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#27 Jun 07 2004 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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No heterosexual male would be even slightly annoyed that women were being encouraged to frequent, at a regularly scheduled day, an establishment where the remotest of possibilities exist that he might get one of said women drunk enough to accompany him to the parking lot for a hummer.

AHEM!!! You may want to add something to the effect of "single" or "not hooked up" or something along those lines. I don't need to get my wife drunk to get a piece of ***. tyvm

Would ladies night fly at a gay and lesbian bar?
#28 Jun 07 2004 at 10:36 AM Rating: Good
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I don't need to get my wife drunk to get a piece of ***. tyvm

Nor I, my friend. But my wife hates bars, and on boys' night out, the scenery improvement made by charging ladies a li'l less to come hang out is greatly appreciated.
#29 Jun 07 2004 at 11:40 AM Rating: Default
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Would ladies night fly at a gay and lesbian bar?


Oddly enough, I have seen flyers for a ***** night called "Ladies Night".

Eb

That should change that old Kool and the Gang song, too.
#30 Jun 07 2004 at 12:49 PM Rating: Decent
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We just called it "dollar night" at the lesbian bar in St. Paul (no longer open).

"Ladies night" at a women's bar is a bit redundant.
#31 Jun 07 2004 at 1:02 PM Rating: Default
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"Ladies night" at a women's bar is a bit redundant.


Indeed, but this is SF and it was a lesbian night at a mixed-bar.

Eb

#32 Jun 07 2004 at 1:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Well a gay/lesbian bar and a lesbian bar are very different animals (as I'm sure you're well aware). Smiley: wink2
#33 Jun 07 2004 at 1:25 PM Rating: Default
Yes, I am aware. :) But I should have been more clear, this was an everyone bar. We have those here.

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#34 Jun 07 2004 at 1:28 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't know that there are any strictly lesbian bars in the Twin Cities anymore.

Ironically, the last one I knew of was named Ladies Night.
#35 Jun 07 2004 at 1:29 PM Rating: Good
Lesbians!

/drool

Yes, Taco. I find it even more profound then my "L33t ****" remark. :)
#36 Jun 09 2004 at 1:09 AM Rating: Good
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Good work. Your skills are improving.

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#37 Jun 09 2004 at 1:35 PM Rating: Good
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Yeah, but Bhod, the po-po pulling over black drivers like me isn't a marketing technique to get Dutch African-American males like me to contribute a greater portion to a city's budget, is it? Call it what you like, but gender, age, sexual orientation, race, and religious "marketing techniques" are what have kept disenfranchised black men like me from achieving equality in America since the slave days!

Totem
#38 Jun 09 2004 at 3:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, but Bhod, the po-po pulling over black drivers like me isn't a marketing technique to get Dutch African-American males like me to contribute a greater portion to a city's budget, is it? Call it what you like, but gender, age, sexual orientation, race, and religious "marketing techniques" are what have kept disenfranchised black men like me from achieving equality in America since the slave days!

Totem


Way to kill the thread.

For more inspiration on lesbians please refer to my avatar.

More stories please.
#39 Jun 09 2004 at 3:27 PM Rating: Good
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Dutch African-American males like me

You ever think its not because your black but maybe because your a filthy Dutchman?
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#40 Jun 09 2004 at 4:19 PM Rating: Default
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You ever think its not because your black but maybe because your a filthy Dutchman?


Let me guess:

He lives in a van down by the RIVER!!!!!

Eb

Cocaine's a helluva drug.
#41 Jun 09 2004 at 7:02 PM Rating: Good
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Well, as the boards only black man-- and a Dutch heritaged one at that --I can unequivocally say that the Po-lice will arrest and harass **** lickers and carpet munchers just as readily as an African-Dutch-American minding his own bidness. Drinking a 40. In my new Caddy. At a stop light.

But mindin' my own bidness.

Totem
#42 Jun 09 2004 at 7:06 PM Rating: Decent
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You know in Texas you can have open containers in the car as long as it is our of reach from the driver...

...I had this whole beer hat/tubing system planned out to have a pressurized keg in my trunk and tubes running along the frame of the car to come out from the roof next to my vanity mirror.

I think it would have worked.
#43 Jun 09 2004 at 7:17 PM Rating: Good
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No self respectin' black man would ever wear a goofy a$$ed beer cap. He'd have his ho hold it in her tig bitties like a coozie. Knowhaimsayin'?

Totem
#44 Jun 09 2004 at 7:20 PM Rating: Default
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Knowhaimsayin'?


Word is bond. Ya heard?

Eb
#45 Jun 09 2004 at 7:24 PM Rating: Good
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The pole-smoking **** jiz-bag who filed that suit is obviously a hard-core flaming *****.

I laughed out loud at that. Long enough to **** off Skeet.

Totem, m'boy, quit claiming you're black. Or send a picture of your package to Tare to confirm on behalf of the board.

What? I don't want to see it.
#46 Jun 09 2004 at 7:37 PM Rating: Good
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Don't be dissin' a real man of color, Flea. And I'd needs me a wide angle super panoramic lensed camera to take a picture of my johnson*.

Totem

*That's pronounced "joan-sun" to you rhythm-less white and semi-white folk (Flea).

Edited, Wed Jun 9 20:38:20 2004 by Totem
#47 Jun 09 2004 at 7:38 PM Rating: Decent
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That and a bright flash...that sucker's as black as a struck match.
#48 Jun 09 2004 at 7:40 PM Rating: Good
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You said it bruthah. Blacker than a ****'s a$$, darker than Smasharoo's heart. And that's dark.

Totem
#49 Jun 09 2004 at 7:41 PM Rating: Good
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semi-white folk (Flea).

I'm brown all the way through, like a fine truffle. As a matter of fact, I'm probably darker than you.

And my johnson is bigger.
#50 Jun 09 2004 at 7:43 PM Rating: Decent
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prove it...prove it...prove it...etc.
#51 Jun 09 2004 at 7:43 PM Rating: Good
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0.o

Totem
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