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What's up with the shiny aluminum 19 inch rims on that thing?
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Yeah, I hear they are going to have a ceremony where they pour out a bit of all their 40 oz's for "tha brutha dat ain't he-uh".
Eb
West SIDE!
Eb
West SIDE!
No matter how he gets there, at least we know that Ronald will once again be with Bonzo.
"It's bedtime old friend, it's bedtime"
"It's bedtime old friend, it's bedtime"
^^ Classic!
Eb
Eb
pickleprince--"40 oz's for "tha brutha dat ain't he-uh"
Dude, you must have the best ebonics dictionary in the galaxy.
Dude, you must have the best ebonics dictionary in the galaxy.
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Dude, you must have the best ebonics dictionary in the galaxy.
I was born a poor black child.
Eb
Naw, just Alabamian and poor...same as being raised black.
Uh...Uh, a uh, a neural dictionary composed of real life experiences, I mean. A-heh-heh.
We need to get an official wigger's reading on this. Empyre, your thoughts/pronunciations?
Totem
Totem
I was once apprenticed to a Wigg-master. Does that count? Where’s my cookie, damnit!?
[:cooky:]
Edited, Wed Jun 9 20:08:48 2004 by CrimsonMagician
Edited, Wed Jun 9 20:08:48 2004 by CrimsonMagician
Don't know about the cookie, but someone'll prolly give you a magnet.
Emp, in an state funeral procession that wants more street cred is it more correct to go with a horse drawn caisson draped in black or a lowered black Caddy hearse with spinners?
Totem
Emp, in an state funeral procession that wants more street cred is it more correct to go with a horse drawn caisson draped in black or a lowered black Caddy hearse with spinners?
Totem
People are dressing up like it's Fourth of July out here-shorts, flag shirts, some guy is even dressed up like Uncle Sam on stilts. I mean, I didn't like the man, but it's not a ^%$@! parade. It's someone's funeral, and it really bites that people who purport to be the last bastions of morality and conservativism (I'm assuming these folks are all Republican admirers)don't know how to dress or behave during a solemn occasion.
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but it's not a ^%$@! parade.
You can't do it either...maybe we can join forces and figure this out?
Not a fuc[sm][/sm]king parade.
I just don't curse unless I need to.
I just don't curse unless I need to.
I'm all alone.
BTW Tape, your avatar is dead sexy.
Your's has to be a close 2nd for sexiest avatar.
Nothing like a freshly shaved....whatever that is.
Nothing like a freshly shaved....whatever that is.
Wombat? Unshaven and just born?
Edited, Wed Jun 9 20:38:48 2004 by CrimsonMagician
Edited, Wed Jun 9 20:38:48 2004 by CrimsonMagician
Mexican Hairless Wombat?
or MHW for those in the bitness.
Edited, Wed Jun 9 20:42:34 2004 by Tape
or MHW for those in the bitness.
Edited, Wed Jun 9 20:42:34 2004 by Tape
Yes. Mexican Marsupial.
That would be Peruvian Hairless Wombat. Calling anyone who isn't Mexican 'Mexican' is an insult.
Unless it's Git.
Unless it's Git.
I don't Git it?
What about Sexican? is that an insult too?
What about Sexican? is that an insult too?
a-ight Fleee, I ha'enuf a your ****. NowhatImsayin'? I gunna put a bullet in your hea' **** unles you hand over a pic of you face now. ...I sa' NOW *****! I'aint got allday!
I wana rub one out on'it before I get all stupid on my 40. NowhatImsayin'? Yeeeeea...
I wana rub one out on'it before I get all stupid on my 40. NowhatImsayin'? Yeeeeea...
^ Now THAT'S a Mexican!
How 'bout it, Git? If a Mexican is buried in a state funeral, is the cassion lowered? And when the coffin is taken out do they bounce it out into the grave using those crazy-a$$ed hydraulics? Is the coffin painted an electric metallic green with the face of a fedora wearing half dressed chica (looking suspiciously like kobe's wife) on the lid? Does a mariachi band play instead of military brass band?
Totem
Totem
You forgot to ask if they pour tequila on the ground for their fallen 'ese.
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