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Thanks for giving a 110% effort on that one, Albinoflea.
Totem
Totem
You're welcome, you wigger. 
Hey now, Whitey, I'm no Empyre. I'm blacker than the Ace of Spades. I'm blacker than the inside of a coal miner's a$$ during the midnight shift in a shaft a thousand feet under Pennsylvania. I'm blacker than a Rev Al Sharpton/Jesse Jackson campaign volunteer. I'm blacker than a Kobe Bryant's lovechild from raping a hotel concierge-- errr, nevermind that one. That'd be your color.
Totem
Totem
15 points for mr. quick tongue (it's pink right?)
err i mean 19.5 because, as stated previously, I am an equal opportunity point giver. You keep this up, Totem, and you'll break the bank.
err i mean 19.5 because, as stated previously, I am an equal opportunity point giver. You keep this up, Totem, and you'll break the bank.
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I'm blacker than a Kobe Bryant's lovechild from raping a hotel concierge-- errr, nevermind that one. That'd be your color.
So you admit I'm brown, ******?
Kinda.
You'd be like an eggshell white or a ivory instead of a ceiling white.
Can you tell my better half has been having me paint the house lately?
Totem
You'd be like an eggshell white or a ivory instead of a ceiling white.
Can you tell my better half has been having me paint the house lately?
Totem
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Thanks for giving a 110% effort on that one, Albinoflea.
Totem
Totem
I helped with a lot of them, for some reason I'm full of dumb cliches
Oh Skeet you *******! Your gonna pay for this one!!
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You'd be like an eggshell white or a ivory instead of a ceiling white.
I've stated my pantone color before.
I'm betting you're a PMS 614, while I'm all the way over at PMS 157.
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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
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I don't want to bark up the wrong tree, but you can't judge a man until you walk a mile in his shoes. Then you can judge him; you're a mile away and you have his shoes.
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It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
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Beauty's in the eye of the beer-holder.
FTFY
The last one is my favorite.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
This was inspired by part of President Reagan's First Inaugural Address, which was in turn inspired by a boy who went to war in 1917, and died.
" I will work, I will save, I will sacrifice, I will endure, I will fight cheerfully and do my utmost, as if the issue of the whole struggle depended on me alone."
Truly a life altering philosophy.
" I will work, I will save, I will sacrifice, I will endure, I will fight cheerfully and do my utmost, as if the issue of the whole struggle depended on me alone."
Truly a life altering philosophy.
Actually, one of our construction folk said something the other day that was very inspiring to me. It was regarding a piece of signage, and he was asked if his measurments had been checked, and he said "It would shame me to be careless."
You certain that's not PMS 247, Flea?
Totem
Totem
Purple? There's only one kind of people that's purple, and I hate Him.
Skeeter? When you blue ball him?
Flea wrote:
Purple?
Stok minus caffeine perhaps wrote:
blue ball
Uh huh.
/nod
PMS 24/7
Sorry that was so obtuse for you guys.
Totem
Sorry that was so obtuse for you guys.
Totem
Oh good! We're doing sexually sterotypical humour now! Good, good. Commenting on your paleface ways was getting old. Let's see... Ah yes: Your ***** is small.
That's comedy!
BTW Totem, it's actually more like PMS 202.
That's comedy!
BTW Totem, it's actually more like PMS 202.
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Oh good! We're doing sexually sterotypical humour now! Good, good. Commenting on your paleface ways was getting old. Let's see... Ah yes: Your ***** is small.
Well none of the Democrats appreciated the John Kerry jokes and Racism no longer exists in America, so what else can we joke about? Smashies hair style?
"Let's see... Ah yes: Your ***** is small." --Albinoflea
You seem to keep forgetting, chica, I am a proud, tall, African-American Dutchman with royal Zulu warrior blood running through my veins. The stature of my ***** is legendary, indisputably colossal, impossibly large. To accept my manly Zimbabwean spear into your tiny Honduran body would be like driving a Hummer 2 into a garage built for a VW Beetle.
You should be gasping in painful delight even while reading this, girlfriend.
Totem
You seem to keep forgetting, chica, I am a proud, tall, African-American Dutchman with royal Zulu warrior blood running through my veins. The stature of my ***** is legendary, indisputably colossal, impossibly large. To accept my manly Zimbabwean spear into your tiny Honduran body would be like driving a Hummer 2 into a garage built for a VW Beetle.
You should be gasping in painful delight even while reading this, girlfriend.
Totem
Ok it's getting deep in here. Flea if you need a guy to treat you right...
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your tiny Honduran body
Toto, you do know I'm not Skeet, right? If so, I'm touched that your sexual innuendo has stretched to accomodate me, much in the way parts of your board anatomy stretch to accomodate others.
/hugz
Just tryin' to spread the love, chica, spreadin' the love.*
Totem
*"Love" means my *****, not my a$$cheeks, Skeet, sorry.
Totem
*"Love" means my *****, not my a$$cheeks, Skeet, sorry.
BURN!
Damn Totem that was a good burn.
Damn Totem that was a good burn.
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