Looks like he's working on his new image already. Won't be long fo' he hafta bussacap 'n someone ***.
http://www.eonline.com/News/Items/0,1,14261,00.html
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The best part of that thread is this:
In other Hasselhoff career advancement news, Website AllHipHop.com reported last month that Ice-T plans to produce a rap album by the thesp, who will assume the moniker Hassel the Hoff for hip-hop purposes.
"The man is a legend, and we are going to show a whole new side of him," Ice-T told Britain's Sun newspaper.
WTF??
In other Hasselhoff career advancement news, Website AllHipHop.com reported last month that Ice-T plans to produce a rap album by the thesp, who will assume the moniker Hassel the Hoff for hip-hop purposes.
"The man is a legend, and we are going to show a whole new side of him," Ice-T told Britain's Sun newspaper.
WTF??
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Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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