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Hey did you know that Ice T is recording a rap album with him?
WTF!! You heard it here first!
WTF!! You heard it here first!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Self effacing humor, WarMaverik.
WarMaverik, self effacing humor.
Thanks though, captian obvious.
WarMaverik, self effacing humor.
Thanks though, captian obvious.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
**** why the hell not, hasselhoff was the da bomb in baywatch and was pretty big in germany, let him have his one hit wonder and that will be good enough.
oh remember the last post on him where there was a music video where he was walken around the world or w/e and was dressed like a eskimo? pretty funny
baywatch nights was pretty funny to...
Edited, Wed Jun 9 00:17:42 2004 by trunksbrando
oh remember the last post on him where there was a music video where he was walken around the world or w/e and was dressed like a eskimo? pretty funny
baywatch nights was pretty funny to...
Edited, Wed Jun 9 00:17:42 2004 by trunksbrando
Which was your favorite:
1)Tux Hasselhoff
2)Eskimo Hasslehoff
3)Safari Hasslehoff
4)Flying Hasselhoff
if you actually chose a favorite before reading this small type then you officially lose all your hetero street cred
1)Tux Hasselhoff
2)Eskimo Hasslehoff
3)Safari Hasslehoff
4)Flying Hasselhoff
if you actually chose a favorite before reading this small type then you officially lose all your hetero street cred
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
1) The ooga ooga ooga chaka part is why Germany liked it (im assuming this is his big hit, could not get better and can get a whole *** full worse)
2) The man had absolutely no shame throughout it, or about anything else he does, he gets points for that.
3) Safari Hassle the Hoff, 'cause he's jumping as high as he can.
2) The man had absolutely no shame throughout it, or about anything else he does, he gets points for that.
3) Safari Hassle the Hoff, 'cause he's jumping as high as he can.
eskimo hasselhoff
hands down*
hands down*
Quote:
Hey did you know that Ice T is recording a rap album with him?
WTF!! You heard it here first!
WTF!! You heard it here first!
Tee-hee. You should have linked the thread where you missed it the first time.
Eb
Lead a horse to water....
Smasharoo wrote:
Hey did you know that Ice T is recording a rap album with him?
WTF!! You heard it here first!
WTF!! You heard it here first!
The sad part is that it'll sell. Oh yes. It'll sell.
I wonder if they'll get KITT to do a guest track on the album.
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