funeral are under way. I mean we wouldn't treat the deathof a black man any diffrent than an old white guy, right?
I guess it was time for old Ray to...Hit the road.
Hit the road, I crack myself up.
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Yep, died today. 74ish, I think.
Addicted to heroin from 1945-1965? Ahead of his time, just like the music.
No disrespect to Ray Charles, but it occurred to me that I've never asked the board at large where you all stand on the brazilian bikini wax question. I'm toying with the idea, but the idea that I may end up looking like an eight year old is both intriguing and repellent, and has kept me from taking a stance on this important issue to-date.
All I can say is you only live once, and it can always grow back. But if you are worried have Skeet try it first. I mean if he even has started growing hair there yet.
Send pics after you get it done.
Send pics after you get it done.
/Salute and Fare thee Well Master Musician your contributions to society through your musical intercourse has been greatly appreciated.
I believe the Arts community will bid him a worthy farewell.
I believe the Arts community will bid him a worthy farewell.
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Just sayin
Just sayin
Blind by age 7, orphaned by age 15, learned to compose in Braille. The only school he ever attended was a state-run institute for the blind and deaf in Florida.
So many chances he had to say "***** this, this is too hard".
He said the music saved him. He headed to Seattle, which had a jazz scene in the 40s (go figure). Hooked up with Quincy Jones and Ruth Brown and accompanied the raunchily vivacious Ms. Brown on the jazz circuit. Twenty or so years and a kicked heroin addiction later, poof, instant success.
So many chances he had to say "***** this, this is too hard".
He said the music saved him. He headed to Seattle, which had a jazz scene in the 40s (go figure). Hooked up with Quincy Jones and Ruth Brown and accompanied the raunchily vivacious Ms. Brown on the jazz circuit. Twenty or so years and a kicked heroin addiction later, poof, instant success.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Thanks, Flishtaco. 
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your contributions to society through your musical intercourse
Here I thought I was the only one whose willy sang during sex.
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lol. you gotta have rythym.
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Here I thought I was the only one whose willy sang during sex.
Screaming in pain while you **** is not singing, despite what you tell your wife to explain away the noise.
Do you guys ever notice how it seems that famous people die in pairs?
I think it was Chris Farley and Phil Hartman died close to each other.
Everythings a trend these days.
I think it was Chris Farley and Phil Hartman died close to each other.
Everythings a trend these days.
Dang, didn't see that one coming.
On the plus side, I guess neither did he?
On the plus side, I guess neither did he?
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